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Nobody Remembers: First Lady Obama Fashions

Nobody Remembers

Actually, I don’t. I don’t remember any first lady in the history of the United States feel like she had to run right out to Target and pick up some cheap stuff. So, when this was captured today and put all over the internet you have to ask yourself…

1. Is she on the board of ‘Target’?

2. How about Nike?

3. Is this all about trying to show she is sympathetic to the “poor” people, because she wants their vote?

4. Could that body-guard behind here look any more paranoid?

5. Is that “Pink Flush” she is wearing on her lips?

6. Could she buy an uglier pair of sunglasses?

7. Do you REALLY think that Michelle Obama would stand in line for anything?

And let’s not stop here: We must remember Michelle’s taste in clothes..refined. Who could forget the dress she wore when Obama accepted the Democratic nomination?

Oprah was in tears…beause the dress looked like someone had dropped about 8 gallons of vampire blood down the front. It was symbolic of course. Grace, style…revenge. Trademarks of a true patriot.

And how about the seven thousand dollar shoes?

Michelle, you have to say, has the best designers in the world making her outfits. But obviously , it’s just not her taste.

I say, we let her wear Target around the White House. Take off those designer gowns Mrs Obama, come down to the poor house with the rest of us!

Just promise us one little favor. Next time you visit the queen, wear something a bit more..respectful. We don’t want the Queen to think you’re…tacky, now do we?

 

September 30, 2011 Posted by | democrats, Michelle Obama, Nonsense, Obama, White House | , , , | 2 Comments

High School Pregnancies–And Nobody LOVES Babies…

Nobody Wins

Here’s the situation that happened to my friends neighbors’ just last week:

A young girl not yet out of high school, got pregnant. Her parents of course were frantic…the father hadn’t worked in over a year, and the mother was somehow feeding the family with her meager wages. There were two other younger children to feed. And then, the sixteen -year-old gets pregnant. Good people, decent hardworking people, and then..this. (Sarah Palin) could relate. So, they sat down with the young couple, (luckily it was not a one night stand) and they all decided that the best thing to do was to have the baby and let it be adopted.

The day came, for the baby to be born, and she came out beautiful, and healthy, and the adopted mom was all excited..and this is where they made the mistake in my Nobody’s Opinion. They let the real mother hold the child, and take pictures! I mean, come on. That’s not at all fair to the adopting parents. And that’s not fair to the real mother either….to hold it and have to let it go? They know about the “bonding” process in hospitals and they let this happen?

Nevertheless, that day, the real mother seemed to be handling it well. Not so much… the father.

I was sitting at my friend’s house when the man (new grandfather) came in the door the next day, all excited. He had finally found a two- week job out of town. This could not have come at a better time, because he had to prove he had work before they were allowed to keep the baby, and get federal funding, like Medicaid. Yes— the young couple, who were not married and not even out of high school decided to keep the baby. Grandma, Grandpa, and the U.S, taxpayer would basically be feeding another mouth.

And sadly, this is happening everywhere. Sex is sold to our kids before they even get out of kindergarten, what do you expect?

Getting pregnant in high school seems to be all the rage. In Memphis, Tennessee, 86 students at Frayser High School are pregnant or have given birth in the last year. Illegitimate births for all Americans have risen from 26% in 1990 to 46% today. Among Hispanics it’s 53%, blacks, it’s 73%, and 29% among whites.

All these illegitimate births of course, are being life-supported by the state. It might be Hillary’s utopia, but to the rest of the hard-working people– it’s not fair. Grandma will not get her hip surgery because Jose has four little babies by three different women. And it’s only going to get worse.

This from Phyllis Schlafly

The economist Robert J. Samuelson recently concluded that “the welfare state is winning the budget war.” The bipartisan budget deal, which slashed our military budget but kept welfare-state handouts mostly off limits, turned out to be “a triumph of the welfare state over the Pentagon.” The Heritage Foundation reports that 77 types of federal means-tested handouts already cost $522 billion per year before Obama took office. He increased this giant amount to $697 billion per year in the first half of his term, and now half of Americans depend for their living expenses in whole or in part on government handouts paid by the other half who pay income taxes.

