Nobody’s Email: Bulawayo BEATS Australia…
Nobody Gets Email
Another great email from the pretty lady in Zimbabwe. She sent me the local newspaper where the headlines on any given day, are even MORE exciting than driving in Alaska. (Click red to see)
Here’s a few headlines from the Bulawayo Chronicle:
World’s Biggest Penis Donated to Museum
War of Words at Mini Skirt March
Woman Demands Her Underwear From Court
Birth of a Mugabe Dynasty?
Namibia Mulls Ban on Offensive Baby Names
South Africa Flushes Out Illegal Immigrants
Teen Hangs Himself After Losing Calf
To which the officer advised:
Police spokesperson, Inspector Enock Chishiri, urged people to solve their disputes amicably rather than taking their own lives over petty issues.
Frankie said she could send us real pictures from her camera, but knowing Mugabe, I wouldn’t advise it.
(Thanks to Frankie Kay…and PLEASE let us know of any more happenings in Zimbabwe!) I truly thought I was ready the latest Issue of MAD MAGAZINE.
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I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
Joyanna Adams
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