Nobody Reads About Swallowed Maleness
Nobody Reads
I’m currently in the weird and strange section at my local library, and I came across the most fascinating story yesterday —so of course, I just had to reprint some of it here.
The book is Memoirs and Prophecies of an Extraterrestrial God. THE LOST BOOK OF ENKI by Zechariah Sitchin.
Who is Zechariah Sitchin? He’s a graduate of the University of London and his hobby is reading Sumerian clay tablets.
Let me set this up: The Sumerian Tablets are the history of a race of ‘gods’ from another planet called Nibiru, who came to earth to mine our gold, and to take it back to their planet. Did these aliens have a sophisticated political system? You would have thought so, but no. They ruled by hereditary Lords and Kings. And so, when the ruler, Alalu, came to Earth, and found the gold, he figured his fate for all time as the planet’s most celebrated hero was set.
Ha! Let this be a lesson to all gods.
After he set up base camp on earth, along came some of his sons and Alalu (the guy who found the gold) was really happy to see them, UNTILL it came time to decide who should rule what. The one son, who was after Dad’s job, Anu, said…Let’s draw lots!
Alalu, lost. His sons got to rule the Earth, and their home planet. He was pretty pissed off.
So he suggested that since he was the rightful ruler, they should wrestle for it.
Okay, I’ve set up the scene:
With disdain Alalu took off his clothing, likewise did Anu unrobe.
In nakedness did the two royals begin to grapple, a mighty struggle it was
Alalu bent his knee, to the ground Alalu fell:
Anu on the chest of Alalu with his foot pressed down, victory in the wrestling thereby declaring.
By wrestling the decision was made: I am the King, to Nibiru. Alalu shall not return!
So was Anu saying as he removed his foot from the fallen Alalu.
Up as a lighting Alalu from the ground arose. By the legs Anu he pulled down.
His mouth was wide open, swiftly he the malehood of Anu bit off.
The malehood of Anu did Alalu swallow.
In pained agony did Anu a cry to the heavens shout:
As you can guess, Alalu was taken to a nearby planet (Mars?) and left to die.
And IF we are truly decedents from these wacko’s, then I’d say, it explains a lot of history, including how we got Al Sharpton.
About
I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
Joyanna Adams
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