Subsidies to women who have no husbands in the house, is going to ruin us all. The “War on Poverty” was lost at its inception. It’s the reason 73% of blacks have no husbands. Thanks so much Lyndon.

I’m not sure, because I don’t know, what will happen with this young couple. Most will predict that the father will eventually leave, the mother might have to drop out of school..but we forget. In the old days, families had a lot more kids, and they all worked together to raise the kids. Grandma’s, cousins, brothers, sisters—it’s nothing new.

How do I put this? To me, it’s too cruel to the baby for a mother to give it up to another mother, unless she is on her death bed. A baby is not like an old coat…it’s a responsibility. You got pregnant when you didn’t expect it—you’re not married? You’re too young? Then you just dealt yourself a hard blow. You think if you gave up that baby, you will go on to college and your whole life is ahead of you…and …
I’m here to tell you…nothing in life will ever be as important or bring you more pleasure that that child. I don’t care if you went on to be Oprah Winfrey.

And besides. The odds of this girl getting out of the lower class that she is in, is pretty low even if she didn’t have the baby. It has nothing to do with her: We are NOT the same America. I could get into WHY we aren’t the same America..but it would take a book, at least. The liberals have worked hard to destroy the “man” and the “family” and the “Ten Commandments” …just for their own political utopia of the state raising the babies.

Most importanly in this case though…the father wants her and the baby. That’s the best news of all. And look at her…isn’t she just the most precious?

And speaking of babies…did you know the youngest mother on record was only five? (Go ahead..check Snopes!) Her son lived to be forty.

Also, everything you always wanted to know about baby stats is shown below. Just think, every 7 seconds another cute little bundle is waiting to come forth, burp, and then smile! Who doesn’t love babies?

Nobody loves them all.

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September 30, 2011 Posted by | American Culture, economy, Just life | , , , , | 9 Comments

Godzilla VS Thumper

 Nobody Flashes:

Iran threatened the United States today. They do not think it’s fair that we should have our ships over near their country. (That’s ONE of our carriers.)
So, they are going to send the Iranian Navy over to our shores to show us THEY can do it too.
(That’s their boat.)
Godzilla VS Pee Wee Herman.
Nobody Thinks that it’s about time that Obama should admit that he is grateful for something that George W. Bush left him…don’t you?

September 28, 2011 Posted by | Military | | 1 Comment

Sheep..or Gold? Which Is the Best Investment?

Nobody Cares

Somewhere in China, rich Muslims tycoons are making long trips to out-of-way farms to purchase one of these guys: A BIG sheep. (see picture below)for..$2.5 million dollars. Really, I don’t EVEN want to know what in the world these Muslim tycoons DO with these big sheep…but let me say, an American would say Las Vegas was cheaper.

OR..You can buy these solid gold glasses just to hang on your neck at the next office party, as a ornament.  They are only worth $68,135 dollars.

I am really having a hard time deciding which one I should include in my portfolio. If I got the sheep, I wouldn’t have to mow my lawn, but then again…I might lose a husband. The eyeglasses on the other hand, would in less than a day be lost. I lose all my glasses. BUT, you can melt gold. Not much you can do with a sheep. And I’m not sure that Chinese Muslims would pay for the shipping costs, when I got tired of my goat. Or …sheep. or whatever that thing is.

I still need to think about this.

(Nobody Makes This Stuff Up)

September 28, 2011 Posted by | humor | , | 4 Comments

MORE Hero’s of 9/11

Nobody Flashes

“The hero obeys his own law.”

                -Henry David Thoreau

You know, I’ve never seen this on any 9/11 special since 9/11 happened.

But, I’m glad I got to see it now. It’s got a big surprise at the end.

Take a few minutes and…be humbled, by the goodness of men.

