Joyanna Adams

Nobody's Opinion

Now THAT’s a Good Cartoon!

Nobody Flashes…

This is great…I LOVE Youtube.

Enjoy!

April 10, 2012 Posted by | economy, humor | , | Leave a comment

The IPAD Can Find YOU!

Nobody Reports

Leave it to Steve Jobs to make sure that IF your IPAD is stolen, you can track it by going to the Apple Apps. The chip in the IPAD shows you where it is. In the near future, all the cell phones will have this chip too.

But remember..it works both ways. If the government wants to find you, and you are carrying around your new wonderful IPAD, they’ve got you.

While this wonderful feature is introduced as a great thing, and most people would say so because of how expensive the  IPADS are, the technology gives our “authorities” more knowledge about where you are.

I don’t have an IPAD, but one of my friends, Pattie, has one and carries it everywhere. Mona, my other friend (I have two you know) wants one so badly, she sold her tanning bed to get one.

All this…tracking I suppose will be done by the new multimillion dollar NSA complex being built-in Utah.

Sooner or later, we will all be ‘chipped’–the govenment will chip our cars, our cell phones, our driver’s licenses, and our IPADS–they won’t need to chip our wrists will they? They will know where we are and what we are doing at all times of the day. And they are already listening.

Good thing? A lot of libertarians would disagree.

That kid might someday grow up to catch us all, cutting up our National ID’s. (cute kid)

April 10, 2012 Posted by | Constitution, criminals, technology | , , , | Leave a comment

Nobody’s Perfect: Ozzie Guillen VS Luis Moreno

 

Nobody’s Perfect:

 This week, the competition is between two wonders of the sports world: Ozzie Guillen, coach of the Miami Marlins, and Luis Moreno, a defender for the Deportive Pereira Soccer team. Nobody is having a harder time than me trying to decide which of these guys is worse.
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First: When you get a great job, in the greatest country on the planet, the last thing you should do is insult the fans that help pay you your big paycheck. REALLY stupid.

The new Miami Marlins’ stadium was built downtown Miami, right in the middle of Little Havana. The stadium was built on many of the Hispanic  taxpayer’s backs, and Ozzie Moreno was hired for the obvious purpose of giving all those Cubans-Americans coming to the baseball games, a Spanish speaking manager to call their own: except–they have found out this week he is NOT one of their own.

It seems Ozzie is a big supporter of communism.

” The manager twice appeared on a radio show hosted by Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez in October 2005, when Guillen led the Chicago White Sox to the World Series title. At the time, Guillen said: “Not too many people like the president. I do.”In the Time magazine online story that ran Friday, Ozzie was quoted as saying, “I love Fidel Castro.” Later in the story he added, “I respect Fidel Castro. You know why? A lot of people have wanted to kill Fidel Castro for the last 60 years, but that (expletive) is still here.”

As you can imagine, that didn’t go over too well with the Hispanics in Miami, who hate Castro. To keep his job, Ozzie had to come out and apologized and say how “embarrassed” he was because he lives in Miami. He threw in an apology to the American people too, but like a true Obama supporter, he came out and said that he was “misinterpreted.”

As you can see, it might be some time before the Hispanic people forgive him. What he forgot to say was, “America has been very good to me, and I think Castro is a tyrant.” Now, he has to go out into the community and try to convert the Cubans into either liking him again, or make them all communists.

Good luck with that Ozzie.

Second: On the other hand, we have a soccer player named Luis Moreno, who booted a live owl in front of the whole world. The poor helpless thing wasn’t even in his way. It was a purposeful kick, and it died from that injury.

The bird — which had been stunned after being hit by the soccer ball moments before — was a mascot for the Atletico Junior squad. Fans of Atletico Junior have been calling Moreno a “murderer,” and the Panamanian player may face legal ramifications for kicking the bird.

But hey—Luis is at least more honest than Ozzie in his response to the public outrage.

“My family is very worried about what happened, and even more because there is an entire country against me — and I think that’s not fair,” said Moreno. “I believe that what happened is regrettable. I apologize to the entire country and I believe it is time to let the issue go.”

Nobody Thinks next time Luis is lying on the field injured, one of the opposing team should just go over and give him another good kick. If he happened to die from that kick…then the player that delivered that kick could rightfully say:

“I apologize to the entire country, and I believe it is time to let the issue go.”

Is killing an owl worst than saying you like Castro? Nobody Thinks you can’t compare— they’re both ….imperfect.   

So, this week Nobody Wins the  Nobody’s Perfect award of the week. Better luck next week.

April 10, 2012 Posted by | Angry Citizens, baseball, communism, Uncategorized | , , , , , , | 1 Comment

   

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