Downgrade—Rove, Hillary, Obama And Wal-Mart Shoppers

Nobody Knows

Nobody has more questions than me. Here’s a few for this week:

Nobody Knows—when the United States credit went UP? We were downgraded during Obama already once..remember?

“We are therefore downgrading the US country rating from “AA” to “AA-,” Egan-Jones said in 2009. Since then Bernanke has been pumping billions into the economy every single month and the reason they gave for doing it—was the quantitative easing coming from the Federal Reserve. So when Fitch Ratings, the third largest rating agency, warned that they would downgrade the government AAA rating this year, I got confused. Fitch warned that “political brinksmanship and reduced financing flexibility” were elevating the risk of default. Exactly WHEN did we get upgraded again?

And speaking of being upgraded…

Nobody Knows when the Republican Party is going to upgrade to a new Republican strategist. Karl Rove was one of the reasons we lost the last election. And he is continuing his daily destruction of it…(with John McCain help.)  Karl Rove this week, said that the GOP should quit while it’s not as far behind as it could be.

What? That makes as much sense as saying,  “Why don’t some people just shoot themselves in the head the day they are born.”

With Karl Rove on your side, you will always lose, which brings me to a rare statement by Obama that actually makes sense: Of course it’s hard to find, so I must point it out—

On the subject of John Boehner:

“It weakens him, so there have been repeated situations when we’ve had agreements, and he goes back — and it turns out that he can’t control his caucus. The challenge here is can you deliver on agreements that are made,” he continued. “Are you able to come up with sensible, bipartisan compromises and deliver on them? One thing that I’ve shown is that, if I say, ‘I am prepared to compromise on something,’ I can deliver votes and we can get it done,” Obama said.

Nobody Knows when Obama compromised on anything. Probably—-playing 18 holes instead of 36. But one thing is true: The democrats always stick together.  They represent themselves, not the people. So…by this standard, the republicans should unit on principle and tell him, “You wanted us to deliver votes! We’re unanimous…you need to go!”

And speaking of going…Nobody Knows if Joe Biden is planning on running against Hillary for the Presidency. But..it seems Miss Hillary Merkel made it known at a private meeting that Joe Biden was against going after Bin Laden. So, we now know Hillary is going to take credit for killing Bin Laden when she runs for President. 

Nobody Knows, but I’m pretty sure, that’s not going to go over in Omaha.

And speaking of Omaha….

Nobody Knows if the people buying groceries there are being recorded and studied at their grocery stores, but you can be pretty sure they don’t know about it if they are. Really…this gathering of information is going a wee bit overboard don’t you think? Do they really need to know what I feed myself?

YES THEY DO! Just think: Obamacare will tell you you’re fat, and so your premiums will go up, and you will insist you’re not eating much, and they will have you on video buying Oreo cookies. Forget it. You’re doomed.

Nobody Knows if that could happen, but Nobody is SURE Michelle Obama would love it.

And finally—Nobody Knows that I have a favorite quote from the week, from Donald Trump: .

“It’s very hard when you have a lot of people out there saying, let’s make any deal just to get this over with,” Trump said. “That’s not what it’s all about. It’s really about saving the country.”

EXACTLY, because nobody knows what will happen if we don’t try to save the country, but we’re pretty sure, Wal-Mart will become the new Macy’s.

October 15, 2013 - Posted by Joyanna Adams | bin Laden, economy, Hillary, Uncategorized | Economy, Hillary Clinton, Humor, Karl Rove, Obama