(Thanks to Pattie)

September 27, 2011 Posted by | Uncategorized | , , , | 5 Comments

Crack-Giving Addiction: Confession

Nobody Knows
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I think I understand it now: the liberals bleeding hearts “we must take care of everyone, they can’t take care of themselves” attitude. I understand why they want to extend free welfare, free food, free housing, free education, free computers, free cable…and on and on. It’s not just for control, or votes, (although that’s a BIG part of it with politicians) or because they want to appear noble to the human race, there really is a human side to it.
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And it took bird seed to bring me to the realization of just HOW and WHY liberals think this way.
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Bird seed. I’ve been living with bird seed for over 30 years now. What started out as a simple hanging basket became two hanging baskets, then a great big birdhouse filled up with 5 pounds of birdseed daily. I would sit at my back kitchen window and enjoy the hundreds of little chickadees, robins, crows, and pigeons, and the funny squirrels.
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Nobody loves watching them all gather to eat in happy chirps more than me.
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Every year, I would celebrate my little Cardinal couple having babies, and THEIR babies have babies, knowing that my little wonders would never have to worry about food or water even in the coldest of winters made me feel very happy. If I could not control my life and the world around me, at least I could do something good. Feed the birds, the squirrels, and the raccoons.
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Who doesn’t love baby raccoons? It wasn’t only the enjoyment of watching nature, it was the feeling I got for…sort of doing my part. I know— I’m not the only one doing this. Lots of folks feed birds, raccoons– even deer for their own feeling of enjoyment. But this week, I am in shock. Not only shock, but embarrassment. Embarrassed at how stupid I have been.
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What’s that saying: Don’t mess with mother nature?
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You see, when you feed birds, they drop the shells on the ground. Don’t listen to the man selling bird seed to you, your grass will die, while he is on vacation in Hawaii. I would buy 40 pounds of sunflowers seeds a week, and the guy would always say” “This will HELP your grass!” You might as well spray it with bleach.
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And the seeds bring mice, then rats. And rats have litters of 19, and the realization that feeding the birds has a high price: you will also feed the rats, and rats can bring disease.
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So, I have to stop. After 30 years it’s time, and not a moment too soon either. At these times of higher gas, food, electric, etc, prices, every single worthless American dollar counts. For every future dollars I could spend on feeding birds,— that might be one more meal that I would miss when I’m 75.
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But, I never thought I’d feel so bad about stopping. What would my poor babies do without me? Just today, I looked at my window, and saw my Cardinal running all over the ground, as if he was in a panic. The squirrel he shares his evening meal with: right beside him. The same squirrel who came up to my back door window and looked at me for the first time, in anger, with a “HEY…where’s my FOOD!” look.
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I feel terrible.
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Like I said– stupid. I was stupid to get all these birds hooked on free meals. Now, I will have to watch them struggle, and go back to depending on whatever DNA God gave them to tell them to eat.
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If they could go on strike, I’m sure they would. I’d see them carrying little union birdie signs saying, “How do you expect us to feed our children?” AND; TAX the rich lady in the house, SELL the house and give us our food!”
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And that’s what happens: All the movie stars, the CEO moguls, the liberals, —cannot stand any suffering of any kind. They want to redistribute the wealth to those poor little babies in Africa, the illegal’s from Mexico’s–WHOMEVER– because you see…it makes them FEEL good about themselves.
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Giving is a very important human emotion: no doubt it triggers TONS of serotonin, and you can get addicted to that “giving” crack. The biggest problem with the Michael Moore’s’, Obama’s, Oprah’s, and all the other bleeding hearts…is that, they are the ones hurting the world the most, and don’t even realized it, because, they want to feel GOOD about themselves. In the meantime, they are crack giving addicts. Obama feels good when he can take it from the rich, and spread it around. After all, he remembers how good he felt on Cocaine. Even if he is not still on Cocaine, (which is dubious) his addicting synapses in his brain didn’t go away.
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Once an addict: always an addict.
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After all the billions that have been given to all the nations in the world, tell me: Is Africa better off? How about Haiti? Mother nature meant for us all to take care of ourselves. Man is just as much part of mother nature as the little birds in the air.
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Welfare is like crack cocaine. And here’s what happens when you give too much of it: the political rats come in. They use the “liberals” who just need their giving “fix” to grab money from the other birds who are doing fine taking care of themselves…to give to those others that have been addicted for so long.
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It’s a no/win, no/win disaster.
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When you have nothing but a heavy welfare state: You get rats giving you diseases like Obamacare.
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It’s not good for birds, and it’s not good for humans. A few hundred humans cannot take care of the masses of the world, but they want their “fix.” The most humane thing for any man or woman to do, is to let other humans take care of themselves. Help out when necessary, but always aim to let mother nature take its natural course.
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We need less of it, not more.
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As for me…I’m still in withdrawal. It’s a painful lesson…I can’t wait for the day when I look out my back window and see my fine Cardinal friend still around. It’s time I started getting back to “Mother Nature” and let my grass grow back…who knows what lies beneath those crack- giving addicting weeds in my mind?
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The possibilities are endless.

