Joyanna Adams

Nobody's Opinion

It’s Official: Rick Perry IS Related to George Bush-Oops!

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Although Rick Perry’s famous blooper of the year will be the only thing talked about tomorrow, what happened at the Republican debate tonight? Let’s listen in with this young student named Johnnie, who had to listen in for his homework tonight—-and see what he thinks.

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Wow…listen to that announcement! The rulers of the universe are coming to land in the Enterprise…it’s like the most important contest we will ever be witnessed to…golly, is Luke Skywalker going to run for President? Cool!

Wait…I don’t see him. Who are those three people asking questions? She looks like my teacher.

Johnnie

Money
Oh…this is about money. Hey, the black guy wants us to keep the dollar. What’s a dollar? Mr. Romney is in the middle again. He looks nice. He cares about Detroit? Where’s that? He’s been married for 25 years…no wait, he’s been married 45 years..uh..oh, he got his numbers mixed up. I’m telling Ms. Ripley…she always says I’m doing that. Jeez.

Taxes
That funny looking guy with the white hair wants to fire Bernanke. Who’s that? Get rid of food stamps. Hey, my mom gets those….Oh, I like that pretty lady..she’s says we’re stuck in taxes. I get stuck with my bike. She wants to repeal Obamacare…what’s that? What’s repeal? Kenny says that Obama doesn’t care…if we repeal Obama will he care?

Sex
The black guy just said something about sex. Everybody is clapping. Wait, the man wants to know if Mr. Romney would hire the black man. Everybody booed? Don’t they want Mr. Romney to hire the black man? Maybe he needs a job to get more sex. Mommy says you can buy sex.  —I’ll ask Ms Ripley.

Energy
Hey, there’s Mr. Crowley! No…his name is Rick. Wait–there’s that black man again saying 999. He must be a math teacher.There’s a grandpa. He says that some people don’t get any money on their CD’s .HEY…I have a CD…and my brother broke it! Well that’s good. I thought it cost money. People like him. He looks nice.

Wait…someone said something about Dodd-Frank. How can they know about my cousin Doddy Frank? What did he do? (sigh) The black guy is saying 999 again. Is that like 911? Dad dialed 888 the other night on the phone…and started talking funny. He started sweating. The police didn’t come. Will I get firemen if I dial 999?

I’ll ask Ms Ripley. I bet that’s why she wanted us to watch this.

The black man says it will grow the economy..What’s the economy? (sigh) Everybody is clapping so it must be good.

I’m going to put that in my paper…people like to clap at lots of people. She’ll like that. She’s always saying that everyone should be nice.

There’s Mr. Bush. He sure talks funny.  Wait, that old guy is saying he can’t answer a question in 30 seconds. I can’t either! I’m going to tell Ms Ripley and maybe she won’t make me talk in class.

Social Security:
The black man is saying 999 again. I can tell my teacher that I watched this, and she will KNOW because I will just stand up in class and say 999! 999!  That lady said that somebody gets 2.2 trillion but they spend 3.7 trillion. I’m glad we are still on 55. That sounds like a lot.
Student Loans
There’s a pretty black lady..who says student loans are.. what? The old guy wants the kids to work 90 hours and go to school. I can’t do that! Will I have to go to work to go to school? UHG. I don’t want to work. My dad works and he hates it. I don’t like that old guy.  

CHINA The black guy is saying 999 again. The man in the middle with the nice hair says China is not fair. The old guy says China is cheating. Hey, we go to the office if we cheat, but Malea makes me show her all my answers or she puts her gum in my hair.

WAIT…who is that guy? He looks….reeeeally happy. He likes China. I thought China cheated?

The black guy is saying 999 again…I like the black guy. He has a big smile and big white teeth. He says we should get rid of the Dodd-Frank and then get rid of Dodd AND Frank! Ha..ha ha! I’m going to tell Doddy Frank the black guy wants to beat him up. Doddy Frank is a jerk.

Oh-oh. The Bush guy said that he would do three things,and …he forgot the third. I do that ALL the time. I think he in trouble….wow…30 seconds is a long time. (sigh) I’m NEVER going to try to be President…talking for 30 seconds is really stupid.

Give me a break.

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So,  Nobody agrees with our young student here,..give us a break. Rick Perry just handed the Presidency to Mitt Romeny, with his brain lapse’ of not being able to remember the third department he wanted to get rid of, and the older Ron Paul put up five fingers to help him out. It was really funny, in a pathetic sort of way. I’m starting to feel sorry for the man…it’s like he is suffering from too much on his mind and sleep deprived.  

Herman Cain and Newt Gingrich made the best showing, with Romney saying all the perfect things that you would never trust in a million years.

And Cain had the best joke of the night…get rid of Dodd-Frank, don’t stop there…get rid of Dodd AND Frank!

Amen!

For the Independents, Ron Paul, and Michelle are very likeable and sincere, and that’s refreshing.

Jon Huntsman is a globalist. His answer on the Chinese was..he will continue the globalization that has put us in this mess, and that makes him a perfect VP for Romney.

Rick? They don’t let him talk much, but he needs to be in the Senate.

The commentators were at times, vicious. And the people let them know it. Except Jim Crammer..the man who talks like he drinks high octane mixed with ten gallons of Red Bull…was upset that the corporations have ripped off the world. I thought he was going to jump up and start freaking. He wants justice….and incentives for oil.

And no one on the panel would give it to him.

Who spoke for the American people tonight? For us?

In my  Nobody’s Opinion: Ron Paul. Johnnie liked Herman Cain, because he can remember 999 and sex, and I’m sure Johnnie will get an A on his paper!

(Nobody Makes This Stuff up, and I have NO idea who that kid is, but he’s cute.)

November 10, 2011 Posted by | humor, political races, Uncategorized | , , , | 3 Comments