Nobody’s Email: The Wisdom of Andy Rooney
Nobody Gets Email:
Okay. This isn’t funny, but it’s pretty wonderful stuff.
Enjoy…I did. (Thanks to JR)
Written by the late Andy Rooney—
I’ve learned…. That the best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.I’ve learned…. That just one person saying to me, ‘You’ve made my day!’ makes my day.I’ve learned…. That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.
I’ve learned…. That being kind is more important than being right.
I’ve learned…. That you should never say no to a gift from a child.
I’ve learned…. That no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act
goofy with.
I’ve learned…. That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.
I’ve learned…. That simple walks with my father around the block on summer nights when I was a child
did wonders for me as an adult.
I’ve learned…. That life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
I’ve learned…. That money doesn’t buy class.
I’ve learned…. That it’s those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.
I’ve learned… That under everyone’s hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.
I’ve learned…. That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.
I’ve learned…. That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to
hurt you.
I’ve learned…. That love, not time, heals all wounds.
I’ve learned…. That the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people smarter
than I am.
I’ve learned…. That everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.
I’ve learned… That life is tough, but I’m tougher.
I’ve learned…. That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.
I’ve learned…. That when you harbour bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.
I’ve learned…. That I wish I could have told my Mum and Dad that I love them one more time before
passed away.
I’ve learned…. That one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to
eat them.
I’ve learned…. That a smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks.
I’ve learned…. That when your newly born grandchild holds your little finger in his little fist, that you’re
hooked for life.
I’ve learned…. That everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth
occurs while you’re climbing it.
I’ve learned…. That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.


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You mean the liberal Andy Rooney or the liberals trying to make him more wise than he was, actually STOLE all those wonderful sayings from many sources?
LOL! I’m shocked. Thanks again Daniel, I can always count on you to check all my emails, because as you can see, I’ll post just about anything from my emails if they amuse me.
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How apt.
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Thanks, Joyanna -I’d like to share this with my list.
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