September 27, 2011 Posted by | Welfare | , , | 5 Comments

The Rich, the Poor, and the Reverend.

Nobody Reports

I came across this little gem today:

Reverend William Symonds preached a sermon at “White-Chappel in London on April 25, 1609. He was trying to convince his countrymen to go to America:One of his arguments about the tyranny in England  was this:

“The rich shopkeeper hath the good, honest, poor laborer at such advantage that he can grind his face when he pleaseth. The poor metalman worketh his bones out, and swelteth himself in the fire, yet, for all his labor, having charge of wife and children, he can hardly keep himself from the almsbox.”

Sound..familiar?

So, history says: The rich can become tyrants. But at least in the old days, you could move.

September 26, 2011 Posted by | Just life | , | Leave a comment

What Do Presidents Talk About On the Golf Course?


Nobody’s Perfect:

When Bill Clinton was President, it was reported in Newsmax, that according to one of his personal secret service men, President Bill Clinton, at one time, had mislaid the ‘football.’  The nuclear football. The one he needs in case we are being attacked. He simply couldn’t remember where it was. And what was even more upsetting to the secret service man, he didn’t seem to think it was important.

Last week, a “moon” rock worth millions of dollars was found in an old box, by somebody from Bill’s Clinton’s government office. No doubt he forgot he was keeping it to give a grandchild someday.

So, Bill loses things. Here– Nobody can imagine the conversation last Saturday between Bill and Obama while they played a round of golf.

*****

Obama: Bill, …I really need that suitcase. You know I’m finally bringing home the troops, and hell Bill, you heard what Cheney said, he’s afraid one of them guys might release their nukes here.

 Bill: I know..I know…I just don’t remember. I think I might have left it at the Adams, but I’m not sure. You know, I had Hillary down my neck at the time I lost it, ..and Monica might have taken it— she was always around, I don’t know. I don’t THINK she took it, ah…damn. I wish I could remember…you know, I wouldn’t put it pass some of those guys that were watching me to take it and say I lost it.

Obama: I thought they found it?

 Bill: Well, no: We just said they found it. Bush never mentioned it to you, did he?

Obama: No, every time I asked him he just smiles and says, “Don’t you have it?”

 Bill: Yeah, that sounds like something he’d say. (laughs)

Obama: Besides–you just lost a rock worth millions Bill. I don’t care, that’s money in the bank.

 Bill: Oh, I thought I gave it to Steven Spielberg…really. I don’t know what they found in my files. Hillary told me she had shredded everything from Arkansas. So, blame her. You know Hillary.

Obama: (Gets fed up)…Whatever. I need that suitcase Bill. Really.

 Bill: I know, I know…Hey, did you see where my ball went?
This makes ten so far I’ve lost. (really, 20)

Obama: You’re in the rough Bill. Again.

(Nobody makes this stuff up.)

September 26, 2011 Posted by | humor, Presidents | , | 1 Comment

Fundamentally Crippling Obama’s Excuses

Nobody’s Opinion

In the book, “The Politically Incorrect Guide to the Civil War” , H.W. Crocker III, analyses all the great Civil War generals on both sides. The only one he really hates is Union General George B. McClellan. He called him a spoiled, egocentric child.

