Tea Party Debate For Sleepy Heads
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What did we find out last night from the tea party Republican debates besides the fact that the liberal CNN put it on so that they could manipulate the front runners that THEY want to win? Put your two favorites moderates right in the middle.
We found out that’ they’ (which includes whomever runs the media and therefore our opinions) want the race to be between Romney and Perry, (because they HATE the tea party) and that all the liberal pundits were out today to smear Perry, so they want the very liberal Romney to win. That’s explains WHY Romney has been winning in every single poll and will continue to win in every single poll, no matter how the people feel.
AND, we found out that it is advised to do a lot of caffeine when watching a two hour debate of any kind.
Here’s a quick summary.
Rich Perry: The only candidate who keep looking RIGHT into the camera, and who said that mandating vaccines into young girls was his way of saving them. And he also believes in giving illegals a very good education so they don’t have to live off the dole, forgetting to mention that giving free college educations to illegal’s is GIVING THEM THE DOLE! By the end, I was expecting him to look into the camera and say: “Brylcreem–a little dap will do ya!
Mitt Romney: We saw a kinder, gentler man..and somehow I don’t remember a single thing he said, which is exactly why he will probably get the nomination. He looked like a cruise ship captain.
Rick Santorum: Two words will sum this guy up: Prom King
Newt Gingrich: Newt was Paul Revere tonight: “The Obama’s are coming! The Obama’s are coming! And can you believe I get paid to do this stuff?”
Ron Paul: The old man of the sea… got big boos when he says that if we just get out of all the wars and quit messing around, we would not get attacked. Which sounded good in 1776. But, history records that the British burnt down the White House, AFTER the revolution, with only Dolly Madison left to save George’s picture. He should have said, “Think…would Michelle save George Washington’s picture if the Muslims were burning down the White House? ” He should call me.
Herman McCain: “I will run this country like I did all my other fast food restaurants, with a sense of humor!”
Jon Huntsman: “I will bring my Harley to the White House and ride around Washington because I love my bikes!” What he didn’t say was how much the extra snipers on the rooftops were going to cost.
Michelle Bachmann: The, “HEY…I won the Iowa straw poll and they keep saying that Romney and Perry are the frontrunners when they’re NOT!” Actually, she was the best at being honest and truthful in a room full of major ego’s. Already she is being said to have been too “shrill.”
And so, once again, nobody admits, I fell asleep..sorry.
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