Joyanna Adams

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Nobody Cares About Friday

Nobody Cares

It’s Friday, and I was thinking about how they made such a big deal about the Shuttle being carted off to retirement to the Smithsonian last week. They kept saying it was a “great day!” But it felt more like the death of an empire. I felt like Superman was put forever into a bed of krypton. It was depressing. But…as I look around the internet, nobody but me seems to be upset about this sad day but me.

Here we see the very latest in technology. They have added an exercise bike to the Cadillac. Yes, now you can make that wife of yours get in shape on the way to pick up the kids. And if you’d like to practice flying a Boeing 737, you can now buy your own, like this guy did. James Price put a 1969 Boeing 737 in his garage. It’s the only one in the world that has a flight simulator in it.

What he doesn’t have is rear view mirrors that simulate stupid people standing behind the engines to get a thrill on takeoff.

 

That about sums up how I feel about this week’s news. I’ve fallen in a hole of Bazaar.

April 20, 2012 - Posted by | humor, Uncategorized |

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