Where’s Obama’s Teleprompter?
Nobody Cares
That just a few days ago, while on the road campaigning, Obama’s favorite security blanket, his teleprompter, was…stolen. Someone stole the truck containing it, and other things, like the Presidential podium. They reported that over $200,000 worth of equipment was missing. Nobody Knows who took it, and if you have ever seen a Presidential motorcade, and the hundreds of people surrounding him and protecting his every move…sombody might think that there is more to tis story, so Nobody will care if I have a little fun:
Rahm: (Presses his earphone) Hello.
Obama: Uh…hey..you got a minute?
Rahm: Sure Bos..what’s up?
Obama: Uh…you know, things aren’t going well here..and…you know, the teleprompter that I’m using really needs to be replaced…I mean, I’d could use a new one.
Rahm: You’re kidding me..right? So just get a new one.
Obama: Uh..I know, I’m going to do that. But, I’d like to keep this one…you know, for the girls..and Michelle thinks it would be fun to have around the house in Chicago. Malia likes to pretend she’s President….they are having a ball at the parties with it.
Rahm: So…keep it.
Obama: Uh…it’s not that…easy. Ever since Hillary took all that furniture out of the White House they’ve got this new thing where every single little thing is recorded.
Rahm: So…get to the point
Obama: Uh…uh…well, I want you to get some of our guys to steal a truck. You know, make it look like…uh..uh…someone stole it.
Rahm: Sure Bos…I’ll make some calls. Consider it done. Have your guy call me. I’ll have it delivered next week. Hey, are you going to make it to my Ballet?
Obama: Make sure the press releases are all……..
Rahm: Yeah, yeah…I got that. Hey, are you going to make it to my ballet?
Obama: Uh…yeah..uh..can I bring a few extra people?
Rahm: How many?
Obama: About..why don’t you send around two hundred tickets.
Rahm: Is that all? F*&*.. What? Did Bo have puppies? You bringing Bo? Hey bos…I miss ya. Hurry home.
Obama: Uh..okay now..bye. Check your mail, and uh….uh….you’re welcome.
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Nobody Flashes
If you think the world is gloomy now..
Wait till you start seeing high-heeled men sweating perfume walking next to moss covered protesters walking down your street!
About
I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
Joyanna Adams
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