What Do Presidents Talk About On the Golf Course?
Nobody’s Perfect:
When Bill Clinton was President, it was reported in Newsmax, that according to one of his personal secret service men, President Bill Clinton, at one time, had mislaid the ‘football.’ The nuclear football. The one he needs in case we are being attacked. He simply couldn’t remember where it was. And what was even more upsetting to the secret service man, he didn’t seem to think it was important.
Last week, a “moon” rock worth millions of dollars was found in an old box, by somebody from Bill’s Clinton’s government office. No doubt he forgot he was keeping it to give a grandchild someday.
So, Bill loses things. Here– Nobody can imagine the conversation last Saturday between Bill and Obama while they played a round of golf.
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Obama: Bill, …I really need that suitcase. You know I’m finally bringing home the troops, and hell Bill, you heard what Cheney said, he’s afraid one of them guys might release their nukes here.
Bill: I know..I know…I just don’t remember. I think I might have left it at the Adams, but I’m not sure. You know, I had Hillary down my neck at the time I lost it, ..and Monica might have taken it— she was always around, I don’t know. I don’t THINK she took it, ah…damn. I wish I could remember…you know, I wouldn’t put it pass some of those guys that were watching me to take it and say I lost it.
Obama: I thought they found it?
Bill: Well, no: We just said they found it. Bush never mentioned it to you, did he?
Obama: No, every time I asked him he just smiles and says, “Don’t you have it?”
Bill: Yeah, that sounds like something he’d say. (laughs)
Obama: Besides–you just lost a rock worth millions Bill. I don’t care, that’s money in the bank.
Bill: Oh, I thought I gave it to Steven Spielberg…really. I don’t know what they found in my files. Hillary told me she had shredded everything from Arkansas. So, blame her. You know Hillary.
Obama: (Gets fed up)…Whatever. I need that suitcase Bill. Really.
Bill: I know, I know…Hey, did you see where my ball went?
This makes ten so far I’ve lost. (really, 20)
Obama: You’re in the rough Bill. Again.
(Nobody makes this stuff up.)
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