Dear Lord: Please Don’t Let it Fall on ME!
NOBODY CARES
As if we didn’t have enough to worry about, someone COULD be hit by an old climate 6 1/2 ton satellite…and they don’t know when. It’s not round, so they cannot predict it’s path to the earth.
NASA space junk experts have refined the forecast for the anticipated death plunge of a giant satellite, with the U.S. space agency now predicting the 6 1/2-ton climate probe will plummet to Earth around Sept. 23, a day earlier than previously reported.
So, there you go. If you are in its way, the good news is: you will not even feel a thing. If it hits you, you will be dead.
And then there’s another falling satellite that is much more upsetting, because this satellite if it goes under, will hit just about everyone on the planet, and odds are you will stay alive, but very pissed off.
Moody’s Investors Service has downgraded the credit ratings of Bank of America, Wells Fargo. Latest from the Business Journal:Banks stocks fall on Moody’s downgrades Wells Fargo cuts 300 jobs. The government will not bail it out, they say.
That’s right. If the satellite misses you, Bank of America still might fall on your head.
I don’t know about you, but, my dog and I are taking no chances.


A Great Opportunity for some Quantative Easing and money-go-round. If the satellite hits some furrin city, destroying a tall building and killing several thousand folk, Obama will have to borrow a couple more billions from China to pay compensation and so increase the Gross Domestic Product of America, China and A.N.Other place.
Pure Keynes. Why dig holes to fill them in again when you can drop a 6 ton weight from the sky to do it for you. That’s progress.
But if it falls on Chicago, who will benefit? That is the question. No doubt George Bush will be held responsible for the difficulty of finding the wreckage and damage in the industrial wastelands.
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