WAS OBAMA HIGH ON COKE, OR REGGIE’S LOVE-BUTT?

Nobody Knows–

JUST what Obama was doing on the night of the Benghazi attacks, and because Obama has seen fit to not reveal his whereabouts, and is having everyone insist that he ‘went to bed,’ and missed everything that night, he has nobody but himself to blame for the upcoming speculation that is going to drive the liberals mad.

And I say: Let’s drive them crazy. Let’s speculate every single thing until somebody tells us.

Where WAS the great Obama while our men were being slaughtered? Playing basketball? Having an orgy with Tiger Woods? Helping his girls with their homework? Talking to John McCain on the phone?

Let’s see…mmmm…What do we know about Obama? Obama did a lot of drugs in his lifetime, and the drug cocaine was his favorite by his own admission, although he tried them all. Anyone who has every known ANYONE who has done cocaine, knows that it’s harder to quit than cigarettes. Most cocaine users never get off of it.

Judging by his cocky, narcissistic personally, and thin energy, he physically looks like Reggie is keeping him in good supply.

Also Obama…LOVES to party. He stays up all night with his homeboys at the White House: Stevie Wonder, Snoop Dog, Beyonce’, Reggie Love..

Yes, Reggie Love was bound to come up. Obama spends more time with Reggie than he does his own wife. And so, since Obama has told his minions to tell everyone that what he was doing during Benghazi was ‘irrelevant”, one journalist had the sheer guts to speculate what Obama was doing, due to the circumstantial evidence of just knowing the man:

Here’s what Kevin Dujan, (a gay conservative) said:

“While our consulate in Benghazi was attacked during the night of September 11 of last year, our fearless leader was allegedly hiding away somewhere getting “high as a kite” on cocaine. ”

This is the speculation of Kevin DuJan, a self-described “gay conservative political analyst” writing for a publication called HillBuzz. DuJan states that his claim, which he appears to make based on knowledge and experience of drug addicts, explains the president being missing for most of the evening during the attack on Benghazi.

Yes, it takes one to know one, and just the fact someone dare suggest that the liberal’s hero, Obama: first baloney Grand Buba of the nation— was a drug addict, is just too much for them.

This came from the liberal Wonkette:

We don’t know about you, but the idea of Obama being a 70s-style coke whore hanging out at modern-day bacchanalia does not make us love him less. It just wants to make us hang out with him more. Sorry conservatives. Thanks Obama!

So there you have it: They can’t attack the ‘gay’ guy, but they can attack the silly conservatives, by saying IF Obama was doing cocaine and having sex with Reggie, they’d LOVE him for it!

And it’s true, they would.

More than likely, Obama was there, and gave the order to the military to stand down, in order to keep quiet his illegal gun running. Only Obama could have given that order.

And then he went and did coke and had sex with Reggie.

Hey, a good sex scandal covers up an international drug running scandal any old day of the week!

Just ask, Bill Clinton. He perfected it.

May 28, 2013 - Posted by Joyanna Adams | Barack Obama, Benghazi | Bengazhi, Obama