Nobody Flashes Red Hair & Henny Youngman
Nobody Flashes
It’s that time of year again, when even people who live in the one up from bottom bogy brown take a few days off of her usual ‘opinions’.
Yes, I will be getting away from the absurdity of the daily insanity which seems to have taken over the planet for a few days.
Can you blame me? 
I mean— I just bought some milk from a woman who had RED hair. I mean, RED hair. She was black, and it actually looked good on her.
“Is that your real hair?” I asked.
“Well, my sister weaved it in…”
“It looks real.” I said. And she did look cute.
There you go. I have now gotten used to blue, pink, red, purple hair. And what does that mean?
It means: I need a short vacation.
And short it will be. I’ll be back later on this week. Without red hair, but be sure, I will get all my real choice words I have at the moment for John McCain, out while I’m gone.
The MOON is going to hear me complain about that asshole. I don’t know what makes him tick, but I hope it’s a time bomb. (Old Henny Youngman joke.)
Sorry, somebody had to say it.
In the meantime, I hope everyone is not letting the idiots of the world spoil their summer.
Back soon….
Joyanna
About
I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
Joyanna Adams
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