Nobody’s Perfect: Groundhog VS Dame Helen Mirren

Nobody’s Perfect:

This week we have two very surprising outbursts of anger coming from two unlikely sources—

Let’s start with what happened in merry old England. It seems, you don’t mess with Dame Helen Mirrren, the famous actress who has been in so many movies and who has played not one, but THREE British Queens, and so when she was performing as “Queen” and her performance was disturbed by a bunch of gay’s playing drums outside the theater, well…she basically lost it:

FROM DRUDGE: Astonished onlookers saw the 67-year-old star try to grab the conductor’s arm and heard her yell at the band to “shut the f*** up”.

Then the actress, who plays the monarch in hit play The Audience, went into a tirade on behalf of the theatre-going paying public — who later gave her a standing ovation. Promoter Joe O’Leary, 32, who was at the drumming parade, said: “She said people had paid ‘a lot of f***ing money’ to watch her show and that we were ‘f***ing ruining it’. The showdown came after drummers promoting a gay music festival paraded through Soho and halted outside the Gielgud Theatre in Winnett Street.

The drumming rose in a crescendo for around eight minutes and drowned out part of the first half of the play, in which the Queen talks to a succession of Prime Ministers.

You have to wonder, what the real Queen would be more upset about: The obscene language that she used WHILE in character representing the real Queen—after all, many of the people might have thought it was the real mum telling them off.

Or the fact that she was interrupting a gay parade.  Remember, the Queen just came out in support of the gays.

And then there’s the “I’ve just about had enough” Groundhog of New Jersey

BRIDGETON — It started with kids looking across the street at a groundhog in the Bridgeton Midget Football parking lot on Saturday.

They crossed the street to get a closer look.

They had never seen a groundhog before.

What they didn’t count on was the groundhog chasing them back across the street to where Bridgeton Little League was playing.

This groundhog was so mad that it chased the kids across the street and bared it’s teeth at the umpire. Thinking that it was his job to save the umpire, the Little League President stepped in to save him. The Groundhog then chased the Little League President who ran, jumped in his car and locked the doors.

The groundhog made for a hole. But, then—the police arrived.

The police came, got a loop around the poor groundhog’s neck (whom it was reported, was as big as a Volkswagen) —but the feisty groundhog broke the loop. They finally got another loop, caged the poor fellow and took it to be tested for rabies. The police were declared once again, protectors of the people from crazy groundhogs.

What happens in New Jersey should stay in New Jersey, I say.

So, who won the Nobody’s Perfect award for the week?

The President of the Little League.

What an idiot. The world is filled with too many stupid umpires who make a living of ruining lives of not only major league games, but little leagues too. Who knows how many fights at sporting events they have caused. He should have stayed out of it. Let the umpire fend for himself.

The groundhog was no doubt only protecting her babies.

Dame Helen Mirren’s reaction was heroic. To stand up to a bunch of drummers takes guts, but to stand up to a bunch of gay drummers in this gay’s should never be yelled at world?

That kind of courage deserves another ovation!

May 6, 2013 - Posted by Joyanna Adams | Uncategorized | gays, Humor