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Nobody’s Email: A Patriotic Reason to Shop at Sears

Nobody Gets Email:

Here’s an uplifting email that I wanted to post, because I didn’t know this, and I feel a bit better today, because I was at the MALL today, and brought two new front tires from the Sears automotive department. Not only did they get finished an hour ahead of time, they were the most reasonably priced.Sears

Sears treat the veterans better than Obama treats them. Maybe we should just get rid of our politicians and presidents, and vote in Sears to run the country.

Or Disney. Or Apple.

Anyway, thanks to my liberal friend JR, I will shop there more often.

I know I needed this reminder, since Sears isn’t always my first choice. It’s amazing when you think of how long the wars have lasted, and Sears hasn’t withdrawn from their commitment. Could we each buy at least one thing at Sears this year?

What commitment you say?

How does Sears treat its employees who are serving in our military?   By law, they are required to hold their jobs open and available, but nothing more. Usually, people take a big pay cut and lose benefits as a result of being on active duty.Soldier

Sears is voluntarily paying the difference in salaries and maintaining all benefits, including medical insurance and bonus programs, for all employees who are serving. I submit that Sears is an exemplary corporate citizen and should be recognized for its contribution. I suggest we all shop at Sears at least once this year.    Be sure to find a manager to tell them why we are there so the company gets the positive reinforcement & feedback it well deserves.

I decided to check this before I sent it forward. So I sent the following e-mail to the Sears Customer Service Department:

I received this e-mail and I would like to know if it is true. If it is, the Internet may have just become one very good source of advertisement for your company. I know I would go out of my way to buy products from Sears instead of another store for a like item, even if it’s cheaper at that store.

This is their answer to my e-mail:

Dear Customer:

Thank you for contacting Sears. The information is factual. We appreciate your positive feedback.  Sears regards service to our country as one of greatest sacrifices our men and women can make. This is the “least” we can do for them.  We are happy to do our part to lessen the burden they bear at this time.

Bill Thorn

Sears  Customer Care

Please pass this on. Sears needs to be recognized for this outstanding contribution and we need to show them as Americans, we do appreciate what they are doing for our Military!!!


November 30, 2014 Posted by | American Soldiers, Uncategorized | , | 1 Comment

Nobody’s Email: Dogs Eats Yeast Rolls on Thanksgiving

Nobody Gets Email

Anybody who has ever owned a dog, will get a big kick out of this one…

(Thanks to JR)


Unbaked Yeast Rolls

We have a fox terrier by the name of Jasper.  He came to us in the summer of 2001 from the fox terrier rescue program.  For those of you who are unfamiliar with this type of adoption, imagine taking in a 10 year old child about whom you know nothing and committing to doing your best to be a good parent.  Like a child, the dog came with his own idiosyncrasies.  He will only sleep on the bed, on top of the covers, nuzzled as close to my face as he can get without actually performing a French kiss on me. Lest you think this is a bad case of ‘no discipline,’ I should tell you that Perry and I tried every means to break him of this habit, including locking him in a separate bedroom for several nights.  The new door cost over $200.  But I digress. Five weeks ago we began remodeling our house.  Although the cost of the project is downright obnoxious, it was 20 years overdue AND it got me out of cooking Thanksgiving for family, extended family, and a lot of friends that I like more than family most of the time. dog back

I was assigned the task of preparing 124 of my famous yeast dinner rolls for the two Thanksgiving feasts we did attend. I am still cursing the electrician for getting the new oven hooked up so quickly.  It was the only appliance in the whole darn house that worked, thus the assignment.

I made the decision to cook the rolls on Wed evening to reheat Thurs am.  Since the kitchen was freshly painted, you can imagine the odor.  Not wanting the rolls to smell like Sherwin Williams #586, I put the rolls on baking sheets and set them in the living room to rise for a few hours.  Perry and I decided to go out to eat, returning in about an hour. 

The rolls were ready to go in the oven. It was 8:30 PM.  When I went to the living room to retrieve the pans, much to my shock, one whole pan of 12 rolls was empty.  I called out to Jasper and my worst nightmare became a reality.  He literally wobbled over to me.  He looked like a combination of the Pillsbury dough boy and the Michelin Tire man wrapped up in fur.  He groaned when he walked.  I swear even his cheeks were bloated. I ran to the phone and called our vet.  After a few seconds of uproarious laughter, he told me the dog would probably be okay; however, I needed to give him Pepto Bismol every 2 hours for the rest of the night.  God only knows why I thought a dog would like Pepto Bismol any more than my kids did when they were sick. 

