Nobody Gets Email: Obama Knows Nut’ing
Nobody Gets Email
Whatever happened to Blago? Was he ever sent to jail? And if not, maybe it’s because he forgot who he knew. One thing for sure, when Obama lies, he really has a lot of help.
(Thanks to Tom Beebe)
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In the spirit of Chicago politics, should you forward this remember, I never sent it, I don’t know you, and I don’t think we’ve ever met!
NOBODY KNOWS NOTHING
Rod Blagojevich is the former Illinois Governor who tried to sell Obama’s seat in congress.
Obama was asked by the press if he had ever met Gov. Rod Blagojevich.
Barack Obama: “I only saw Rod Blagojevich one time … and that was in the stands and from a distance at a Chicago Bears Football Game.”
Yet here we see Rod Blagojevich, Barack Obama and Richard Daley during a rally in Chicago , April 16, 2007. (Photo Reuters )
To understand this “minunderstanding”, you have to understand the world according to Chicago …
While Chicago is a city in Illinois , it is like a different country when it comes to politics, with a whole different set of morals and language.
In Chicago politics, there are only three rules and one Prime Directive to remember. You don’t even need an attorney to understand them — and if you do need an attorney, well, you know too much…so look out.
RULE #1…No matter what you see, hear, or do — you don’t know anybody and you don’t know nothing!
RULE #2…If you capture something on tape or camera — it doesn’t reveal nothing!
RULE #3…If you know what everybody knows in Chicago — well, you still don’t know nothing.
The PRIME DIRECTIVE in CHICAGO … No matter how the vote turns out, the Democrats still win the election.
Here’s an illustration. Remember, you know nothing.
These two? They don’t know each other! That’s because they said they didn’t.
The fellas in this picture . They never actually met face to face. What fellas? We don’t see nothing!
The guy on the left? For all you know he’s Santa Claus.
And the guy on the right… well, he’s the Easter Bunny! That’s all you need to know.
Go see your eye doctor…your eyes are lying to you!
Remember Jimmy Hoffa? He knew too much and now, well, no one knows where he is.
The picture below. It doesn’t mean nothin’. You should forget it.
Now, isn’t that simple? They don’t know each other and they never met!
How is that possible? ‘Cause they said so! And, that settles it. Ca’pish?
P.S. If you pass this on to your friends, don’t forget, you know nothing and they will know nothing.
I WAS NOWHARE AROUND WHEN IT HAPPENED,
I DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT !!!!
Nobody Gets Email: Prison Obama
Nobody Gets Email:
Well, here’s a great one to start off the weekend!
(Thanks to Pattie)
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I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
Joyanna Adams
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