Joyanna Adams

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Nobody’s Email: If not for Muslims, we’d still be hearing Polish Jokes

Nobody Gets Email:

(Thanks to my liberal friend J.R., who loves to send them to me. )
A suicide bomber died and went to heaven, as foretold. When he arrived there, he met Allah, and he said to Allah that he was ready to claim his virgins, as promised.  Out of curiosity he asked Allah why there were so many virgins in heaven.creepy

Allah regarded him for a moment, then replied, “Actually, the 72 virgins are here in heaven because assholes like you murdered them before they could experience the pleasure of sex. So you’re here to service them. Since they’re virgins, they’re quite sexually ravenous; and, frankly, you’ll be on constant, exhausting duty. And I shall banish you from Paradise should you fail!”

The bomber responded, “Well, I guess I can live with that. How hard can it  be to keep 72 women satisfied for all eternity?”

And Allah replied, “Who said they were women” ?

August 2, 2014 Posted by | humor, Uncategorized | | 2 Comments

   

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