Suffice it to say that by the time we went to bed the dog was black, white and pink.  He was so bloated we had to lift him onto the bed for the night. We arose at 7:30 and as we always do first thing, put the dog out to relieve himself.  Well, the dog was as drunk as a sailor on his first leave.  He was running into walls, falling flat on his butt and most of the time when he was walking, his front half was going one direction and the other half was either dragging the grass or headed 90 degrees in another direction. He couldn’t lift his leg to pee, so he would just walk and pee at the same time.  When he ran down the small incline in our back yard he couldn’t stop himself and nearly ended up running into the fence. His pupils were dilated and he was as dizzy as a loon. 

I endured another few seconds of laughter from the vet (second call within 12 hours) before he explained that the yeast had fermented in his belly and that he was indeed drunk. He assured me that, not unlike most binges we humans go through, it would wear off after about 4 or 5 hours, and to keep giving him Pepto Bismol. Afraid to leave him by himself in the house, Perry and I loaded him up and took him with us to my sister’s house for the first Thanksgiving meal of the day.

My sister lives outside of Muskogee on a ranch, (10 to 15 minute drive).  Rolls firmly secured in the trunk (124 less 12) and drunk dog leaning from the back seat onto the console of the car between Perry and I, we took off. Now I know you probably don’t believe that dogs burp, but believe me when I say that after eating a tray of risen unbaked yeast rolls, DOGS WILL BURP.  These burps were pure Old Charter.  They would have matched or beat any smell in a drunk tank at the police station.  But that’s not the worst of it. Now he was beginning to fart and they smelled like baked rolls.  God strike me dead if I am not telling the truth!  We endured this for the entire trip to Karen’s, thankful she didn’t live any further away than she did. dog and tennis ball

Once Jasper was firmly placed in my sister’s garage with the door locked, we finally sat down to enjoy our first Thanksgiving meal of the day.  The dog was the topic of conversation all morning long and everyone made trips to the garage to witness my drunken dog, each returning with a tale of Jasper’s latest endeavor to walk without running into something.  Of course, as the old adage goes, ‘what goes in must come out’ and Jasper was no exception. Granted if it had been me that had eaten 12 risen, unbaked yeast rolls, you might as well have put a concrete block up my behind, but alas a dog’s digestive system is quite different from yours or mine.  I discovered this was a mixed blessing when we prepared to leave Karen’s house. 

Having discovered his ‘packages’ on the garage floor, we loaded him up in the car so we could hose down the floor. This was another naive decision on our part.  The blast of water from the hose hit the poop on the floor and the poop on the floor withstood the blast from the hose.  It was like Portland cement beginning to set up and cure. We finally tried to remove it with a shovel. 

I (obviously no one else was going to offer their services) had to get on my hands and knees with a coarse brush to get the remnants off of the floor.  And as if this wasn’t degrading enough, the darn dog in his drunken state had walked through the poop and left paw prints all over the garage floor that had to be brushed too. Well, by this time the dog was sobering up nicely so we took him home and dropped him off before we left for our second Thanksgiving dinner at Perry’s sister’s house. 

I am happy to report that as of today (Monday) the dog is back to normal both in size and temperament.  He has had a bath and is no longer tricolor.  None the worse for wear I presume.  I am also happy to report that just this evening I found 2 risen unbaked yeast rolls hidden inside my closet door. It appears he must have come to his senses after eating 10 of them but decided hiding 2 of them for later would not be a bad idea.  Now, I’m doing research on the computer as to:  ‘How to clean unbaked dough from the carpet.’

And how was your day?

November 29, 2014 Posted by | dogs, humor, Uncategorized | , | 2 Comments

The First Report of Michael Brown

Nobody Remembers

Literally, I don’t.

What don’t you remember besides “Don’t leave your favorite hat or very expensive prescription eyeglasses in a restaurant, Joyanna?”baby shock

(A bad habit of mine.)

I don’t remember who exactly told the story that Michael Brown was REALLY angry on the morning before he was shot. And I haven’t really even thought about it until my friend Mona, who lives on the East Coast, bought up the subject on the phone today.

“Remember,” she whispered, “when his step-dad said that very morning that he was talking to the kid a long time and trying to get him out of his anger…that Michael was really mad about something and his step-dad kept telling him NOT to be so angry and to get rid of his anger or it would lead him to no good. How come nobody is taking about that? ”

And after she said that…it did come back to me. Yes. I do remember some man, talking to a reporter that very day, and saying how sorry he was and all, because Michael had left the house really angry….and Mona was right. It hasn’t come up since.

I explained to her my theory that whatever you hear the very first minutes or hours after the event, are usually VERY important points:

For instance: When Princess Diana was in an accident, witnesses DID see a white car …they were interviewing them, almost within the hour right after it happened. And Diana sat in the backseat of that limo for 4 whole hours before they go her out. I remember that night because my mom and I were glued to the TV most of the night. They were in the middle of Paris and they couldn’t get a friggin ambulance to her? We were shocked. diana death

In that respect, you can say Michael Brown’s body got removed a lot quicker than the Princess of Wales.

