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Obama to Iran: If you LIKE your Nuclear Program, You can KEEP your Nuclear Program—NO PERIOD!

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The BIG unknown question of this historical day was brought up by ‘President’ Obama, who said he did not even watch Netanyahu’s speech to Congress today, and his question was: Well, he didn’t say what he would do about Iran, nothing new here. Where was Netanyahu’s solution?

Evidently, you have to wonder if Obama was reading old Hillary state department emails by mistake, because the REST of us heard the plan: Don’t do this deal with Iran, because you will be giving them the capacity to develop nukes, which put the whole world in danger. AND Israel will protect itself from its own extinction.

That’s a plan if I ever heard one. By the way, what’s Obama’s plan? Is he going to send Beyoncé to sing to the Jihadist?Nancy Pelosi hand

While the world stood in awe at finally seeing a real leader come to America to try to educate us as to what was happening, all the time WISHING that we had a President like that, we also watched Nancy Pelosi –who was sitting there listening to Bibi, and she had tears in her eyes.

TEARS. Not of joy like the rest of us upon hearing a man who finally speaks the truth, but she was upset that a Jew could insult her so badly. Her ridiculous and obnoxious behavior alone brought more than tears to the rest of the world knowing how dangerously close we are to repeating history.

Yes, –on the floor of Congress today, Nancy Pelosi, the butcher of our American Healthcare system, was brought to tears by a descendant of Moses.

It was one of the highlights of the day.

Nobody Knows how ridiculous Obama looked today to the rest of the world, but on a scale from 1 to 10, I’d say about 200.

And speaking of scales…Hillary is getting heavier, have you noticed? Stress?Hillary joke

Nobody has known just how much FURTHER the corruption of the Clintons can go….but we found out today that Hillary had no intention whatsoever of getting caught pilfering the American taxpayers and other countries out of money for herself, because she made sure her emails couldn’t be found when she was Secretary of State.

First Clinton rule: Do NOT leave a paper trail, or any other kind of trail.

That’s illegal of course, but remember, Hillary is an old pro at shredding evidence. She’s almost made a career of it. Just ask Vince Foster….wait. We can’t. He’s dead. And Hillary cleaned out his trash can a few minutes after he committed, “suicide.” Nobody Knows WHY she did that, because she never told us.

Will Hillary get prosecuted for breaking the law like General Petraeus did today? After all, all he did was show some stuff to his lover. Hillary on the other hand, was committing high crimes for opening her private emails to hackers…which is how we all found out about it.

A famous hacker, hacked her emails. Ha ha ha!Hillary and cell phone

Will this scandal stop her from running for President?

Nobody Knows. But if you take a bet, you can bet that it will mean Hillary will just say, “Hey! I turned them all in!” end of story.

And speaking of end of story,

Remember when Obama said, “If you like your doctor, you can KEEP your doctor…PERIOD!”

I believe Susan Rice said something to that order recently about Obama’s relationship with Israel. America will always stand with Israel PERIOD!

Warning: Whenever they end their statements with the word PERIOD—-Then you know, it’s a lie.

And that’s why, Obama will never end this statement with a period:

If you like your nuclear program, you can KEEP your nuclear program. NO PERIOD.

Obama doesn’t have to say that to Iran…it’s all in the power of his little pen and phone.

In the meantime, NOBODY KNOWS how these people came to live in America, but I’d say they are the real reason, Netanyahu is needed now, more than ever. Nobody Knows how they got this stupid, but Nobody can make a bet, they all live in Nancy Pelosi’s district of San Diego!

Enjoy! There will be no periods.

(On a tip from Moonbattery)

March 3, 2015 Posted by | Barack Obama, humor, Uncategorized | , , , | Leave a comment

Nobody’s Pefect: Nancy Pelosi VS Buddy The Dog

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This week, hands down, the biggest blooper besides Jonathan Gruber’s biggest hits on Youtube, was the recently demoted Nancy Pelosi, trying to say she didn’t remember ANY guy named Jonathan Gruber, had never heard of him, and he never had a hand in ObamaCare.

And then—THIS appeared:

Notice, none of the things about Obamacare that Nancy and her Gruber had promised actually happened, it was all lies. It was obvious to most everyone that someone was going to get screwed on the deal…and we all thought they knew it. And now we know— they did.

But, Nancy wasn’t alone in the “Oops, I shouldn’t have done that.” department.

There was Buddy the dog….who got his head…stuck in a cat house:  buddy

A Golden Retriever was rescued by Suffolk County Police officers Friday morning after he got his head wedged in a cat house in Medford.