McClellan had a habit of blaming everyone but himself for everything. Nobody Remembers that In the early morning of the Battle of Mechanicsville (26, June 1862), when his forces were being forced back by the Confederates, he wrote this:

“I have lost this battle because my forces were too small. I again repeat that I am not responsible for the result. The government has not sustained this army. If you do not do so now the game is lost. If I save this army now, I tell you plainly that I owe no thanks to you or any other persons in Washington. You have done your best to sacrifice this army.”

Lincoln waited much too long to fire the man, but  Nobody’s Perfect.

How often have we heard this bellyaching from ‘President’ Obama? He has not accepted any responsibility for any of the disastrous things he has done to our country. Instead, he blames Bush, the Congress, Japan’s Tsunami, and —just as the cowardly McClellan who never fought in any battles (unlike every other general of the Civil War) he now blames the American people themselves, by cowardly sending out all his foot soldiers to attack the unpatriotic tea party.

At the black caucus meetings last Saturday he told the blacks to quit crying and complaining, and to “put on your marching shoes” to follow him to battle for jobs and opportunity—because if they don’t vote him in again, the GOP vision would “fundamentally cripple America.”

 Nobody Wins when the man in the office does not admit the fact that he has only himself to blame for fundamentally crippling America. And   Nobody Wonders if Obama’s main re-election strategy is to “cripple America,” then blame it on the other party…so then the people will re-elect him to fix it?

 Nobody’s Fool: I’m sure it makes perfect sense to him.

And speaking of “fundamentally crippling America”–
The IMF, that international bank that loans billions to dictators all over the world, is broke.  Nobody Knows where in the world the old guy who ran the International Monetary Fund disappeared to after he and the maid did the tango in New York, but to all the rest of us it seems obvious that “they” wanted the very tanned Christine Lagarde IN, so that ‘they” could ask Britain and the United States to fork up ANOTHER 1.5 trillion to bail out Europe. China is willing to fork it up, but  Nobody Knows that whenever you owe the pawnshop of communism you are in deeper trouble.  Nobody Reports that the G-20 will be meeting in November and try to make the continued raping of the West look like they are “saving ” it.

 Nobody Cares about another small tidbit that I found in The National Enquirer: Michelle Obama gave the First Lady of France, Carla Bruni-Sarkozy, a Gibson Hummingbird acoustic guitar. That guitar is illegal, according to her husband who recently and unfairly charged The Gibson Guitar Company of the Lacey Act.

He had rare “wood.” I know. You don’t want rare wood in your guitars OR your men, Michelle.

The penalty is $250,000 dollar fine and five years in jail. They say, she didn’t know anything about the act, therefore she is not guilty of committing a crime.   Nobody Flashes that’s a very small potatoes crime. Her husband bombed Libya without going to Congress. But…as the progressives like to point out: everything is relative.

And on the subject of committing crimes: it was reported that Obama is now campaigning, heavily. He is going to the rich people’s homes where he is charging $35,000 dollars a couple.
Tell me, what would YOU expect to get for $35,000?

Obama is going all over the United States to …rape the rich, and he’s coming to St. Louis soon. Tom Carnahan will be giving him a big fund-raising party.
The Carnahan’s are the Kennedy’s of Missouri.

His energy development firm, Wind Capital Group was helped by a sizable credit authorized in the stimulus, for an energy project in northwest Missouri.

The big party is going to be held in the exclusive neighborhood of mansions called Westmoreland. This neighborhood, where once, Mayor Alfonzo Cervantes lived, (the mayor who had the arch built) is next to the Chase Park Plaza. The Chase was the home during the sixties and seventies of the Mafia. I knew women who told me that they use to be curriers for diamonds and cash at the Chase, which they would deliver to the rooms for the mob guys. The suitcases would be taken to Las Vegas.

Westmoreland had a lot of mob guys with big fancy homes there. So it’s fitting that Obama, can visit the very rich black entrepreneurs in this neighborhood too. In fact, they helped him get elected. Bill Clinton helped set them all get set up in lucrative cable companies. Nobody Thinks and will continue to point out, that the mob and the Democratic Party merged quite some time ago.

