Nobody’s Idea of a Proper Dress
Gaga's Cousin
Are these feathers real guys?Headed for Wall Street...
Nobody’s Fool
There’s a new fade going around at all the malls…feathers. They have feathers to put in your hair, on your ears, up you nose…and some poor birds somewhere are sacrificing their beloved feathers to make millions all over the world look cool. As far as I know, feathers cannot be “manufactured” at least, the ones I see are real. I’m not sure how I feel about this feather stuff…because I’m a BIG bird lover..but, while surfing the “net’ (Oh my god, is that an old saying or WHAT.) I found this picture of a wedding dress..(see below) .made out of human hair. The designer in London wants Gaga to wear it.
And I thought…gee..how many brides would LOVE to have that for their wedding dress? (It’s only $78,000)
Then I got to thinking…how many natural objects have been used for making dresses? I found a few..(we’ll leave the Rose bowl out of this one)
Gaga's Other cousins
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Joyanna Adams 
That my dear, should read, “You gone and done it again.”
(We need edit buttons after posting WordPress)
DS
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Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, hahahahahahahahaha,
I think I just hurt myself!
You done and done it again.
I may never be able to eat another salad again …. Ever.
DS
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OK, I’m a chap. All this dressing up in strange and blazing lunacy bizzo is for the ladies. Why they do it I do not know.
Except for military chaps who like colourful costumes for special occasions in the Mess. I have a particularly fine Mess Kit from 25+ years back hanging in my wardrobe. Not that it fits any more. I knew of a British Army Colonel who preferred to wear cocktail dresses with fluffy petticoats instead of his Regimental Mess Kit. He even wore a corset to nip his waist in. Fortunately for all he had a sensible wife with good taste who chose dresses for him, otherwise he might have turned up at ‘Dining In’ night in a lady Gaga outfit or Heaven forbid, coconuts and a grass skirt over his y-fronts.
And ‘native’ chaps who also wear feathers….and shrunken heads. There is not much that is exotic in exotic places so the local bird life was in demand, not to mention regular hunting parties on the lookout for other tribes’ fashion critics.
And nancy Princes of the last but one century seemed to deck themselves out in all sorts of decorative ‘stuff’..
What I could never quite figure though is why ladies seem to eschew covering their upper parts. Bare arms and shoulders; bare backs; often what they wear barely covers even vital bits. Don’t you girls get cold?
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Here in Missouri the younger kids will go without coats on…it can be 15 degrees outside and they go without even sweaters…My own son did this, because all the kids did it. It drove me nuts. It’s been the fashion for years here. No coat. It was stupid. And then, there’s all the ladies on New Years Eve, in their bare heals and short dresses and skimpy coats, literally chattering their teeth…in order to look sexy. I use to really laugh at all the guys in the bands, and we were loading up the equipment, and the girls they had picked up had to wait in the snow…with little on…freezing. I always changed into a big Russian hat, gloves, boots, and laughed at them, because it always took at least a good hour or two to pack up. And they would stand there and shake, in their summer dresses. I agree…women…Now, If only you had a picture of that British Army Colonel. He would look great posted on this page!
Joyanna Adams
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