Officers Stephen Lukas, Martin Gill and Sgt Kit Gabrielsen responded to the backyard of 212 Holland Ave. at 11:10 a.m. after a woman reported that her dog, Buddy, was stuck in the cat house.

The officers used crow bars and a hammer to dismantle the cat house and free the pesky pooch.

Poor Buddy.

So, who wins the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week?

Is it Nancy Pelosi, who blatantly lied out her four eyeballs to the American public when Jonathan Gruber told the whole world how stupid everyone was to fall for Obamacare? After all…Nancy is a congresswoman, paid to ‘serve’ us–sworn to protect and defend the Constitution, and the people, and she was taking part in the biggest scam ever foisted upon its people.

(Okay, so…there IS the Warren Report, but people so far have not died from the lack of truth about who killed JFK.)

Or was it Buddy the Golden Retriever who stuck his head in a hole he couldn’t get out of?

You knew?

NANCY! Congratulations MS Pelosi! You win the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week, for not remembering that you are always being videotaped.

You don’t deserve to even OWN a fine dog like Buddy, who no doubt, just wanted to play with the cat.

Yes, Nancy, you are such a turkey that forever more, I will remember you…spinning so many lies, you FINALLY fell down. (Just like this turkey.)

I suggest you stay away from the microphones from now on: You’re making us all dizzy. In fact, in the words of my old Seebee Navy Father:

You are ONE dizzy broad.


November 17, 2014 Posted by | Nancy Pelosi, Obamacare, Uncategorized | , | 1 Comment

Nobody Knows If We Are At War……Let’s ask ISIS.

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It’s another week of total confusion: First—we are going to war, then, no, we are only doing counter terrorists strikes. Then Obama says it’s a war, but no boots on the ground, then maybe boots on the ground.

Well look: This about sums it up: (confusion starts at 3.52)

Obama can’t be seen going to war, and Glenn Beck says this is all about going to war in Syria, but then, elections are coming up in two months, so what can Obama do to make it look to the voters that he’s not dragging us back to war?

He can SAVE Africa!

Yes, speaking of Africa, it seems West Africa, according to Obama, doesn’t have a very good health care system (They can have ours.)eboula

WASHINGTON — Under pressure to do more to confront the Ebola outbreak sweeping across West Africa, President Obama on Tuesday is to announce an expansion of military and medical resources to combat the spread of the deadly virus, administration officials said.

The president will go beyond the 25-bed portable hospital that Pentagon officials said they would establish in Liberia, one of the three West African countries ravaged by the disease, officials said. Mr. Obama will offer help to President Ellen Johnson Sirleaf of Liberia in the construction of as many as 17 Ebola treatment centers in the region, with about 1,700 treatment beds

The American government will also provide 400,000 Ebola home health and treatment kits to Liberia, as well as tens of thousands of kits intended to test whether people have the disease That is worrisome, Dr. Osterholm said, because it is difficult to care for Ebola patients without becoming infected, and there is no proof that the kits will work. “We are going to endanger family members more by providing the kits,” he said.

AMAZING! Obama can send help half way around the world, set up the most efficient healthcare system seen anywhere on the earth, in fact, put our own men and women in harm’s way of death just to treat the people of Africa, (sending loaded guns just in case that virus comes at them with a deadly sword)  but he can’t send more troops to Iraq to save people from getting their heads cut off.

Not to mention, did our dying veterans in THIS country get the help they were promised?

Nobody Knows…

And speaking of something that Nobody knows about: Will Scotland claim her independence this week? There are yeas and nays on both sides aren’t there?scotland inde

On the one hand, if Scotland leaves, Britain will be downsized, and Sean Connery will no longer be welcomed by the Queen. Somehow, I bet the vote comes down to just a few votes, in the Queen’s favor. You can’t tell me the rich in Scotland will sit by and let this happen. There are CASTLES at stake maaaan!

I suppose Scotland leaving England would be much like California leaving the United States. Personally, I like my mother’s idea. (Bless here soul: may she be NOT watching TV in heaven) Give California and New York to the liberals, let them break off from the rest of the country….we’d have the food basket. If California wanted our soybeans and corn, we could trade for some of their fruit. We could give Chicago back to the Indians.

