I’m All Weinered Out…How Bout’ You?

The Middle-East is bursting with chants of “kill the Jews”; the U.S. economy is about to go into double-dip depression; Obama is about to grab more power by grabbing control of the internet; Sarah Palin is meeting with Donald Trump; and what is EVERYONE talking about?

Weiner’s underpants. (Which I ALMOST posted, but decided to post Demi Moore’s instead, simply for the point being…posting yourself in your underwear will get you LOTS of tweets, and attention. I imagine Weiner is not the only moron doing this.

Wait— Did I just call Demi’s husband a moron?

What you have to ask yourself is why Weiner even TOOK the picture in the first place, (from the angle of the shot, I’d say it had to be the wiener owner taking the picture) —but how in the world did it get on the internet?
That’s the question on everybody’s mind. He has not refuted the fact that it’s HIS picture, but that he had nothing to do with it appearing.
And his wife doesn’t seem to think it’s a big deal. (What happened to the good old days of fidelity?)

I guess they think since the movie stars all do it, it’s pretty well accepted, which brings me to Demi Moore and her husband, Ashton Kutcher. There is an obvious contradiction in the fact that Ashton and Demi are running a campaign to stop young women being trafficked in prostitution. Somehow putting up shots of your wife bending over, is not exactly in tune with your message. You cannot tell if Demi is thirteen or fifty in that picture.

And explain this: As you can see, Ashton is holding a sign that says, “Real Men don’t buy girls.”

Nobody says to Ashton, “Real men also don’t post obscene pictures of their wife in underwear on the internet, unless you’re embarrassed that she is SO much older than you, and you want to make a point.”

The same goes for Weiner, “Real men don’t put up lewd pictures of themselves on the internet when they are married, or anytime for that matter, if they have half a brain.”

Maybe Weiner should campaign to STOP the upcoming vote outlawing circumcision in San Francisco. Spin his story with the picture, and say, See—there is a very good reason to not outlaw circumcision, and I’m proof.

He wanted to show it off, so…why not do something noble with it?

Nobody Thinks it’s just another, “Quick, run with this Weiner story.” orders from whoever runs the news, to get us all redirected from all the really bad stuff going down, because America is getting really tired of hearing about it.

  UPDATE: Sex stories will get your mind in the gutter EVERY time, even me. I posted an obvious remark in my last post, “I don’t wear underwear.” Because, I don’t. I find it annoying…unless I have a dress on. And then I realized how that simple comment could be taken, by pretty much all men, as a suggesting moment. I Actually meant it as part of the story. (too late, already posted.)

Let me apologize, and say…I had been watching Weiner stories all day long yesterday, and my mind had been corrupted with the national concern of Weiner and his wiener. It seemed to fit the mood. What I should have said was, “I do not wear Weiner underwear.”

Next time, I’ll get it right.

June 2, 2011 Posted by Joyanna Adams | Media, politics | media | Leave a comment