Godzilla VS Thumper
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Sheep..or Gold? Which Is the Best Investment?
Nobody Cares
Somewhere in China, rich Muslims tycoons are making long trips to out-of-way farms to purchase one of these guys: A BIG sheep. (see picture below)for..$2.5 million dollars. Really, I don’t EVEN want to know what in the world these Muslim tycoons DO with these big sheep…but let me say, an American would say Las Vegas was cheaper.
OR..You can buy these solid gold glasses just to hang on your neck at the next office party, as a ornament. They are only worth $68,135 dollars.
I am really having a hard time deciding which one I should include in my portfolio. If I got the sheep, I wouldn’t have to mow my lawn, but then again…I might lose a husband. The eyeglasses on the other hand, would in less than a day be lost. I lose all my glasses. BUT, you can melt gold. Not much you can do with a sheep. And I’m not sure that Chinese Muslims would pay for the shipping costs, when I got tired of my goat. Or …sheep. or whatever that thing is.
I still need to think about this.
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