Nobody Forgets Earthday
Nobody Reports
To show you how much I pay attention to global warming idiots, I completed forgot Earth Day…which was yesterday. So, in honor of all the people out there who are really offended that millions of people, like me, forgot to celebrate their favorite holiday, let them know, that I picked up branches from my lawn yesterday, and kicked some dirt. I sprayed my gardenia bush that I managed to keep alive all winter with some water and a glow lamp. And I watched the bunnies on my lawn. It was really…a very special day. I just don’t know what came over me….it simply slipped my mind.
If you must blame someone, blame Mother Nature.
I also want them to know that I am completely in support of letting giraffes swim in elite swimming pools, and everyone having a green toilet that lights up in the dark. I would support Mayor Bloomberg mandating that all New York restaurants have them installed, because we all know how much New Yorker’s love Mayor Bloomberg watching out for them. Not to mention, all the janitors would appreciate having to work less hours because of everyone being able to SEE the toilets when they are drunk. More illegals would come out of the shadows!
So…Nobody Says: Happy Earth Day!— all you Earth loving dweebies, and I send apologies in advance because no doubt, I will forget it next year too.
One can only hope.
1 Comment »
Leave a comment
About
I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
Joyanna Adams
Comments
Anonymous on MTGA (Make TRUMP Go Away) ronita on MTGA (Make TRUMP Go Away) ronita on MTGA (Make TRUMP Go Away) Mrs. O on MTGA (Make TRUMP Go Away) Joyanna Adams on DAD: It Only Takes a Moment or…
Joyanna Adams 
Love the longy leggedy beasties. But did you notice two major things about that?
1. The French who gave us the bl**dy metric system don’t use a decimal point. They have a decimal comma. 5,80 mtrs. The French cannot get even their own systems right. It has been that way a very long time. Just look at who Brigette Bardot hitched up with.
2. The Giraffes cheated. Very francais. Nice diving but they all had help.
By the way, I didn’t forget Earth Hour. At the appointed hour I switched all my lights on.
🙂
LikeLike