Tea Party Downgrades All Government Tyrants
Nobody’s Opinion
It does not take a majority to prevail… but rather an irate, tireless minority, keen on setting brushfires of freedom in the minds of men.
— Samuel Adams
You have to hand it to the Democrats…they must get their talking point’s email early in the morning because they all, from the President on down, use the same words to fight with when they get in front of the camera.
The latest from the mouths of global babes is: repeat relentlessly these words:
It’s the Tea Party Downgrade.
Yes, the good, simple, and honest working folks of America, known as the “tea party people” gave trillions away to foreign banks, welfare recipients, illegal aliens, multinational companies, and ran up a debt so huge it can be seen from the black hole in the middle of the Milky Way. And therefore S & P’s downgraded us to another black hole of inflation.
No…it’s wasn’t Obama’s fault..no way. So he sent out his political mouthpiece Axel-Head to make sure the world know it wasn’t his fault:
“The fact of the matter is that this is essentially a Tea Party downgrade,” he declared. “That clearly is on the backs of those who were willing to see the country default.”
Oh, blame the S & P’s downgrade on the American People. Good idea. It’s a complete lie, but that doesn’t matter when you’re a scumbag looking to place blame somewhere else besides you own “beer” partier President.
John Kerry—Mr. “I married into multinational company for my money.” took it further:
“I believe this is without question the Tea Party downgrade,” Kerry said. “This is the Tea Party downgrade because a minority of people in the House of Representatives countered even the will of many Republicans in the United States Senate who were prepared to do a bigger deal, to do $4.7 trillion or $4 trillion, have a mix of reductions and reforms in social security, Medicare, Medicaid, but also recognize that we needed to do some revenue.”
Another lie: all the Democrats wanted to do was raise taxes and spend more money. BUT…it was hard going with John McCain and John Boehner. (Someone let me know, does he pronounce his name..?)
And from Charles Johnson:
“The Tea Party movement deserves a hearty congratulations tonight for forcing the first US credit downgrade in history. Well done. “
Hey, thanks!
And my personal nobody favorite because I can’t get over his eyebrows, Fareed Zakaria,who has said the tea party wants to blow up the country and we are all terrorists.
” Watching the extraordinary polarization in Washington today, many people have pointed the finger at the Tea Party. It’s ideologically extreme, refuses to compromise, and cares more about purity than problem solving.”
Yeah, wanting to be able to buy groceries tomorrow is getting pretty extreme.
And let’s not forget good old George Soros:
“In a Sunday afternoon email to supporters, MoveOn.org accused tea partiers of being responsible for the first-ever credit downgrade in U.S. history. “This ‘tea party downgrade’ is a shameful blow to our nation’s honor and risks throwing us right back into recession,” Moveon.org wrote. “Worst of all? It was completely avoidable. But when given the choice between extremist posturing and responsible leadership, tea party Republicans chose wrong.”
Key word here: avoidable. Yeah, it made me laugh too.
Gee…before yesterday we were only guilty of the shooting of Gabrielle Gifford’s, last Thursday’s stock market crash, 9/11, Brittany Spears addictions, selling dangerous lemonade, and Bristol Palin winning on Dancing With the Stars–
We’ve just been downgraded to Sam Adams level. We should all be honored. Let the tea party people keep on being a tireless “minority” and hopefully set some nuclear brushfires in the minds of the rest of the world…now that we’ve been listed as the enemy of such men of little honor, it’s the least we can do. BECAUSE…Sam Adams also once said.
“Our contest is not only whether we ourselves shall be free, but whether there shall be left to mankind an asylum on earth for civil and religious liberty. “
I LOVE that guy!
Nobody Gets Email: Rectal-Cranial Inversion
Nobody Gets Email
Some people like cross word puzzles, I like clever quotations. In this political world of renaming people and things in order not to offend, it’s about time we made fun of those phrases.
Here’s some I got from a real patriot who loves fast and beautiful cars, and who says he got these off the “Old Farts” websites. I have no idea why anyone would hang around the ‘old farts’ website, but I’m planning on spending a lot of time there.
(Thanks to Tom Beebe)
Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America, Kentuckians, Tennesseans, and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as “Hillbillies.”
You must now refer to them as : APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS
And furthermore :
How to speak about women and be politically correct:
1. She is not a ‘babe’ or a ‘chick’ -She is a ‘BREASTED AMERICAN.’
2. She is not ‘easy’-She is ‘HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE…’
3. She is not a ‘dumb blonde’-She is a
“LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.”
4. She has not ‘been around’-She is a ‘PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.’
5. She does not “nag” you -She becomes ‘VERBALLY REPETITIVE.’
6. She is not a ‘two-bit hooker’- She is a ‘LOW COST PROVIDER.’
How to speak about men and be politically correct:
1. He does not have a ‘beer gut’- He has developed a ‘LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.’
2. He is not a “bad dancer”-He is ‘OVERLY CAUCASIAN.’
3. He does not “Get lost all the time”-He ‘INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.’
4. He is not ‘balding’- He is in ‘FOLLICLE REGRESSION.’
5. He does not act like a “total ass”- He develops a case of ‘RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.’
6. It’s not his “crack” you see hanging out of his pants–it’s ‘TROUSER CLEAVAGE.’
About
I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
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