Joyanna Adams

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Nobody’s Pefect: Nancy Pelosi VS Buddy The Dog

Nobody’s Perfect

This week, hands down, the biggest blooper besides Jonathan Gruber’s biggest hits on Youtube, was the recently demoted Nancy Pelosi, trying to say she didn’t remember ANY guy named Jonathan Gruber, had never heard of him, and he never had a hand in ObamaCare.

And then—THIS appeared:

Notice, none of the things about Obamacare that Nancy and her Gruber had promised actually happened, it was all lies. It was obvious to most everyone that someone was going to get screwed on the deal…and we all thought they knew it. And now we know— they did.

But, Nancy wasn’t alone in the “Oops, I shouldn’t have done that.” department.

There was Buddy the dog….who got his head…stuck in a cat house:  buddy

A Golden Retriever was rescued by Suffolk County Police officers Friday morning after he got his head wedged in a cat house in Medford.

Officers Stephen Lukas, Martin Gill and Sgt Kit Gabrielsen responded to the backyard of 212 Holland Ave. at 11:10 a.m. after a woman reported that her dog, Buddy, was stuck in the cat house.

The officers used crow bars and a hammer to dismantle the cat house and free the pesky pooch.

Poor Buddy.

So, who wins the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week?

Is it Nancy Pelosi, who blatantly lied out her four eyeballs to the American public when Jonathan Gruber told the whole world how stupid everyone was to fall for Obamacare? After all…Nancy is a congresswoman, paid to ‘serve’ us–sworn to protect and defend the Constitution, and the people, and she was taking part in the biggest scam ever foisted upon its people.

(Okay, so…there IS the Warren Report, but people so far have not died from the lack of truth about who killed JFK.)

Or was it Buddy the Golden Retriever who stuck his head in a hole he couldn’t get out of?

You knew?

NANCY! Congratulations MS Pelosi! You win the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week, for not remembering that you are always being videotaped.

You don’t deserve to even OWN a fine dog like Buddy, who no doubt, just wanted to play with the cat.

Yes, Nancy, you are such a turkey that forever more, I will remember you…spinning so many lies, you FINALLY fell down. (Just like this turkey.)

I suggest you stay away from the microphones from now on: You’re making us all dizzy. In fact, in the words of my old Seebee Navy Father:

You are ONE dizzy broad.

 

November 17, 2014 Posted by | Nancy Pelosi, Obamacare, Uncategorized | , | 1 Comment

The Ferguson Zomnado, Coming Soon!

Nobody Reports:

Here in Zombie St. Louis land—our brave and courageous government is getting ready for the Ferguson Zombie attack. People are boarding up their windows, stocking up on food and candles, getting ready. It’s going to be a regular Zomnado we are being told. Homeland security has sent trucks, bazooka’s, gas masks, and the Governor has already declared a national emergency, and nothing has happened yet.

Really? Can’t we all just get along? Is this really necessary?

Everybody is getting ready for the big announcement that Officer Wilson was…just doing his job. Don’t worry, our “President” is right on this.White House

President Obama met with Ferguson protest leaders on November 5th, the day after the midterm elections. The meeting was not on his daily schedule. He was concerned that the protesters “stay on course.”

Stay on course? What course? The looting and burning one?

Obama’s little Ferguson army is coming to the big screen soon, and since most of these “Justice for Michael Brown” are looking for direction, Obama’s friends and community organizer’s have been busy, making posters, posting Youtube videos, and most important of all: Giving them a HIT list of places to attack—-

  • Robert McCulloch’s office
  • St. Louis County Justice Center
  • Stephanie Karr’s office
  • Olin Corporation Headquarters
  • Judge Maura McShane’s courtroom
  • St. Louis County Police Department
  • Governor Nixon’s Office (Wainwright Building)
  • Clayton School District Office
  • Department of Justice
  • Dean Plocher’s office
  • Ronald Brockmeyer’s office
  • Dan Boyle’s office
  • Thomas Flach’s office
  • Regal III Market
  • Canfield Green Apartments
  • Ferguson Police Department & Jail
  • West Florissant Quick Trip
  • Missouri Botanical Gradens
  • Powell Symphony Hall
  • Monsanto Headquarters
  • Peabody Energy Headquarters
  • Anheuser-Busch Headquarters
  • Emerson Electric Headquarters
  • Steve Stenger’s lawfirm
  • St. Louis Art Museum
  • Gateway Arch
  • Peabody Opera House
  • Ritz Carlton
  • Lambert International Airport
  • Mayor Slay
  • Boeing
  • St. Louis City Police Department
  • St. Louis Galleria
  • Plaza Frontenac
  • Six Stars Market
  • Colonel Jon Belmar
  • Senator Roy Blunt
  • Senator Claire McCaskill
  • St. Louis City Justice Center
  • St. Ann Police Department & Jail
  • Clayton City Hall
  • GCI Security, Inc.
  • St. Louis County Council
  • Clayton Police Department & Jail
  • Ferguson City Hall
  • Lacy Clay’s Office
  • Donors
  • Husch Blackwell LLP
  • Martin Insurance Group LLC
  • Stone, Leyton & Gershman
  • University Square Company
  • Stone & Alter Real Estate
  • Carey & Danis LLC
  • The Law Firm of Thomas C Antoniou LLC
  • Hammond & Shinners Law Firm
  • Collinsville Acquisitions Inc
  • Thompson Coburn
  • Commercial Bank
  • Sanctuaries
  • Greater St. Mark Family Church
  • Veterans for Peace Office
  • St. John’s Episcopal Church
  • Hospitals
  • St. Louis University Hospital
  • SSM Cardinal Glennon Children’s Medical Center
  • SSM St. Mary’s Health Center
  • Barnes Jewish Hospital
  • St. Alexius Hospital
  • Kindred Hospital
  • Southwest Medical Center

Interesting, don’t you think? Protesting hospitals? Churches? Veterans for Peace? And …the Arch? What did the Arch ever do to Ferguson? And Missouri Botanical Gardens? What are they going to do….block the entrance to the Climatron? Hit the people with wilted rose petals?

They already burned down the West Florissant Quick Trip. but once is just not enough.  They SAY they might wait to start their Zombie Tornado riots until after Thanksgiving, but just think if they announced it on Black Friday. 🙂Homland tanks

I hope they are not that stupid: Michael Brown protesters would be NO match for early bird shoppers. Those people will send those protestors to the city hospital, where they can protest in their hospital bed.

Maybe that’s the plan. I HOPE so. I will be sitting here with my popcorn and soda in anticipation of the match: Zombies of Ferguson VS Zombies of Wal-Mart. It doesn’t get any better than that.

The Zombie apocalypse is about to start: Thanks to you Homeland Security, and your Zombie training… we are READY.

Go get em’ Wal-Mart Shoppers!

November 17, 2014 Posted by | black violence, Uncategorized | , , | Leave a comment

   

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