I’m ready for a change. And speaking of change—

George Clooney move over: Leonardo Dicrapio has joined the global stage of climate change:Leonardo di

Leonardo DiCaprio has been tapped by the United Nations to be honored with the title of Messenger of Peace. This is what he said:

“It’s an honor to accept the role of U.N. Messenger of Peace on Climate Change and to support the Secretary General in his efforts to address one of the most important issues we face as a global community,” said DiCaprio in a statement.”   ( and put the money in my Cayman account) Nancy P. crazy

“I feel a moral obligation to speak out at this key moment in human history — it is a moment for action. How we respond to the climate crisis in the coming years will likely determine the fate of humanity and our planet.”

Wait! The fate of humanity? LEO..that’s Nancy Pelosi’s line!  Nancy Pelosi said the fate of humanity depends on whether the democrats can hold the Senate!

What is Leonardo is going to do if the republicans take control of the Senate? Will he be peaceful?

Will he be full of peace and love and all good things? Is he going to tell us not to eat meat on Mondays? Will he get his picture taken with Nancy riding down Wall Street in the back of her limo?

Nobody Knows.

But, that’s not the biggest question of the week. The BIGGEST question on my mind was WHO put the horns on Obama’s photo-op out of the White House last week, while he was announcing sending ‘advisors’ to Iraq?Obama with horns

Was it a liberal camera man who was secretly mad about it?

OR…is Obama claiming his REAL throne?

And will he be at the Satan Fest next week?

Nobody knows…but we do know one thing…he’s there in spirit.

And so, dear readers, we end another week of complete ignorance to which I can always say:

Seize the ignorant per diem!

I will go forever onward in my own nobody way, with only one thought in mind:

“You will have to take that hamburger out of my cold, dead, hands, Leo.

Stick to making movies about scumbags.”

September 16, 2014 Posted by | Barack Obama, Uncategorized, War | , , , , | Leave a comment

The Delusions of the Pathatic Pelosi

Nobody Cares

If you want a good laugh today, check out what Nancy Pelosi just said: (video here)

Pelosi reminded reporters that it was the National Conference of Catholic Bishops that used the baby Jesus analogy. She then suggested that if Moses hadn’t have been accepted by the Egyptians, then there wouldn’t be the Ten Commandments.

“You could even speak about, if it’s your tradition, Moses,” she said. “What would we do if Moses had not been accepted by the pharaoh’s family? We wouldn’t have the Ten Commandments for starters.”

The “Baby Jesus was a refugee” didn’t convince anybody, so Nancy keeps going. Does she even know that MOSES was a slave? So, if it was good enough for the Pharaoh who needed slave labor to build his pyramids in Egypt to accept Moses’ family, by Nancy’s reasoning, the political Pharaohs in D.C. should accept this mass slave labor invasion because— why?

Someday they will write the NEXT religion with the NEXT Ten commandments? Like Commandment No One: Thou Shalt feed us forever?

Can she get any more wacko? Obviously, she wants that immigration money for the next elections.

Nancy…get a grip. Tell the truth. If Baby Jesus OR Moses had come into your district, they would have been aborted.

Nobody Cares about Nancy’s delusions anymore, if you read the comments on the blogs….which is also another good laugh.



July 25, 2014 Posted by | imigration, Uncategorized | , | 2 Comments

A REAL Pope of God Would Ex-communicate Nancy Pelosi

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Nobody Cares that O.J. Simpson got caught stealing oatmeal cookies while serving his sentence for armed robbery, but finally—-, SOMEBODY in the Catholic church cared that Nancy Pelosi should be denied Communion, for being such a ‘sinner.’  Nobody Thinks that she should be excommunicated from the Catholic church, but that’s me.N. pelosiCardinal Raymond

Yes, the good Cardinal Burke (who was from St. Louis) has reprimanded Nancy’s hypocrisy, being as she is one of the biggest proponents of abortion in the country.

 Because of her longstanding support for abortion, House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.), a Catholic, must be denied Communion under the law of the Catholic Church, said Cardinal Raymond Burke, head of the highest court at the Vatican.

Cardinal Burke referenced his remarks about Pelosi to Canon Law–the law  governing the Catholic Church–and specifically Canon 915, which says those Catholics who obstinately persevere “in manifest grave sin are not to be admitted to Holy Communion.”

When asked about her continuing stance on abortion, which is against all that Catholics believe she says this:I want you

As a practicing and respectful Catholic, this is sacred ground to me when we talk about this. I don’t think it should have anything to do with politics, and that’s where you’re taking it and I’m not going there.”

Typical. When a liberal doesn’t want to answer a question: they just don’t.

