Nobody’s Perfect: The VA VS Aliens of New Mexico
Nobody’s Perfect
This week, we have another Obama sandal to add to the long list of Obama scandals, which last time I looked…would measure to Mars and back. The scandal?
The VA has been embroiled in scandal following allegations that at least two facilities, one in Phoenix and one in Fort Collins, Colorado, falsified data to hide long wait times for veterans seeking medical attention.
Reports of widespread mismanagement have prompted several lawmakers and veterans advocacy groups to call on VA Secretary Eric Shinseki to step down from his post.
Shinseki has agreed to testify before Congress about reports that at least 40 veterans have died awaiting medical treatment.
On top of that, almost 900,000 VA disability cases are on backlog. Obama promised that he would take care of our veterans, but like all his other promises, they are just a lot of hot air. There are different reports on how many vets have died waiting for care, but if you judge by history, 40 is low. After all, Obama said about 500,000 signed up for Obamacare on the first day, when it has now been reported that there were only ….2. You do the math, I don’t want to.
But, the VA does have competition. It seems aliens in New Mexico have killed over 60 people. Of course, that was 1979, but still, according to an explosive engineer named Philip Schneider, Aliens live underground and we are fighting them.
Schneider asserts that he was suspicious of the engineering operation while noticing the presence of Green Berets and Special Forces. His fears were realized when after drilling underground he came face-t0-face with a 7-foot tall, stinky, gray alien. Obviously he freaked out and grabbed a pistol he was carrying (because that’s what engineers do?) and shot and killed two aliens. Another alien shot some laser-plasma ball or whatever at him and blew off some of his fingers. He was saved by a Green Beret who allegedly gave his life for him. In all, 60 human-people allegedly lost their lives that day at the “Alien-Human Battle of Dulce
So, there you go…if the VA doesn’t kill you, as a soldier you could lose your life battling aliens underground. Either way, you’re screwed.
So who wins the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week? Obama, of course! By the time Obamacare is through with us, the aliens won’t have to do a thing. They’ll just come out of their holes and take over.
We could have a Mars Attack Sequel.
I’m ready.
About
I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
Joyanna Adams
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