Kathleen Sebelius VS Windows 8

Nobody’s Perfect

This week we have Kathleen Sebelius VS Windows 8 *.

Let’s start with Kathleen Sebelius.  She has been under attack for the complete and utter failure of the Obamacare website that she put up, so that everyone could sign in and get their ‘health insurance,” which is now the law.  Everyone is screaming about it.

First, they couldn’t get on it. Then, days went passed, and they found out that the prices were out of this world. Then, the whole system was messing up. Some in Congress want her fired, because she has had three years to get her act together:

Embattled Health and Human Services Secretary Kathleen Sebelius will testify before Congress next week about the botched rollout of ObamaCare’s insurance exchanges after rejecting GOP demands to appear this week. The New York Times reported Monday that HHS contractors may need to rewrite 5 million lines of code to make the site navigable, a task that may not be complete before the Nov. 1 deadline set by the administration.

So, was it Kathleen’s idea to have the whole thing set up in Canada? Don’t those big liberals have Google, and Yahoo as best friends? What happened here? What about their good Common Core buddy Bill Gates? What? Kathleen’s wasn’t invited to the right parties?

They have already spent millions trying to promote the stupid thing, not to mention the thousands of ACORN workers that are being hired to sign people up on the street. And even though today, Obama had to give a big Rose Garden talk saying how it MUST be fixed, he still doesn’t blame Kathleen. Probably because she shops at the same stores Michelle does. He said this:

“Implementing this law is a hard piece of policy business. It’s a hard piece of technology business and it’s very hard politically. And Kathleen has taken a lot of, a lot of hits over the years, and she can very much handle them.”

Right. The government can tap every single phone line in the world, but they can’t put up a website.

And that brings us to another computer rollout that didn’t go over so well:

Windows 8.

Microsoft is very much like the government.  You are pretty much FORCED to take whatever Microsoft has to offer unless you have a Mac. And up to this point, Microsoft has forced us all to update to the latest version or else, every couple of years, simply because it makes them LOTS of money.

And just when everyone was getting used to Windows 7…along came…Windows 8!  Peachy.

Windows 8 is a big phone tablet. It’s as if all the 23-year old design nerds at Microsoft have decided that the future is…small. Very small. Like in hand-held tablets. We must now all scroll. (Wait till THEY get cataracts.)

Except…thousand of us don’t’ WANT to scroll because we still….have DESK TOPS! We want to just move our one finger. Not our arm. That’s not progress. What…is this some kind of Michelle, “Get up and move your whole arm” conspiracy?

So many people complained about Windows 8 that Microsoft came out with 8.1.

In case you missed it, late Friday afternoon Microsoft pulled the Windows RT 8.1 update. Enough customers complained about BSODs and completely bricked machines — including, notably, Microsoft Surface RT machines — after applying the RT-to-RT 8.1 upgrade that the update was yanked entirely. There’s also been a steady stream of complaints about the Win8-to-Win8.1 update, including an inability to connect with Remote Access Website connections.

Wow. How did Obama miss this little detail? Why wasn’t he out saying things like, “You know, people are having trouble connecting with Remote Access Microsoft Websites!…See? Have patience.”

Why didn’t he think of that?

Because Kathleen Sebelius is just a pretty looking— connected politician, set there to obey the elites, She could care LESS about your health care.

So who wins the Nobody’s Perfect award for the week?

Kathleen, because she goes to Bilderberg meetings and I don’t like her. (Do I need another reason?) No really, there is great audacity to pass a law, that everyone is suppose to adhere to, and then, nobody can obey the law, even if they try….and then you don’t take the blame when it doesn’t work….you just tell Congress it’s just such a small glitch..really. Like breaking a nail.

From the words of Obama’s mouthpiece Carney:

Carney did not directly answer a question about whether the problematic website could delay the mandate, but he said: “The law is clear that if you do not have access to affordable health insurance, then you will not be asked to pay a penalty because you haven’t purchased affordable health insurance.”

So, Congratulations Kathleen! You win the Nobody’s Perfect award for the week!

I’m giving Microsoft a pass…because at least they have not changed spell-check.

October 21, 2013 Posted by Joyanna Adams | computers, Obamacare, Uncategorized | Kathleen Sebelius, Microsoft, Obamacare | 2 Comments