And remember—-Trans World Airlines Flight 800 (TWA 800), a Boeing 747-100, exploded and crashed into the Atlantic Ocean near East Moriches, New York, on July 17, 1996, at about 8:31.

Right after the event, there were at least five witnesses that night that said they saw AND heard a missile go up and strike the plane. Within hours, those people disappeared and the story that the plane crashed due to malfunction was put out. Bill Clinton put the plane in a bunker, and hide it from sight.

So..because I believe that the first reports are almost always changed, I decided to search for that video, that my friend Mona and I remembered, but I couldn’t remember if it was his dad talking, or a cousin, or pastor, or step-dad.

Mona remembered the step dad.

BUT..according to Google, both of us got it wrong:Flight 800

It seems that morning, when Michael was walking with his friend and deciding they were going to go get some stogies to stuff with dope, they passed a contractor:

It took them awhile to get moving. Brown — who’d recently taken to rapping about God — stopped to speak with a landscaper who had been cursing about a chain saw that wouldn’t start.

“He told me that the Lord Jesus Christ would help me with my anger problem,” the worker later told the grand jury.

(I wonder what the Lord Jesus thought about him stealing the cigars and bullying a helpless man?)

After searching for more than I considered a fair amount of time, I found out that—Wow…did Mona and I get it wrong. The ‘big gentle giant’, who was going to grandma’s house, also helped other people with their anger.

Right—-And Lee Harvey Oswald was the first assassin in history that could make bullets travel backwards.

Having said that: If there is anybody else that remembers the same first report that Mona and I do, please let me know.

As Scrooge would say: It may just be a bit of undigested cheese that effected us both.

So,….according to the Gospel of Michael Brown: protesting, burning, looting, and stopping traffic is the new way the Lord Jesus Christ is helping all blacks with their anger, of the shooting of the Jesus loving, God-fearing, soon to go to college, big teddy bear, baby boy—- Michael Brown.

I’m certainly glad they got the first report of the resurrection right, aren’t you?Michael Brown 1

November 28, 2014 Posted by | black violence, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

Nobody’s Fool: Peter Hitchens

Nobody’s Fool

A good friend of mine sent me this: Peter Hitchens, commending on the 2011 riots in the UK…and yet, it sounds like he’s talking about the Ferguson riots here.

Can you imagine if someone over here spoke with such clarity and truth? How I long for it, how about you?

Congratulations—-Mr. Hitchens! You win the Nobody’s Fool Award for the week.

(Thanks to amfortas)

November 27, 2014 Posted by | black violence | | 4 Comments

A Few Fun Things to Talk About While Eating Turkey

Nobody Wins

Here’s something to talk about around your family Turkey dinner…the 10 worst business decisions.

I’ll add one more: Don’t go shopping in downtown Ferguson on Black Friday.

Have a GREAT Thanksgiving everyone!

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November 26, 2014 Posted by | Life, Uncategorized | | 2 Comments

Presidential Turkeys That Pardon

My mother didn't send this...did she?

My mother didn’t send this…did she?

Nobody Wonders

It seems fitting that Presidents have to “pardon” turkeys before Thanksgiving. (Most of them having been turkeys themselves.) So, I thought we’d compare the style of a few of them:

"I'll give you a pardon, if you get the union workers to get off my back."

“I’ll give you a pardon, if you get the union workers to get off my back.”

"Nice butt!"

“Nice butt!”

Obama turkey

I. King Obama, Do Pardon you and your white family…for one whole day. You’re welcome.”


November 26, 2014 Posted by | humor, Uncategorized | | 1 Comment

You Don’t Know What You’ve Got Till’ It’s Gone

Nobody Knows

“Don’t it always seem to go, that you don’t know what you’ve got till it’s gone.” Police angel

——sang Joni Mitchell in the sixties in her hit song, “They paved paradise and put up a parking lot.”

Never mind that Joni Mitchell was the voice of the new “Mother Earth” movement, now evolved into the global warming—- I’ve always liked that line, because it’s true.

And now, just imagine if we didn’t have the police.

I was thinking about the police today, who, all over the country are getting bombarded with rocks, Molotov cocktails, and bullets…and attacked by Obama, and his black race-baiting goons. Obama always insinuating that the cops are always discriminating against blacks—-and I thought about the times cops literally saved my life.(At least three times.)

It would be a good time for people to start telling some good cop stories. So here’s my first:

The first time I was saved by a cop came when I was in my twenties. I was playing downtown St. Louis, in a band called The Ralph Butler Band. Ralph Butler, was the singer, and the only black guy in the group. He had a beautiful voice and could do a great Stevie Wonder, who at the time, was all the rage.

