Never Let a Good Hurricane Go To Waste

 

Nobody’s Opinion

Nothing like a hurricane to get your mind off a war. All day long, according to all reports, the world was going to end. Well, at least the eastern seaboard. Irene, the Irish bitch was coming. The President was so concerned about 65 million people and their last days on earth, that he left Martha’s Vineyard, mostly because it’s going to get hit with a lot of rain too…spoils golf time.

We’re Nobody’s Fool. If you think he left to go back to work, think again. He’ll be in Hawaii to finish that vacation in less time than it takes Joe Biden to think.

All the cops, the mayors, the governors, and the weathermen, were standing bravely in their raincoats weathering the wind and rain. “LEAVE! RUN!” , they all said, or if you stay, be sure you have everything you need to last you for weeks because that’s how long the power will be off. Also, leave us a note as to what to do with your body.”

NOBODY did not made that up. I actually heard them say this.

Still, ya gotta love the New Yorkers. Everyone is pretty much ignoring him for the good reason that, the storm is already losing power due to the fact that they all do when they hit land, and the eye is no longer there…its downgrading..by the time it hits Long Island, Obama will be eating pineapples in Hollywood.

STILL— Mayor Bloombomb of New York is shutting down the city. No subways, no buses, no trains, and you’d better not eat any salt, or you might get arrested…

And speaking of getting arrested…You might want to hide that Spanish guitar you have in the basement. Unless you belong to the New York Philharmonic, you could be busted for even owning an “endangered” wood. (Okay, I thought of Bill Clinton too…but let’s not go there.) The Gibson Guitar Manufacturing Company was “busted” into by ‘ARMED’ Fish and Wildlife government men, who took guitars, computers, and lots of wood. The company has not been formally charged with doing anything, but the stunt has cost the company over $1 million dollars.

Nobody Wins when a government goes out to bully and harass an American company that gives lots of non-union jobs, and also, money to the Republicans. This stinks of Nazi’s. There must be Jews making guitars. Somebody check.

Nobody Wonders just what kind of a deal Obama worked out in India on his last trip, and WHY they needed to be armed? What? Did they think Jeff Beck was going to rip their heads open with the neck of a Stratocaster?

Really, why don’t they just plant some more trees? What’s the problem here? We can bring snakes from Africa, why not Indian trees? Seems if the guitars are made in India by Indians, then the company can stay in business…and speaking of staying in business….

Poor Steve Jobs. He is on death’s doorstep, with that horrible pancreatic cancer. By the looks of him, maybe he should just go sit on Long Island and wait for Irene. Many are worried about how Apple is going to be able to keep its head after he’s gone, but then again, it seems by looking at him, he kept alive till he reached his final goal…making Apple the biggest company in the World. Nobody’s Perfect Steve, but when it came to business Steve, you came pretty close. Let’s hope you cheat death a good while longer…

And speaking of death..

Nobody Flashes the news that NATO has been on the ground in Libya all along! Who knew?  France, England and the United States are chopping at the bits for their ‘due’ reward.

Leaving aside the massive profits from the rebuilding that Libya is now going to need, there are vast oil spoils to distribute. The Libyan oil industry produced 1.6 million barrels a day prior to the war. The country is thought to have 46 billion barrels of reserves – the largest in Africa.

Is it any wonder Putin is going around flexing his muscles? Still, Nobody Cares about the cost of this “war”. It seems, while the natives fought on the ground for their “land” no hospitals were around to take care of the wounded. A 10 -year-old was shot in the back, and had to lay in the hospital for days…all the doctors had left.

Nobody Remembers how Obama said we were getting in for ‘humanitarian’ reasons. Uh…tell that to the hundreds of corpses lying around. Still, what’s a few bodies when you have now the biggest oil field in Africa? Very smart. Use the natives on the front lines, then go in and grab the oil. (And since they were Al-Qaeda, Nobody Thinks it’s a good plan.)

And it’s all in the plans: When you have a hurricane disaster approaching, you prepare. I mean, really, how many people can AFFORD even the gas to escape Irene? Not to mention the hotel costs, the fast food, meals, and the pets? Nope. Stay home. Unless you are right on the beach.

As Rahm Emanuel would say, “Never let a crisis go to waste.”  Scare the people really good, all 65 million of them, and they will go out and buy just about everything they can lay their hands on. Stocks will soar.

 Chains such as Home Depot Inc, and Wal-Mart Stores Inc., were doing brisk business on Friday, selling water, flashlights, batteries and other goods in states standing in Irene’s potential track from the Carolinas to Massachusetts.

Nobody Reports that Ben Bernanke did not have to give any more stimulus from his elite meetings in Jackson Hole.

Irene…did it for him. Now, all we need is just one more earthquake…

August 26, 2011 Posted by Joyanna Adams | corruption, democrats, disasters, economy, Natural Disasters, weather | Clintons, democrats, Economy, Obama, weather | 1 Comment