Nobody Cares in the democratic party that Nancy is a hypocrite. She helped passed Obamacare which in fact, will kill provide more abortions because everyone is going to be required to pay for them. But it’s about time the Catholic church cleaned up its act.

Now…Mr. Pope, the balls in your court. You welcomed Joe Biden and Nancy to your coming out party…are you going to start standing for the Catholic Church’s dogma?Kerry and Catholics

Or are you just going to send out your cardinals to do your dirty work?

So far…Nobody is quite sure WHAT you believe. Go ahead and show us your really God’s messenger: excommunicate Nancy.

Otherwise, you are just another puppet for the rich.Nancy Pelosi

September 27, 2013 Posted by | Catholic Church, Catholics, Nancy Pelosi, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

Nobody’s Email: A Letter to Nancy…

Nobody Gets Email

I love it when the “nobodies” of the world tell our ‘elected’ officials what they really think, and I love it when somebody actually gets it on the web.

Dennis Guthrie

(Thanks to Tom Beebe)


Dear Ms. Pelosi:

I write to you out of utter disdain! You are as despicable and un-American as the traitor Jane Fonda.

I am a soon to be 65 year-old who has voted in every state and local election since 1966. I have voted for both Republicans and Democrats alike. I have worked on campaigns for both Republicans and Democrats, white and black. I served the country that I love in Vietnam , as my son did in the Middle East . I was awarded two bronze stars. I have been involved in politics since age 6 when my father was campaign manager for a truly great American Congressman, Charles Raper Jonas, who worked for his constituents and his country, and was to be admired, unlike you.

You obviously haven’t read the Constitution recently, if ever, the Federalist Papers, or even David McCulloughs book on John Adams. You ought to take the time while riding around in your government provided luxury executive jet to do just that. You represent Socialistic and even Marxist principals that our founding fathers tried to avoid when setting out the capitalistic republican form of government represented by our Constitution.

I find it interesting that you and your husband are multi-millionaires with much of your fortune being made as a result of your public service. You have controlled legislation that has enhanced your husbands investments both on and off shore. At the same time you redistributed the wealth of others. Our system of a free market economy is being destroyed by the likes of you, Harry Reid, and now our President. You ride around in a Gulfstream airplane at the tax payers expense while criticizing the presidents of companies who produced something for the economy. You add nothing to the economy of the United States ; you only subtract therefrom.

I would like to suggest that you return to the city of fruitcakes and nuts and eat your husbands’ canned tuna and pineapple produced by illegal immigrants and by workers who have been excluded from the protection that 90% of the legal workers in the United States have.Obama and nancy

I await your defeat in the next election with glee…

Don’t ever use the term un-American again for protesters who love this country and are exercising their rights upon which this country was founded. By the way, while I served in the Army, I was spit on by the same type of lunatics who support you and who you probably supported in the 60s and 70s. You are an embarrassment to all of us who served so that you would have the protected right of free speech to call us un-American. But at the same time, I have the right to write you to notify you that I consider you to be un-American, as do the majority of the people of this formerly great country. You are a true
disgrace to most of the people who served this country by offering themselves for public service in the United States Congress.

I feel certain your aides will not share this letter with you, but I intend to share it with many..

Sincerely, Dennis L. Guthrie.


(Nobody Notes: Picture of Obama and Nancy was my idea, but something tells me Mr. Guthrie would not hold it against me.)

March 23, 2013 Posted by | Nancy Pelosi, Uncategorized | , , | Leave a comment

Nobody’s Email: A Fine Joke to Tell At the Pub on St. Patty’s Day!

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Ah…it’s a wee bit o’ Irish luck I had to day, to geet a feeen joke about that blarney of a tooter, Nancy Pelosi on St. Patty’s Day! Remember lads and lasses to drive carefully on this lovely Irish spring of a day, and drink a toast to al’ de nobodies in the world, and be sure and tel ya local libby this heree joke for to tell at da pub!kris 67

(Thanks to Tom Beebe)

Clever Catholics-St. Nancy Pelosi!

Last Saturday afternoon, in Washington, D.C, an aide to the former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi visited the Bishop of the Catholic cathedral in D.C. He told the Cardinal that Nancy Pelosi would be attending the next day’s Mass, and he asked if the Cardinal would kindly point out Pelosi to the congregation and say a few words that would include calling Pelosi a saint.

The Cardinal replied, “No. I don’t really like the woman, and there are issues of conflict with the Catholic Church over certain of Pelosi’s views.”