This neighborhood was named after another American Vietnam “McClellan” General: William Westmoreland, but unlike McClellan , before he died Westmoreland admitted how badly managed (that’s a nice word) the Vietnam war had been and said this:

The last man in the world who should have been criticized was the American soldier. They should have criticized me.

Someday when America is crippled beyond repair, Obama will say:

The last people in the world who should have been criticized was the American patriot. They should have criticized me.”

And that will be the day, that dolphins fly, parrots swim at sea, and polticians really care about the people they see.

Obama McClellan: He DID say he was Irish, didn’t he?

September 26, 2011 Posted by | conspiracy, corruption, democrats, Elections, Obama | 1 Comment

Nobody Gets Email: Nobody is Breathless

Nobody Get Email…

The Sky is that beautiful old parchment

In which the sun and the moon keep their diary. ..Alfred Kreymborg

Now THIS is the kind of stuff I dream about! And think, –for all of us on the planet, whose chances of seeing something like this are basically the same as winning the Mega Millions, it’s at least a joy to know, that good men, built the camera’s, the space weather stations, and then the INTERNET, and the electricity…and the energy..etc…just to get it out for all of us to share all over the planet?

When you think about all that had to come together just to make this incredible glimpse of our plant’s beauty possible— It leaves you in the words of some decadent movie star’s big moment—

Breathless.

(thanks to amfortas)

 

September 24, 2011 Posted by | science, weather | , , | 8 Comments

Smut Peddlers Who Care…

 Nobody Remembers

Larry Flynt came out this week and offered his usual $1 million dollars to anyone who had any kind of sex with Rick Perry.  Rick must feel honored. He got offered MORE than Casey Anthony. Larry only offered her $500,000 to pose nude in his magazine. Nobody Remembers that this is not the first time Larry has tried to get the dirty digs and ruin the political careers of Republicans, although, Nobody Remembers that Larry once ran for political office as one, years ago.

No doubt, wearing a Halloween mask.

Back in 1998, Bob Livingston, Speaker of the Republican House, resigned after he heard that Hustler had the goods on him. At the time Larry was helping out his old outhouse buddy, Bill Clinton, and did a fine job at it too. After all, Bill was not the only one having “affairs” with Cuban cigars. Bill sent his bull-dog out to get the Republicans, and he did.

This is all so Mafia…really. Liberals hang around in the same circles of smut. Therefore, there is that natural attraction. They probably even sniff each other’s butts. (Okay, these images come into my mind when I see Larry’s picture..I instantly think: Dog–sorry.)

Larry is die-hard, bi-polar, atheist, Democrat— although he once professed to be an evangelical Christian after meeting Jimmy Carter’s sister. And for all his babbling about ‘free speech rights,’ the Democrats won’t even let you utter a word that they do not agree with. But THEY can call you Nazi, raciest, and bigot.

Republicans have no free speech rights, but Larry doesn’t care as long as they buy his magazines and go to his clubs.  He is THE poster boy for the Democratic Club of whores if I may add.. and will do anything to help them out. Why he is not trying to find dirt on Mitt Romney tells you at least, that he considers Mitt a man of his liking.                                                                                                                                                            

Poor Larry. He was raised by his mother and grandmother in extreme poverty and therefore grew up and started strip clubs, no doubt caused by the absence of a father. (Nobody makes this psychological stuff up.)   He started the Hustler Magazines because his strip clubs were losing money (during Jimmy Carter’s recession) and so, to pay for the startup of the magazine, he deferred payments of sales taxes his clubs owned for their “activities.”

He did NOT go to jail. Why is that?

And that’s not all. He was once sentenced to 25 years for organized crime , and served six days. BUT…some great judge did send him to jail once for six months for wearing an American Flag as a diaper.

Nobody would have given him ten years.

After he got out, he was a candidate in the recall election of California Governor Gray Davies, calling himself a “smut peddler who cares.” That just about sums up every speech by every liberal I’ve ever heard. And if that isn’t absurd: Nobody remembers another quote from the great Larry Flynt:

“Just because I publish pornography does not mean that I am not concerned about the social ills that all of us are.”

