RIDE Those Greedy Hogs, Sarah!

Nobody’s Opinion: Memorial Day is over with, and what did we find out? Our Presidents care about the soldiers. (I say Presidents, plural, because NONE of them ever go away.) Over 6,000 have been killed and 43,000 injured from the now “three” wars we are fighting. (Or is it four? I’m losing count.)

They know they should at least put some Presidential PR effort into their photo-ops. ‘President Obama’ went overboard this year, actually laying the wreath at the Unknown Soldiers’ grave, unlike last year when he sent Joe Biden to lay the wreath. He showed up, made a speech, and went off to play golf. He’s just so thankful that they caught bin Laden on his watch he can’t stand the luck, and so he went off to celebrate. After all, Obama got the gay military issued solved, brought General Pretraeus back here, and is not any closer to winning any war.

Oh…we are not suppose to win wars anymore… I forgot.

Ex-President Bush, went bike riding with amputees from the Iraq war, and Fox devoted almost a half hour to the event. Message: If you are going to send them to war, you ought to be nice to them. So, I’d say, next year, Obama ought to at least invite some amputees to play golf, that is, if he wants to be welcomed back to Ft. Hood. Remember, President Bush stopped playing golf in respect to the boys who were dying overseas. So he rode his bike instead.

I still can’t figure out that logic, can you? And speaking of logic…

Nobody’s Perfect: Some couple in Sweden have decided that, “It’s cruel to bring a child into the world with a blue or pink stamp on their forehead.” so they have made up their minds to not let anyone in the world know what sex their child is: including the child.

Well, that makes perfect sense.

I’d say the parents are being cruel here. If it’s not bad enough that they refuse to tell him/her anything about his gender, just wait till he/she gets to school and the kids all call him/her Pop.
Yes, these idiots named the kid, “Pop.”

Wait till the kids all gather round him/her singing, ‘Pop goes the weasel’ after they bag a few beanies on his/her head. Nobody wants to know what they are putting in the goat milk up there.

And speaking of what Nobody Knows..

 Nobody Knows what Janet Napolitano, our National Security Nazi, is drinking these days. Molesting everybody that moves, is not enough for her…she wants to use a sort of psychological spy machines…a lot like the ones in Minority Report. (The movie) These machines can tell from facial recognition if you are thinking of committing a crime.

So, last time I looked, I bet half the people on the planet are thinking of committing a crime. What if they profile some six-year-old kid who feels like stealing his little sister’s hot dog? What are they going to do? Arrest him?

Well of course they are! You can’t dance under the Jefferson Memorial, what makes you can even think about stealing a hot dog!? Wait, they search malevolent babies now. This will start us on a new road to BEFORE you commit a crime, we can arrest you. The new motto will be, “Guilty until proven innocent,” which is how I suggest we think of everyone in power…they are ALL guilty.

And speaking of power..

Nobody’s Fool: Netanyahu said this week, “No one has the power to stop the decision to recognize a Palestinian state in the UN General Assembly in September. It can also be possible to make the decision that that the world is flat. ” This means, that he will attack Iran, if push comes to shove, and make it flat to fit the bill…which brings me to the subject that nobody seems to care about…

Nobody Reports that Janet Napolitano told one of her best friends to stock up on food and water, at least six months worth. Gee Janet, when are you going to tell the rest of us?

And in a more humorous mood…

Nobody Wonders how a University Professor from Columbia, got lost in a Louisiana swamp for four days looking for “ducks”? Right. Probably very stoned ducks. Nobody also wonders how a smart guy like him, with all the rain we’ve been having, he could NOT find fresh water, and resorted to drinking his own urine?

And we are suppose to be impressed? Just what did he learn in college? And speaking of being impressed…

Nobody Remembers when she asked her father, one me Memorial Day long ago, what he remembered about the war? The first thing he told me was that he learned how to sleep with his eyes open, because the rats in the South Pacific were as big as dogs and would bite. From that time on, I would have to check to see if he was asleep or awake when I got home late from a date by flashing my hands in front of his eyes, when he was on the couch. Yep. He kept that talent until he died.

And speaking of checking things out…

 Nobody Wins when the country is going bankrupt and most people this holiday season, skipped the “events’ which can put you back money you are going to need to buy that water and food for six months.
No, around my neighborhood, everyone just mowed their lawns..and

Nobody Cared when they heard the news about two women “wrestling” around 3.15 in Atlanta in their hotel room. They just went and wrestled right out the ten- story window. Lashawana’s 30th birthday ended with a big flash. Something tells me that alcohol might have been involved.(Dave Barry strikes again.) And speaking of flashing…

 Nobody Flashes: At least Sarah Palin gave us an excellent uplift, when she rode into DC with the bikers on Memorial Day. This picture is one of my favorite of her.

Thanks Sarah.  Next year, Nobody would like it better than to see you drive one of those big hogs into town, don’t just ride on the back, next time, drive one in yourself. Start practicing.

Nobody Thinks the United States has lots of roads for you to practice on, and they all lead to Washington D.C., the city of Greedy Hogs, just waiting to be tied.

May 30, 2011 Posted by Joyanna Adams | politics | politics | 6 Comments