It was his band, and there was five white musicians backing him up. Ralph always did great songs for a drummer: A lot of Earth Wind and Fire….I loved to play funk, and I remember that night as if it was a few minutes ago. It was a small rock club, in a seedy part of town, but very popular with the college kids.

Back then, the bars closed at one pm. After they got the last drunk out by 1:30, you had to tear down the P.A. and the equipment. To dismantle my drums, and put them in cases, and load them on a van, usually took about an hour.

I remember that night. It was about 2:30 pm, when I finally walked alone to the back of the bar where my car was parked to go home. Of course, it was in a dirt lot, no lights, so you can imagine my shock when I turned the corner of the building to the back of the bar, and saw six BIG, VERY big black guys surrounding my car. I have NO idea if they were going it to steal it, because trust me, it was just a Duster, not exactly a car you would want.

And these were not kids. They all had nice leather coats on. Nice clothes. Most of them look to be in their 40’s.

In my typical fashion, whenever faced with a difficult situation, I always went into my, “HEY what’s happening guys?!” And I said it in my most happy smile…as if, I knew they were all good people and were just standing around in the dark, in the middle of the city, NOT expecting a young blond, and meant me no harm. (Not that I believed that for one minute.)

And I don’t think they were expecting me. Not one of them said a word.Police angels 2

So I ask them again..”Uh, what’s going on guys?”

Silence. Loooooooooooog silence. I don’t recall now, exactly what else I said, but a jabbered on for about a minute, while they never left their spots. I dare not even try to get in the car as one man had the door blocked.

It was then I knew I was in trouble. Did they want the car….or me? There was no one around for miles. The guys in the band were either inside or gone. I was alone.

And then, out of NOWHERE, and I mean that literally, because it was an off-street, in a dark alley, came a cop car, siren blasting, and he drove right up to my car, actually, he speeded up to the car, where everyone was standing.

He jumped out. “Hey!” he said as he got out of his car. What are you guys doing? Break it up! Go on!…Get out…” police angel 3

The black men, slowly, and I mean as slow as they stood there…just walked away.

Still not saying a word.

I thanked the cop, profusely, and he said, “Miss, you’d better go.”

Deep in my gut, I knew if that cop had not shown up at the exact moment that he did, something really bad would have happened to me.

Call it a guardian angel, call it anything. But, I STILL remember that cop’s face. He did not back down to those men. He was literally, my knight in shining cop car armor.

Last night in Ferguson, the police stood by while Ferguson burned. Not because they wanted to, but because they are not supposed to interfere. They have orders to take the abuse. They have orders to sit and let them loot. They are being attacked by their own President. They are being blamed for all the evil of the blacks who are criminals and scum, and they are being told NOT to do their jobs.

Most of them join to protect the public, it a job most of us wouldn’t want, but they do it without complaint. It’s one of the most stressful jobs there is.

Today, one black lady who had watched her business burn to the ground wondered why did the cops let their businesses burn? Why?

Well, as Joni would say, “You don’t know what you’ve got till it’s gone.” How many times had she bad mouthed the police to her customers? Nobody Wonders.

Although Ferguson wasn’t a paradise by anyone standards, it was home to many.

And tonight I pray, that God blesses the police, and keep them all safe.

By the way, if YOU have any good cop stories, please share.

(Or email them to me and I will post them.)


November 26, 2014 Posted by | black violence | , | 1 Comment

Nobody Flashes

According to Al Sharpton, and the family’s lawyer, this Class C Felony, (in Missouri its against the law to incite riots) incited by Michael Brown’s Stepfather last night in the middle of Ferguson, a man who has called for PEACE, and NO Violence, actually,—uh—- really didn’t mean it.

He told the crowd to burn this “bitch” down. And they DID! They burned, and burned some more. (Can the shop owners now SUE Michael’s step-dad?)

But according to the family’s lawyer, the poor man, was just so distraught, you would be too if your son had been killed by a cop. Just don’t focus on it.

Focus on that mean prosecutor.

And wonders of all wonders…this scene was shown by…CNN!

One thing we do notice, due to the fact that the stepfather wanted the world to see his butt (which must have been cold) we can see why Michael Brown maybe had the attitude he did…which was, “Kiss my butt, I don’t have to obey you.” —is pretty much Obama’s modus operandi.

I think Obama needs to get with the program and get himself a new look. 

People are shouting….”Hands up! Pants down! Don’t Shoot!” OR “Pants Up, Hands Down, Don’t Shoot!”

It’s getting hard to follow.

Al Sharpton just called for the Federal government to overturn the verdict, and like a true black Reverend, he did it in church. He also called for all blacks to protest across the nation.

