Obama Rewards the IRS—For A Job Well Done
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In order to boost the morale at the IRS, Obama has decided to GIVE THEM A RAISE!
After all, going after conservatives have left them in really low spirits—because there are just so MANY conservatives to watch…nobody told them. Not to mention, this year, they will have to work overtime to keep an eye on those Tea Party terrorists, god forbid any of them get into the public eye during these upcoming elections.
The President is very proud of his IRS tea party killer team, he said this:
“There were some bone-headed decisions,” the president told Bill O’Reilly in a pre-Super Bowl interview Sunday, but he said the agency’s actions did not involve “even a smidgen of corruption.”
Citing the need to boost employee morale, the Internal Revenue Service’s new commissioner said Monday that he will pay out millions of dollars in bonuses to agency employees, reversing a decision his predecessor made to save money amid the sequester budget cuts and other belt-tightening last year
“This is money best spent on our existing employees,” he said in an email to agency employees. “The performance award payouts are in recognition of that great work done in very trying circumstances. I firmly believe that this investment in our employees will directly benefit taxpayers and the tax system.”
Agency officials said they will pay $43.4 million to employees represented by labor unions and $19.1 million to other employees, for a total of $62.5 million in bonuses for 2013.
With this news, I’m sure we can all expect the upcoming 2014 videos to be directed by Steven Spielberg or George Lucas….after all, if they can spend billions promoting Healthcare, the IRS should get at least equal billing.
I’ll be watching for Beyoncé to promote the IRS on TV. Maybe she’ll throw some money around while dancing with Michelle…both smashing Tea Party china.
Hey…call me. I have some ideas. Anything is better than having to watch THIS:
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