You have it. According to Larry porn is not a social ill, but WE are. Go tell that to all the people who have been killed by the serial killers who get addicted to it. Not to mention, porn is the biggest money making industry on the planet.

Tell me, why aren’t all these CEO’s of porn on the Forbes 500 lists? Mmmmm?  Surely they make more than Warren Buffet. You know they do. I know they do. They just don’t want anyone else to know they do, least we follow the dots.

Now, if Larry wanted to make more than a million: He should make an offer for someone to come up with smut on ‘President’ Obama. Why settle for less money, when you can have MORE Larry?

Think about it. If the Republicans could get smut on Obama they would. So…the logical analysis in my nobody mind on this point of absence by conservatives,  is that all smut is owned by democrats.

The Smut Peddlers who care.

 

 

September 23, 2011 Posted by | American Culture, Clintons, democrats, Larry Flynt | , , , , , , | 4 Comments

The Great American Idol Presidential Google Contest!

Nobody Wins- 

 

 

–by watching the Presidential debates..it’s all carefully staged to get the American people thinking that THEY are picking the Republican candidate.

They had the debates: Romney won: They have a audience to give their opinion: Romney won…and then Romney comes on right away to talk to Fox’s Sean Hannity.

Gee…let’s not do him any big favors.

But the more important revelation is that— The America Idol Presidential Candidate Google Contest has finally come into its rightful place in American elections. Yes America– YOU will pick out the winner with YOUR votes! And WE will know just how to make who WE want to win, say just the right thing to get it!

Fox and Google…working together to bring you the new  “democracy”  of online voting. The citizens sent in their video questions and they said that YOU picked the questions. (LOL)  Why..you could even give your thoughts online while you were watching

Lucky you citizen! You really do have a voice, comrade!

Okay comrades..remember something— Richard Nixon lost to Kennedy because he sweated on TV like a new gay recruit in a hot steam bath at shower time at Camp Pendleton.  Ronald Reagan won the debates because he would laugh and say..”There you go again!”  to Jimmy Carter. Mitt didn’t steal that line, but he had his own and he said it at every chance he could get to Rick Perry.

Image can make or break you. All the candidates look good, but– they did not get center stage and that makes all the difference.

Mitt and Perry were put front and center, just like the last debate. It’s powerful. Psychologically it makes everyone think they are the two front runners…whether they are or not. If this nobody was filming the debate I would have put a different candidate in the front every single debate. That’s fair. That’s balanced.

But, that’s not what is going to happen.

The ideal is to get YOU the voter to feel like you are involved with it. When in fact: ah…not so much. The winner is going to be the guy who spends the most money, and who will continue on with the world globalization projects for the big money elites. But we need to make you feel good.

Google is keeping track of every single thing you do…and America, it knows exactly how you think, and therefore knows exactly how to program and manipulate your thoughts. And they made it all seem such a sweet thing tonight when they showed you their cool graphics!

Now…to the candidates–

MITT ROMNEY: Getting better at being slick. Big brownie point was attacking Perry on giving illegal’s college tuition which he knows the American people hate.

“You are a United States citizen from any one of the other 49 states, you have to pay $100,000 or more,” he said. “That doesn’t make sense to me. That kind of magnet draws people into this country to get that education, to get the $100,000 break.”

Rick Perry: Looking and even sounding like George W. Bush. Slow, hard to speak. And I had to cringe when he mentioned he mandated the vaccine because some poor lady had the cancer and spoke to him. Please. Stop using those old and tried “pity” stories. If it’s not some kid dying of cancer, it’s the lady who lost her house because she broke her leg walking to the welfare office.  Lame. So, he did lose to Mitt, which is going to be hard on Rush Limbaugh.

Ron Paul: It was as if he wasn’t even there. The questions they gave him, kept him off his strong points.

Newt Gingrich: I don’t care if Bill Clinton sends him half a dozen toe-sucking Hooter girls, the guy might know history, but he’s been too much a part of it.