Tonight, the Governor has decided to send out the National Guard….evidently he was too busy last night to answer his phone call from the Mayor of Ferguson.

Glad you could make it to the riots Governor Nixon.

November 25, 2014 Posted by | black violence, Uncategorized | | Leave a comment

Obama didn’t Care About a Beheading, What Makes You Think He Cares About Fergusion?

Nobody Reports

I’m having trouble not writing my usual jolly Nobody’s Perfect tonight, because like the rest of the nation, I’m watching this unbelievable event of protests going on, and it’s only a short ten minutes away from where I live.Ferguson 1

They’ve closed down everything in St. Louis: schools, civic centers, air space. It’s one thing to protest, it’s another thing to burn down the city.

Obama’s race war has started. As I watch the burning of the buildings, blacks looting, stopping cars on highways, I am sick with disgust.

To me, the racial war has been lit. Obama and holder struck out the first time, with Trayvon Martin, but Michael Brown was killed by a cop. THAT light lit.

And make no mistake: This racial war has been fueled from behind the scenes by one man, the man who studied under Sal Alinsky, that lovely university communist mentor of his, to crash the system of America, it was the only way to “change” it. You have overwhelm it economically—- then the crash and burn comes, and your communist takeover is complete.

This was always Obama’s plan. These last two years we will see things we won’t ever believe can happen in America, and we saw some of it tonight.

I’m not going to go into the many racists attacks on the America white man that Obama has made since he has become President, but what is even more obvious to me, is how he is controlling the events now.

First tonight: if you saw the testimony of McCullough, it was obvious, Michael Brown’s parents had a real thug. Any decent mother, seeing her son steal cigars and then shove someone smaller than him, would have been ashamed from the start.

She was never ashamed. You can bet Eric Holder got to her as fast as he could.

It was the reporters in that room tonight that lit the match for the riots. Every single reporter’s question was filled with outrage that Officer Wilson got off. The British man was especially hateful. The local news stations all had people on claiming that the “system” was broken. We must change our laws and ALLOW police officers to let black men beat them up.ferguson 2

Who let all these idiots into the room? The reporters were all handpicked.

Then right away, Obama comes on TV, (Knowing the world is watching) and says “We have a rule of law.” (Yeah HIS.) and then the next twenty minutes he launched into the horrible racist problem of America and the “PROBLEMS” in our law informant..which must change.

Not a word about the problems of young black hoods that swarm the nations and kill in great numbers.

This protest was professionally handled. The fires were set so as to cripple the firemen and cops from being able to be in too many places at once. Bullets kept being fired…somewhere to KEEP them away. And SINCE Obama and his radical left have put the police on trial, the blacks for years have been creating anarchy. Obama remained silent, which was their clue to do whatever they want.

In the meantime, Obama calmly said tonight: “Hey, violence is never the answer, but we must fix this.” in the most nonchalant way.  It was just another green light to the rioters all over the nation, who by the way, had been organized by Al Sharpton.

He might as well say—“Well, hey, I have to say this you know, but go ahead folks, the white folks have been discriminating you for years.”

Here’s another clue how well this was planned. Last Friday, they had reached a verdict. BUT…in St. Louis it rained all weekend. Really rained.

Can’t start fires in the rain now can you? Let’s wait until late Monday night, when the weather is right, and the thugs can come out.

Anyway….Mad dogs have a habit of taking down the world. And Iran, is going to be his next fire.

Obama has many people helping him…like Cher :)…who tweeted:

Have problem re decision not 2 bring 2 trial, Police who shot young man near St. Louis. Something must b done 2 protect innocent young blk men

So Cher….tonight, the cops let the young black men have their way, and they burned down a city.

Cher would be pleased…Maybe she’s be the next one to get a metal.


November 25, 2014 Posted by | black violence, conspiracy, Obama, Uncategorized | , , | 1 Comment

What do Steve Ballmer, Luis Gutierrez, Joel Osteen, and Andrew Brietbart Have in Common?

Nobody’s Opinion

It’s been really interesting today, on all the talk shows, hearing the democrats trying to defend Obama’s actions last week on immigration. But one thing you have to give them credit for: they have got their talking points down pat:

1. Obama HAD to do something because the republicans have not done a thing on immigration. “Congress was unwilling to act.”

Well, when a President says he will veto any thing that isn’t what he likes, what’s the point?Obama liar

(Lie: They sent hundreds of bills to the Senate, and Harry Reid refused to bring them to the floor.)

2. Only 47 percent of the voters voted, therefore, the rest of the people WANTED Obama to do something and support this.

(Lie, Obama’s supporters stayed home because they don’t really care what he does, those are the 47percent that don’t PAY any taxes and are finding out Obama lied.)

