Nobody Remembers Lilith: Adam’s FIRST Wife.
Nobody Remembers
Most of us remember the story of Adam and Eve. God made Eve out of the rib of Adam, and gave them paradise called Eden, where they remained in blissful ignorance, in a land of no taxes. Adam had rule over all the plants and animals, and Eve was there just to please him, because there was no such thing as Football, and she was pretty happy. And they walked around all day eating and sleeping and having a good time, and then…God said:
Therefore shall a man leave his father and his mother and shall cleave unto his wife: and they shall be one flesh. And the man and his wife were both naked, and they were not ashamed.
So, think of that? Running around naked and having a great time! And God did not judge them at all. This was before Krispy Kreme doughnuts, and Wall Street Bailouts.
Anyway, the story goes God told Eve and Adam they could have anything but they could NOT eat of the tree of knowledge……”Lest ye die.” (Fear usually works with leaders.)
But the snake (Who Eve loved to talk to, and I’ll explain why later) told her God was lying, and if she ate fruit from the tree, her eyes would be open and both she and Adams would be just like GOD. And any God in his right mind would NOT want his subjects to be as powerful as him.
Well, the snake didn’t tell her that last line, but it’s true.
It’s also why Presidents need to kept knowledge at a low minimum in the general population. Only they have the right to eat from the Tree of Knowledge (the NSA) because if we did, we’d be as knowing as they are. And they need this knowledge because otherwise we’d all be in danger. (Fear always works)
Not a good thing for Gods. Gods need to be on top.
So when Eve listened to the snake, and took a bite, and then got Adam to take a bit, they all of a sudden realized that— they were naked! And then they hid, and the whole concept of ‘sin’ was hatched, paving the way for Bill Clinton.
(Nobody frankly is glad that Eve took a bite. I don’t think I could handle a world full of naked people.)
Then God said to the woman, “What is this that thou hast done?”
And the woman said, “The serpent beguiled me, and I did eat.”
Yes, she blamed it on the serpent.
BUT….did you know that the serpent was actually Adams FIRST wife? HA! Me neither…but check this out:
The snake in the Garden of Eden was called Lilith. Rabbinical lore claims that Adam’s first wife was not Eve, but Lilith, made by God from dust like Adam rather than from one of Adam’s ribs like Eve. And who therefore refused to be subjugated by Adam. Instead she deserted him, becoming an evil demon, and in some texts she is made synonymous with the serpent. The Tree of knowledge caused humanity’s fall.
(Lesson repeated: Don’t go seeking knowledge, only Gods can handle.)
Got that? The serpent was actually the first feminist who refused to bow to Adam , and deserted him. And then she got the NEW girlfriend talking to her (Girls LOVE To chat) and she got Eve to taste the tree of knowledge. Like the jealous hussy that she was, she tricked the new wife into disobeying God, and therefore, she didn’t have to watch Adam and Eve running around Eden naked while she was just a slithering snake and probably had changed her mind about Adam, and even though she didn’t want Adam in the first place, Eve was, I’m sure, was a lot hotter chick, and feminists HATE hot chicks.
You know that’s what happened.
But God was no match for a feminist either, and so, God condemned Eve to suffer and have children and obey Adam and all his commands for the rest of her life.
He punished both women, and poor Adam was the victim. So it took GOD to give Adam the domination over woman, because let’s face it, Adam was a wussy… And it was all because Lilith was such a…demon.
Lilith was condemned to stay the slithering snake she was, and be cursed forever more.
And why the men all over the world, in all the divorced sites on the internet, don’t take this story and run with it, I’ll never know. The feminist have a magazine NAMED after the hussy! If they don’t…then they are somewhere running 
around naked.
Anyway, I thought it was an interesting story and I had never heard about it before, but in the TV series Supernatural, some very clever men have incorporated it into some plots. This video gives even more background on Lilith, the first wife of Adam. Enjoy!
Highway 61 is NOT Finished
“God said to Abraham, “Kill me a son”
Abe says “Man, you must be puttin’ me on” God says, “No.” Abe say, What?”
God say, “You can do what you want Abe, but the next time you see me comin’ you better run.”
Well Abe says, “Where do you want this killin’ done?”
God says. “Out on Highway 61.”
Bob Dylan
Nobody Remembers
Ahmadinejad is not shy about wanting to destroy every Jew on the planet. It seems his GOD is still having problems sharing the planet with the other GODs.
In a speech published on his website Thursday, Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad said the ultimate goal of world forces must be theannihilation of Israel. Speaking to ambassadors from Islamic countries ahead of ‘Qods Day’ (‘Jerusalem Day’), an annual Iranian anti-Zionist event established in 1979 by Ayatollah Khomeini and which falls this year on August 17, Ahmadinejad said that a “horrible Zionist current” had been managing world affairs for “about 400 years.”
Nobody Thinks: Only 400?
Jews and the Muslims came out of the same desert, and on the slat of the Bell Curve, they should be more alike. The Jews were slaves first and their “god” was a jealous god, and he let them know it.
Both tribes were cut from the same father..Abraham. But the sons of Abraham—Ishmael and Isaac, were not cut from the same mother. Can we blame the mothers? Ishmael was a bully, and Abraham sent him and his mother Hagar away for picking on his younger brother. Later on God told Abraham to kill Isaac…to show his love for him. By all accounts, Isaac was the nicer kid.
The old testament God was not very lovable.
After the long exodus, it goes, God gave the Jews the ‘promised’ land. and he ordered them to go into Jericho and slaughter all the women and children, and ordered the Jews to not leave anyone alive.
Call me crazy, but that sounds just like something Ahmahdinjad would say.
Joshua took the battle of Jericho and the walls came tumbling down, and burnt it so badly that archeologists being paid big bucks STILL can’t find it.
So, why did these two genetically attached tribes of the ancient dessert have such different succeed rates?
Nobody Thinks: It was the Ten Commandments. Okay, it was a lot more than the Ten Commandments. Somewhere there’s a genetic scholar that believes it was in the genes. Ishmael was a bully…he spawned a whole line of bullies. Isaac was ALWAYS getting picked on. The Jews have had a history of just that.
All this time has gone by, and they are STILL waiting for Armageddon. God said the Jews were the chosen ones. Allah said the Islamists are the chosen ones.
Can I get a vowel here?
So…who’s going to win out in the end?
There’s an old Bible Story not much told about Joshua, and the Battle of Rephidim. While the Jews had been walking in the desert, they were having trouble finding water and food, but there was something else that scared them even more than dying on the desert floor: The Amalekites..the desert raiders.
Moses told Joshua to go and fight them. And Moses said he would stand on a high hill and raise his arms and pray to God, and as long as Joshua saw Moses arms raised, he would win the battle.
The battle began and the Jews held the line, Moses was holding up his arms to the sky, and then some of the men got excited, broke the line, and went after the swords of the Amalekites, then Moses arms fell down. The Amalekites came back, and Joshua, much like George Washington years later, ran after them, and rallied them back to fight.
The Jews won the battle.
And here’s the kicker, that makes me give a big chuckle.
When Joshua looked up at the hill, old Moses, who by then was over a hundred, had Aaron holding up one arm, and Hur the other.
I’m really not sure how to take that, but it’s funny.
Metaphorically speaking, you could say the Jews of 2012 have allies in war to hold up the hand of Moses: England and America. (Well, we hope. Not so sure with Obama)
Ahmadiemjad might have to wait another 400 years if he decides to attack the tribe of Joshua.
Highway 61 is yet to be finished.
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I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
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