Michele Bachmann:  Looked very pretty in red, but she should have worn black. Like the others, did not get very good questions. Michele is a fighter, and honest person it seems, but they won’t let her near the office. Here’s what it really looked like tonight:  the Boys Club won’t let her play. The Boys Club of two, that is.

Jon Huntsman: Well Jon, you had a tax plan..but…what is it again?

Herman Cain: Now, he had me going. Loved his answers. The 9.9.9. plan. And also the point which I have been making, He had stage four cancer and would now be dead if he had gotten it during Obamacare. If Herman had been in the middle of the set, he would have won. BUT…he lost me when he picked Newt Gingrich for his Vice President because Newt had a lot of knowledge?  It almost felt as if he was thinking of something Newt could give him. Like a deal was working out on the stage.

Rick Santorum: The Prom King was more impressive tonight. It was like he was at a high school debate. It’s sad that we are used to scumbag liars and creepy politicians: in the 1950’s this guy would be winning.

Gary Johnston: Gary, was asked to be the comic relief for the night. He was smart enough to get someone to write a great joke, because nobody knew who he was, or what in the world he was doing there. He wants to balance the budget. He’s on page…one.

 “My next-door neighbor’s two dogs have created more shovel-ready jobs than this current administration,” he said to large laughter.

The joke came perfectly timed, at the end of the “show” and so I’m sure they didn’t plan that…ya think?

In the end Perry lost the two man debate, because he said this:

 “But if you say that we should not educate children who have come into our state for no other reason than they’ve been brought here by no fault of their own, I don’t think you have a heart,” he said. “We need to be educating these children, because they will become a drag on our society.”

Nobody says: “BECOME a drag on our society? Become? …Uh..They already are.  

 

September 23, 2011 Posted by | Elections, politics, Presidents | , , | 4 Comments

Nobody Loves Presidential Bloopers

Nobody’s Fool

Nobody Knows who edited these Bush Bloopers, but, they’re really funny. I’m beginning to suspect that Obama was elected because he read so well, and they never let him ad-lib.

Obama got in because America found out that the lovable Texas Guy was really a big time Eastern globalist. And now America has found out that Obama is a big time Marxist globalist.

I can’t wait for the next election. We need to find out BEFORE the election if they “think.” like a globalist or…an American.

Odds are not looking to good on that American deal.

 

September 21, 2011 Posted by | Presidents | | 6 Comments

Simon Says: WAVE OBAMA!

 NOBODY KNOWS

When this picture first came out…everybody thought it was photo-shopped. After all who in the world would do such a adolescent thing?

Comes to find out…our President!

So, who was he waving at?

Hi World! I just made a really fantastic speech here…did you hear it? I know, I’m in the middle again, and it was not easy to get here either. The lady next to me kept standing on my foot. I want you to know, that I did not photo-shop my birth certificate as they say…no..this is proof. Everyone is going to fight over whether I’m REALLY in this picture..because I look so fake! See! Something can look fake and it’s actually real! So America..you are a bunch of fools because that birth certificate is just as real as me standing here waving at cha! Ask that guy in the front row…he knows.  Besides…here at the United Nations, I am the best and only hope for the world. I follow the just and equal Charter of the U.N., and hey—all I have to do is pay for a few more hotel bills. Oh…and that guy behind me is just another gook. These people really need me, and there are rumors that I  might get the head job here if the elections don’t go so well. As President of the U.N. I will be able to get rid of that pesky Netanyahu who keeps trying to tell me Jewish history. Really. As if I don’t know.

 Okay, so he looks like he is saying “Hi mom!” Don’t be fooled. He was probably waving at somebody he wanted to catch up with, forgetting that he would spoil the picture because to Obama…he IS the picture.

Either that or someone yelled out, “Hey Obama..WAVE!” And they caught the picture just to mess up his day! And that is why everyone else in the picture is laughing, because he is so stupid, he did it. Like when as kids you played Simon Says:  Without saying Simon Says first.

Hey Obama…WAVE!

And he did. Photographer…wins!

 

 

September 21, 2011 Posted by | humor, Obama, U.N. | , , | 2 Comments