3. Obama has the right to do what he did because other Presidents did the same.

(Lie, they worked with Congresses who had just passed immigration laws. Only Congress can pass immigration laws.  Obama has no such power, and by his own admission.)

4. The republcians are only concerned about the border on the South, not protecting the other borders.

(This of course, borders on the absurd….it’s like saying you only care about the cancer in my brain not the stuffy nose I get from allergies.)

It’s been a real barf watching the slick enthusiasm of the democrats–mostly Hispanics, coming to the defense of Obama’s impeachable crime. Even Obama himself, has come out and claimed that—as President, he has the right to let five millions illegals stay in America. Poor things, just needed some help from him, and when everyone was outraged he said this:

“Well, my response is pass a bill. Congress has a responsibility to deal with these issues and there are some things that I can’t do on my own.”

What? You just did!

So, you have to ask yourself, how do democrats get by with such falsehoods, lies, deceptions, and the republicans don’t?

The answer is: Salemenship.

Let’s take a look at some examples of great salesmen;

Have you ever wondered WHY Microsoft cornered the market on its product? Was it just because it was so good? Take a look at the man who sold it:

Steve Ballmer. (Pretty funny) Steve could sell you a ticket to the gas chamber, that’s how good he is. (Wait…that’s sort of what Obama did….)

And then there’s THIS guy: Illinois Representative Luis Gutierrez, he was on Face the Nation this morning and he ran rings around his conservative opponent. Sure, ALL his arguments were BS, and full of holes, and his belief is that the illegals that are here, are as deserving to be here as you and I. And he sells that nonsense, like Steve Ballmer could sell you the next trip to the moon with China at the helm.

I kept yelling at the conservative guy to SAY something, REFUTE! Point out that the Canadians are not sending 100,000 unaccompanied kids into Idaho last time you looked…but no. He was totally boring, and  Bob Schaeffer made sure Gutierrez had the most time. Here he admits that it’s all about getting democratic voters..and makes it all sound wonderful.

And last but not least is this guy, Joel Osteen, not your typical Evangelist. I listened to part of his sermon today, and boy, was it ever clever. He basically said, that you WILL get rich and famous, IF your parents had sacrificed to the church, and believed in God, and this devotion will be paid down to you. The more you GIVE money to the church, and he threw in other worthy causes, the more YOU will benefit in your own life. God WILL reward you.

(Never mind that millions living in poverty had religious parents too.)

Not a new story: As old as time itself: Give to us, and YOU will benefit. The oldest sales pitch around: Starting when Mohammed decided to steal the limelight of Jesus by claiming Allah choose HIM to be the new messiah, (Forget that guy Jesus)  and everyone would get 72 virgins if they’d just come on over to Islam!

Joel is doing the very same thing that politicians do every day…and to see the ultimate pinnacle of hypocracy…in this video, Oprah Winfrey (the richest women in the US) chastised him for having a grand piano in his house, is about as hypocritical on her part, as it gets.  As if..what she sells every day is worth money, and what he sells, is not.

So it’s all about salesmanship. And that’s what the Republicans lack. Ronald Reagan SOLD America. He sold the dreams of our fathers. It’s what we need.

Nobody Wishes we could all chip in and pay Steve Ballmer to sell America and her value to America again. (Steve? Are you bored with basketball yet?)

Do you think Jeb Bush OR Hillary Clinton would be able to sell themselves against a real salesmen with the talent of a Steve Ballmer or Joel Osteen?

And that’s been the complaint of everyone: The conservatives do NOT have that revolutionary voice, that strong voice that can SELL you freedom.

The only one that I can think of that would have matched the salesmanship of a Steve Ballmer, was Andrew Brietbart. Can you imagine if he were still alive?

And isn’t it fortuitous for the liberals that he’s no longer with us.

Is there another out there as courageous? Nobody Wonders.



November 23, 2014 Posted by | American Culture, American History, conservatives, corruption, Uncategorized | , , , , | Leave a comment

Nobody’s Email: Something Russia Has That WE Haven’t.

Nobody Gets Email

My brother sent me this one…because I played drums all those years, but I started at 18, this kid is just 3 years old! His name is Lyonya Shilovsky, and proud papa has taken the kid’s excellent ear…and there you go!

Little Lyonya really has a strong grip, and the drums rolls are nice and even.

AND, when he dropped his sticks he didn’t miss a beat, and he can scratch his face while following the song, and on top of that, he’s just so darn cute.

Okay. I’m in love.



November 22, 2014 Posted by | music, Uncategorized | | 1 Comment

Nobody’s Email: Wonder….

Nobody Gets Email:

The world is crazy, and I’m sleeping in today…so it’s important that we keep our sense of humor, right? Right.

