Joyanna Adams

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Is James Carville Setting Up Hillary’s Run?

 Nobody Remembers

—when Rush Limbaugh was backing Hillary Clinton to become the Democratic nominee in 2008. He was driving many of us crazy.
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And now, according to a poll by Bloomberg, 2/3 of Americans think well of Hillary and have buyer’s remorse.
That’s how bad Obama’s legacy is. You would settle for grandma’s cauliflower soup, rather than suffer another pie of Uncle Mo’s five-day old potato salad, made with his own green hot sauce.
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According to Bloomberg, we all want Hillary to run. Yeah. Sure. Who did they ask?
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You have to wonder…why is Hillary all of a sudden being brought up at all? Dick Cheney even said she would have made a better President. It’s obvious…Obama is so unpopular they are afraid of losing not only the Presidency, but the Congress as well.
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According to the polls, 90 percent of the Democrats love her, 35% of the Republicans love her, and (cough) 63% of the Independents love her. And so, out of the shadows comes James Carville, who ran Hillary’s Presidential campaign, and who was Bill’s Presidential Advisor. Seems he has been picked to start paving the road for Hillary to run again.
“As I watch the Republican debates, I realize that we are on the brink of a crazy person running our nation. I sit in front of the television and shudder at the thought of one of these creationism-loving, global-warming-denying, immigration-bashing, Social-Security-cutting, clean-air-hating, mortality-fascinated, Wall-Street-protecting Republicans running my country. “
No, he’s rather watch the illiterate, global meltdowns, Drug Cartel immigrant gun-slinging; Social-Security cutting, wealth redistributing, baby killing, grandma killing, Wall Street protecting Democrats to keep destroying HIS country.
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Hey James…How’s your stock portfolio? Not too good?
James is out yelling “panic!” and wants Obama to fire everybody.
“For God’s sake,” Carville wrote on Cnn’s Website: why are we still looking at the same political and economic advisers that got us into this mess? It’s not working.”
Do you remember Paul Begala, his other goofy partner in crime? Paul, who really misses Bob Dole, said this in Newsweek last July:
“The Republicans are much more shall we say, ideologically inspired, with Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell, House Speaker John Boehner and House Majority Leader Eric Cantor in constant furious competition to prove who’s more devoted to the Tea party’s extremist position that the federal government must never under any circumstances, increase federal revenue by so much as a penny, no matter how catastrophic the consequences.”
Okay, last time I looked, catastrophic consequences have been CAUSED by Obama already. A tiny point in life so far, but…we should at least mention it to him.
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We may not want it to happen, but Hillary may run. The fact that she is saying she won’t make you wonder. Look at her new hairdo. She is trying to look young again, and I doubt it’s for some man.
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And let’s hope that it’s not true. I don’t care what the polls or Dick Cheney say: Hillary “It Takes a Village” as President? Expect to lose your child to the state right after birth if that happens. That is what she wants. She said so in her book.
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The Clinton gang is back. And they think we have forgotten: They are wrong.

September 16, 2011 Posted by | Clintons | , , , | 3 Comments

Rodent Discrimination

Nobody Wonders….

If I could get 13 of my backyard rats to do this. I really don’t want to remain a nobody all my life. Does Guinness accept rodent tricks?

I would name them after condiments too: Ketchup, pickles, mustard, salt, pepper, mayo, horseradish, ginger, hot sauce, red, honey mustard…and rat dog.

I looked, and the rat is pretty much ignored in the Guinness World Record Book.

I’m writing my Congressmen…who…as a rat, will be sure to help out in this gross injustice.

(Nobody didn’t WANT to make this stuff up, but I couldn’t help myself.)

 

September 16, 2011 Posted by | humor | | 1 Comment