Rodent Discrimination
Nobody Wonders….
If I could get 13 of my backyard rats to do this. I really don’t want to remain a nobody all my life. Does Guinness accept rodent tricks?
I would name them after condiments too: Ketchup, pickles, mustard, salt, pepper, mayo, horseradish, ginger, hot sauce, red, honey mustard…and rat dog.
I looked, and the rat is pretty much ignored in the Guinness World Record Book.
I’m writing my Congressmen…who…as a rat, will be sure to help out in this gross injustice.
(Nobody didn’t WANT to make this stuff up, but I couldn’t help myself.)
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I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
Joyanna Adams
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There is entrepreneurial potential here, Joy. TV shows, theatre, community funding (aka stealing from non-viewers).. And there are Bank loans to be had. Bankers are rats too. Just think, Banks could get into real difficulty loaning funds to set up rat-rope projects in every street, then the Guvmunt could bail them out with Chinese money.
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