Some of these sayings could go into Nobody Wonders.

My favorite was the one about evolution.  Such fun. What’s your favorite?


(Thanks to Kris)



































November 22, 2014 Posted by | humor, Uncategorized | | 1 Comment

Nobody’s Thoughts on Ferguson

Nobody Cares.the great divider

Moving right along now, Ferguson is the top headline on Drudge report today, and the ‘verdict’ on whether Officer Darren Wilson had a right to shoot Michael Brown is about to come out …and what a better time to do it, on a Friday so that Obama can go party in Las Vegas and everyone will be watching riots, and the people who have come from out of town can do the most damage.

But for a small strip and a few pimple explosions, nothing is happening here folks,…except the media frenzy is actually destroying our lives. The very FEAR of what COULD happen is effecting whatever is left of the St. Louis economy. It’s not just the tiny Ferguson area that is suffering, because of the world wide coverage, concerts are being canceled, trucks won’t deliver, meetings are being canceled, all over the city and it’s counties: it’s ridiculous.

And it’s all driven by fear, a small crowd of thugs that the police are not allowed now to arrest, and of course, Obama. His administration is fully behind the chaos.

What is stupid, is the blacks are hurting their own jobs. As many of you know, due to the great expansions of Wal-Marts across the nation, the little mom and pop pharmacy’s are gone. Wal-Mart offers great prices on drugs, so yesterday I went to get a prescription filled, and the black lady behind the counter told me they had what I needed, the price, and it would take 45 minutes to fill.

I went home.

The last thing I want to do is spend 45 minutes in Wal-Mart, and she was suppose to call me. HA! Three hours later I went back, (twenty minutes one way.) and she said, “I called you.” Well, my phone must have turned off due to the Chinese because I was there and no one called.

And then she said, well, the price just went up $100.

Sure it did.

Wal-Mart shoppers do NOT look this happy.

Wal-Mart shoppers do NOT look this happy.

Now, this medication is needed by my husband, so I called all the Wal-Marts in a 50 miles radius. Sure enough, the only one that had it was about 50 miles way, and I went and was waited on by a white lady, who did NOT charge me the extra $100 and that trip took the whole day. I got home in time to cook dinner.

Right now, since I live in North County, I have to go miles out of my way to get even the simplest of things…because of the hatred that many of the blacks have for whites…and I would move, but damn it, this is my home. And like it or not, I’m just wired to not give in to bullies.

Just minutes ago, I took down my 1776 flag that I display on my front porch. I might have to remove the rock that has the flag on it that always seems to fall over for no reason.

Anyway, back to Wal-Mart. I was standing in line at Wal-Mart and making small talk with two people waiting with me. One was a white man, wearing a very nice suede jacket, with a Harley Davidson emblem on the sleeve. The woman behind me was Chinese, and her English was broken, but she was using words that most Americans wouldn’t even attempt.

The man looked at me and said, “I like your hat. It looks like a Russian hat”

I laughed, “Thanks! But hey, the country is becoming more like Russia every day.”don't wake up

And here’s the kicker: The man did not laugh or agree, but the Chinese lady shook her head in “Yes” agreement, and there you go…she wanted to talk to us. She wanted to partake in America. She knew communism, the man…did not. And more than likely, he thinks it would never happen here.

America is in denial.

As I walked around the Wal-Mart, I kept running into three Muslim ladies, dressed in expensive clothes expensive leather boots, and their scarf’s,(What were they doing here?) They looked at me with distain, and made me move every single time they walked by me.

In another isle was a family of South Americans. Anyway I assumed they were from South America because they are darker than Mexicans and look very excited. Their kids were running everywhere and the parents, who did not speak English, looked as if they were at Disneyworld.

I’m reading Pat Buchanan’s book “Suicide of a Superpower” right now, and he says in the first chapter:

“Is America coming apart? This book’s answer is yes.”

One thing for sure, with Obama’s administration festering nothing but fear for the children of the mostly white Europeans that have lived here and made America great, it will take a saint to preserve the ideas of a nation, that once wanted everyone to melt.

In the meantime: Let the games begin—the guns sales here have gone out the roof.

At least there’s some good news.




November 21, 2014 Posted by | Uncategorized | 2 Comments

Nobody Remembers The Constitution

Nobody Remembers

I just read Obama’s speech tonight, where he gave 5 million illegals amnesty. We will now merge with Mexico, into a third world county.

No you say? Look around you. Okay, it depends on where you live, but much of America is already on that path.

I couldn’t bear to listen to it. But I read all the comments on Twitchy, and every one of them said this:

Obama just gave America the finger. Or in more succinct fashion:  FUCK YOU.Obama fingers Statue of Liberty

America elected a man who promised to bring ‘Hope and Change” and instead he has historically just killed her. With ONE stroke of the pen.

