Nobody Has a Man of the Year
Nobody’s Fool
Time Magazine’s “man of the year” was the “protester.” If you ask this Nobody, it should have been Daniel Hannan.
In the finest British traditions of Margaret Thatcher and Winston Churchill, Daniel is fast becoming “The Man of the Decade.”
You don’t have to know anything about what is going on in Europe not to appreciate the points he makes.
Our politicians tell us pretty much the same thing. FU.
Enjoy!
(Thanks to amfortas)
There’s Stealing—and Then There’s Stupid
Nobody Cares
While Obama and all his supporters are going around claiming that things really aren’t so bad, and have improved, as you can see by the pictures, not everyone is having a great time.
First: In downtown Dallas, copper thieves were trying to pull a 13,200 volt live wire out of a conduit. Note the bolt cutter and the copper wire on the ground.
The economy is so bad, that metals are being stolen everywhere. Pipes, wires, cables, gutters, air conditioners are being stripped of their copper coils. Add to that copper plumbing, generators, and that’s just the beginning!
I’m waiting for the mufflers to be yanks off of cars…siding off houses…handle bars off of baby carriages…
This is what happens when you replace science class with recycling class. Nobody Blames Al Gore.
Second: Somewhere in Longview, Washington State, 31- YEAR-OLD UNIDENTIFIED MAN (Uh, how did they know he was 31 if he was unidentified?) stole four items from a store: a Marilyn Manson CD, a bike inner-tube, a bike lock, and a quart of oil.
Evidently, he was going to go home, put on his Manson CD, put a new inner tube on his bike, and ride to the local service station and steal a quart of oil. This 31-year-old Manson wannabe was a prime example of “It takes one to know one.” Being a thief himself, he bought a lock for his bike. No one was going to steal that bike from him.
Still, he wasn’t so smart when he took a hatchet to a police man’s ear when caught stealing. He left his ‘stolen’ items in the cart, which mean, his fingerprints are all over them.
That shows…real thinking.
Does Obama care about the massive stealing that been going on lately? Does he care that we have a nation of morons? (Don’t answer that.)
Did Osama bin Laden care about his wife when he used her as a body guard?
I’m just saying.
Not much “caring” going on right now in the White House. So, Nobody Thinks we should all remember those famous words of a well-loved famous American that I tell myself every day:
“Life’s hard. It’s even harder when you’re stupid.”
John Wayne
Something tells me, neither one of these guys were John Wayne fans.
About
I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
Joyanna Adams
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