Will the Bishop of Atlanta Put Lego’s on his Lawn?

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Somebody call the Pope. One of his archbishops (Wilton D. Gregory) is living like he was ….well, like he was the POPE!

ATLANTA (AP) — The Roman Catholic Archbishop of Atlanta apologized Monday for building a $2.2 million mansion for himself, a decision criticized by local Catholics who cited the example of austerity set by the new pope.

“I failed to consider the impact on the families throughout the Archdiocese who, though struggling to pay their mortgages, utilities, tuition and other bills, faithfully respond year after year to my pleas to assist with funding our ministries and services,” he added.

What was it that confused him? Was it the gold faucets? Maybe the bathroom fit for a Russian Czar? Was it his membership in the Martin Luther King Board of Preachers at Morehouse College? Was he trying to mimic Obama?

And what will the new Pope Francis do? Even though he can walk the halls filled with the richest treasures in the world, Pope Francis lives in an apartment on the Vatican grounds. And last week, he removed the German Bishop of Bling, who lived in a $43.miillion dollar mansion. After all, that’s a bit much.

Poor Pope Francis…his priest are acting like ….well like rich basketball players instead of…priests. The Bishop took the money donated by the estate of the author of “Gone with the Wind” and instead of using the money to help the poor people of Atlanta, he built himself a mansion, no doubt to save the souls of all the rich basketball players that live there. (an impossible task)

And speaking of souls…

In Poland, a polish priest is upset about the devil: Yes, Lego is turning toys into toys of Satan that will “destroy” children’s souls.

I guess he figures the adults souls are already destroyed.

In a presentation aimed at parents, Father Slawomir Kostrzewa said the popular Danish toy company had taken a lurch to the dark side with its series of Monster Fighters and Zombie mini-figures, and that they “were about darkness and the world of death”. (See Zombie eating MEAT!)

“Friendly fellows have been replaced by dark monsters,” he explained. “These toys can have a negative effect on children. They can destroy their souls and lead them to the dark side.”

Yes, with all the problems in the world…the polish are concerned about…the toys. (Not their toys of course, but yours.)

Nobody Wonders how these priests got to build these mansions IN THE FIRST PLACE! And when did they discover that Lego was a cosmic evil for Satan?

I suggest that the Pope start telling people to stop watching Zombie movies so that the toy companies won’t make Zombies, and the Bishops to start living in small apartments, like the rest of their flock.

But—when the Bishop is BLACK, I imagine, he will get to keep his big house, if only to give Obama a nice place to stay when he visits.

Nobody suggest that if the Bishop of Atlanta wants to keep his big mansion, he place tons of Zombie Legos’ on his lawn. And if the Slawormir Kostzewa complains, tell him to take it up with the Pope. Maybe the Pope can get Lego’s to make a few angels.

Come on…do I have to keep this world sane or what?

April 1, 2014 - Posted by Joyanna Adams | American Culture, Catholic Church, Catholics | Catholic Church, corruption, Humor