And so, I thought it fitting, that every man in the Congress, every Senator, every Representative, now must stand naked before us. If they don’t cry for impeachment, then they don’t love their country. They swore an oath, to protect and defend the Constitution: And that’s means, according to our Constitution, they must impeach.

At least that’s my Nobody’s Opinion on the matter.

We will know, the few that will call for it….if any.

They could cut all funding off. They COULD fight back. Will they? Or will the Bush Babies just sit around and say, “Wait till Jeb gets in.”

Since the Congress doesn’t seem to remember the Constitution, here is a few lines from that now lost document— for us to remember:

The President’s job:

Article. I.

Section. 1.

All legislative Powers herein granted shall be vested in a Congress of the United States, which shall consist of a Senate and House of Representatives.

(What Obama did tonight, was not in his power. Only the Congress can make laws.)

Article II

Section. 2.

The President shall be Commander in Chief of the Army and Navy of the United States, and of the Militia of the several States, when called into the actual Service of the United States; he may require the Opinion, in writing, of the principal Officer in each of the executive Departments, upon any Subject relating to the Duties of their respective Offices, and he shall have Power to grant Reprieves and Pardons for Offences against the United States, except in Cases of Impeachment.

(He may not have dictatorial power. And obviously, pardoning 5 million illegal’s was not what the founders had in mind.)

He shall have Power, by and with the Advice and Consent of the Senate, to make Treaties, provided two thirds of the Senators present concur; and he shall nominate, and by and with the Advice and Consent of the Senate, shall appoint Ambassadors, other public Ministers and Consuls, Judges of the supreme Court, and all other Officers of the United States, whose Appointments are not herein otherwise provided for, and which shall be established by Law: but the Congress may by Law vest the Appointment of such inferior Officers, as they think proper, in the President alone, in the Courts of Law, or in the Heads of Departments.

(He can make treaties WITH THE ADVICE AND CONSENT of the Senate. Did he get the Senate to vote on the last global emissions cutback with China? Or on immigration? And he’s about to do a deal with Iran, and put the whole world in danger. He just fucked America, NEXT: Israel.)

Section. 3.

He shall from time to time give to the Congress Information of the State of the Union, and recommend to their Consideration such Measures as he shall judge necessary and expedient; he may, on extraordinary Occasions, convene both Houses, or either of them, and in Case of Disagreement between them, with Respect to the Time of Adjournment, he may adjourn them to such Time as he shall think proper; he shall receive Ambassadors and other public Ministers; he shall take Care that the Laws be faithfully executed, and shall Commission all the Officers of the United States.

(Obama has ordered that all our immigration laws be ignored. He changed Obamacare so many times, by himself, nobody knows what is going on with it.)

Section. 4.

The President, Vice President and all civil Officers of the United States, shall be removed from Office on Impeachment for, and Conviction of, Treason, Bribery, or other high Crimes and Misdemeanors.

Obama has broken the law. He has committed treason, bribery, and high crimes. There are only two moves now left: impeach, or cut off his money.

Will the GOP do anything?

We live in a country where the President, can do anything. Anything. Anything. He can kill millions. No one can arrest him.

Unbelievable!…Is this what millions of American men have died for? THIS! Why is there NOT more outrage?

Tomorrow we will hear a lot of talk…It’s impeachable, but hey, don’t impeach. We have Christmas vacations already planned, and besides, it will cost us time and money.

That’s what they will say. It’s…just too much trouble.

Obama is not the only man who brought down America: If George W. Bush had not bailed out the banks, and fought a war without the will of winning that war, then Obama would never have been elected. And his family is on the move to step right back in…..Both parties have the American people, boxed in.

Rendered helpless. They have taken away all hope for the people to win back their county. The other half have no idea what just happened. And they really don’t care.

Sadly, they don’t.

Miracles can happen, but not often enough….

I pray for us all.


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 “The poor people, it is true, have been much less successful than the great. They have seldom found either leisure or opportunity to form a union and exert their strength; ignorant as they were of arts and letters, they have seldom been able to frame and support a regular opposition. This, however, has been known by the great to be the temper of mankind; and they have accordingly labored, in all ages, to wrest from the populace, as they are contemptuously called, the knowledge of their rights and wrongs, and the power to assert the former or redress the latter. I say RIGHTS, for such they have, undoubtedly, antecedent to all earthly government, – Rights, that cannot be repealed or restrained by human laws – Rights, derived from the great Legislator of the universe.” – A Dissertation on the Canon and Feudal Law, 1765…..John Adams


November 20, 2014 Posted by | American History, tyranny, Uncategorized | , , | Leave a comment

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