Nobody Gets Email: Toilet Talk
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Everybody who reads me here knows the wonderful comments left by amfortas. Here’s a piece he wrote that I wanted to share with everyone, it’s really quite fun!
Enjoy! (Thanks to amfortas)
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Not all funny stuff has to be ONLY funny. It can be useful too.
Not all inventions have to make things simpler. Sometimes more difficult is better. Circumstance and intent matter.
I like this…..
http://politicalcalculations.blogspot.com.au/2013/03/inventions-in-everything-making-life.html
Here, the Labyrinth Security Door Chain makes the act of opening a restroom door much more complicated. But why?!
Believe it or not, the Labyrinth Security Door Chain solves a problem, and does in fact make life easier.
Just not for the people who will be the most likely ones who will be directly challenged by the invention.
Mind you, there was a game I used to play once long ago before attaining the exalted ranks of Knighthood. Yes, it was when I was a farm-boy: a mere lad finding his way around life’s challenges in Singapore. We all start somewhere.
It involved lots of chaps (mostly farm-boys) going to a bar and ordering lots of beer. I mean LOTS. The chaps would drink the beer, steadily, in some unison so as not to give ‘advantage’. Much beer was consumed.
The first chap who moved away from the bar to go to the toilet, paid for the beer.
Needless to say, it was inevitable that he was knocked over in the rush and never made it.
God alone can imagine the disaster had we encountered the Labyrinth Security Door Chain.
The door chain puzzle begs a question however. Who is the one to have to set the chain in place after every bog visitor?
And another. Would there be a march on City Hall if some ‘Equality’ oriented bar-owner put one on the ladies’ lavatory too?
I can pretty well guarantee that it would produce several column-miles in the Femail Section of most newspapers,(and no, Virginaia, there is no Malemail Section) and Julia Gillard rising to her feet for a two hour hysteric on misogyny.
Nobody Cares If You Drown….
Nobody Cares
It gets pretty frustrating when you can’t get black lifeguards because it’s said that black people can’t swim, but one city is not going to let that stop them from hiring black lifeguards.
In a case of affirmative action run amok, a major U.S. city is looking for lifeguards based on race rather than on life-saving abilities. The city of Phoenix is recruiting minority lifeguards for its 29 public pools, even if they’re not strong swimmers, reports NPR.
“The kids in the pool are all either Hispanic or black or whatever, and every lifeguard is white,” adding, “and we don’t like that. The kids don’t relate; there’s language issues.”
The white kids are having to drive great miles to save the lives of the blacks and Hispanics. This is not fair.
Clearly in America, it’s more important to look good and politically correct, than be able to save anyone’s life. If someone drowns because the black lifeguard can’t swim,..do you, prejudice, racist, and always superior snarky white person, really care?
About
I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
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