Nobody’s Perfect: The CDC VS the Post Office
Nobody’s Perfect
This week we have two government agencies who are NOT doing their jobs for the American people: The CDC and the Post Office.
Let’s start with the CDC. When the first Ebola patient was put in a Texas hospital, Thomas Frieden, the head of the CDC, got on TV as quickly as possible and said: Don’t worry— Be Happy! Ebola is not very contagious and the worst thing we can do is stop letting people from Africa come here.
Remember, Zars cost stock portfolio’s MILLIONS of dollars because people just stayed home out of fear and the WHO Director-General Margaret Chan, said 90 percent of economic costs of any outbreak “come from irrational and disorganized efforts of the public to avoid infection.”
(You can see what’s on their minds, can’t you?)
Thomas assured everyone the CDC was on it, there were professionals handling all the vomit, diarrhea, and spit of the poor black man in Texas, 70 of them in fact.
DALLAS (AP) — They drew his blood, put tubes down his throat and wiped up his diarrhea. They analyzed his urine and wiped saliva from his lips, even after he had lost consciousness. About 70 staff members at Texas Health Presbyterian Hospital were involved in the care of Thomas Eric Duncan after he was hospitalized, including a nurse now being treated for the same Ebola virus that killed the Liberian man who was visiting Dallas, according to medical records his family provided to The Associated Press.
Wow…what happened?
“We have to rethink the way we address Ebola infection control. Even a single infection is unacceptable,” Dr. Thomas Frieden, director of the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, told reporters. “The care of Ebola is hard. We’re working to make it safer and easier.”
Uh…but they don’t. One of the nurses caught it, and now, they have about 200 people they have to monitor because, well, they just want to be sure. That nurse did something wrong.
Yes, any Nobody on the planet earth could have told the CDC to limit the amount of people to take care of such a dangerous contagion. What hospital in their right minds would let over 70 people take care of this deathtrap? How about letting 4 do it, give them extra pay?
Hopefully, the CDC will ‘rethink’ having 400 doctors and nurses to one patient. Either they are trying to spread the disease, or math is not their strong suite.
Currently there are anywhere from 4 to 23 beds open for patients here, and since the CDC obviously is NOT prepared. (After all it’s already an epidemic, where were they?) They are setting up places now in every state. The center for disease control says by the end of the year, 14 million people will be infected with Ebola.
You know what this means don’t you? The Ferguson October group might have to postpone their protest rallies. (Darn.)
NOBODY in their right minds feels that the man who had a hand in banishing sodas and cigarettes from the streets of New York, is out to protect them., but then, there’s a lot of people out of their minds at the moment.
And then there’s the Post Office. You might not know this, but the man or woman who delivers your mail, might not have your best interests in mind.
According to a man who knows: If the mailman doesn’t like you, he can accidentally ‘drop’ your bill payment just about anywhere, and even step on it. They can just lose it. Or he can put your mail in other people’s mailboxes…just for fun.
They also know if you are getting support checks, welfare checks, drugs, or live chickens. They know a lot about you. In fact, if the mailman wants to read your letters. he can open them up and do it, and just put in plastic bag and say “Received in conditions.”
If they know your not home and your door is unlocked, they can go in and use your bathroom, and see that new pink underwear you just bought for your anniversary.
I’m just saying.
So, who wins the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week?
Is it the CDC for going out of their way to make sure we have an epidemic of Ebola spread throughout the United States because recinding 13,000 visas from Africa would be racist?
Or is it the bored and sometimes drunk post man, who could ruin your good credit, and maybe even break your toilet seat?
I pick…..
The Democratic Party!
Who ELSE could bring death in the form of a virus to potentially millions of Americans only to use the crisis to give Jesse Jackson a new car, and more money to blow on the upcoming elections?
How will they get the money? How they always do…they blame the GOP for everything and say they need more money. And it’s all about the money, isn’t it?
According to Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal, the CDC was given nearly $3 billion to fight infectious diseases but spent only 6% of that for its declared purpose.
So, Congratulations Democrats! You win the Nobody’s Perfect (But you are just plain sick) award for the week!
(And by the way Democrats…your reward check’s in the mail, and I own a turkey.)