Pelosi’s aide then said, “Look, I’ll write a check here and now for a donation of $100,000 to your church if you’ll just tell the congregation you see Pelosi as a saint.”

The Cardinal thought about it and said, “Well the church can use the money, so I’ll work your request into tomorrow’s sermon.”St. Patty's Day

As Pelosi’s aide promised, Nancy Pelosi appeared for the Sunday worship and seated herself prominently at the forward left side of the center aisle. As promised, at the start of his sermon, the Cardinal pointed out that Nancy Pelosi was present. The Cardinal went on to explain to the congregation,

“While Nancy Pelosi’s presence is probably an honor to some: the woman is not numbered among my personal favorite personages. Some of her most egregious views are contrary to the tenets of the Church and she tends to flip- flop on many issues. Nancy Pelosi is a petty, self -absorbed hypocrite, a thumb sucker, and a nit- wit. Nancy Pelosi is also a serial liar, a cheat, and a thief. I must say, Nancy Pelosi is the worst example of a Catholic I have ever personally witnessed. She married for money and is using he wealth to lie to the American people.  She also has a reputation for shirking her Representative obligations both in Washington, and in California. The woman is simply not to be trusted.”

The Cardinal concluded, “But, when compared with President Obama, Nancy Pelosi is a saint.”

March 16, 2013 Posted by | humor, Uncategorized | , | 1 Comment

Nobody’s Fool: Corporal Joshua Boston

Nobody’s Fool

This week Nobody takes notice of the ‘perfect’ letter. This was written by Marine Corporal Joshua Boston.

BRAVO! It makes an American heart feel good, especially after watching comrade Nancy Pelosi today, giving her big speech on the floor of the house,  go on and on about “protecting the people.”…liar that she is.

It’s men like this Marine that should be running our country.Marine letter

Enjoy…it really IS perfect.


Senator Dianne Feinstein,

I will not register my weapons should this bill be passed, as I do not believe it is the government’s right to know what I own. Nor do I think it prudent to tell you what I own so that it may be taken from me by a group of people who enjoy armed protection yet decry me having the same a crime. You ma’am have overstepped a line that is not your domain. I am a Marine Corps Veteran of 8 years, and I will not have some woman who proclaims the evil of an inanimate object, yet carries one, tell me I may not have one.

I am not your subject. I am the man who keeps you free. I am not your servant. I am the person whom you serve. I am not your peasant. I am the flesh and blood of America.

I am the man who fought for my country. I am the man who learned. I am an American. You will not tell me that I must register my semi-automatic AR-15 because of the actions of some evil man.

I will not be disarmed to suit the fear that has been established by the media and your misinformation campaign against the American public.

We, the people, deserve better than you.

Respectfully Submitted,
Joshua Boston
United States Marine Corps

January 3, 2013 Posted by | American Culture, American History, American Soldiers, Gun Control, Uncategorized | , , , , | Leave a comment

Nancy Pelosi Forgets…Her BIG Gavel.

Nobody’s Perfect

Remember, in my last post I was talking about the people who just NEVER seem to go away? Well…Nancy Pelosi makes another great “gaff” in the history of stupid poltical statements.

Really, she’s has GOT to stop spending weekends with Joe.

Someone suggested that humans are just too ignorant to control anything…in the end, it’s who you know I guess, and if you know the right person, then you get the job. So, Nobody Asks: Was it just a random fluke that Nancy Pelosi is STILL in the Congress and is now surrounding herself with a bunch of …dimwitted ninny’s to run the country? Were these women voted in?

Did a nation of ninny’s vote in a rather clueless woman leader in Australia?

What’s with all these women? The worst of this video was cut out. Everyone is laughing at the fact that Nancy, in her own mind, STILL believes that she is the leader of the house, and after the REAL leader of the house making the comment that the tea party is dead, ( GOP John Beohner) I think she is right. But..then watch…Nancy giggles like a little girl…and comes out of it with the ‘unity’ nonsense.

It’s what she said BEFORE that little giggle that was annoying.

  • Pelosi touted the diversity of the new caucus, which grew to nearly 200 Democrats after last Tuesday’s election, boasting that it was the first caucus “in the history of civilized government to have a majority of women and minorities.” The party caucus in 2013, she said, would have 61 women, 26 Hispanics, 11 Asians, and five gay, one bisexual and 43 black members.
  • “With these new members, the tea party starts to roll back and problem-solving starts to move forward,” Israel said. “And that’s what this election was all about.”

Nobody Thinks that this ‘majority of women and minorities” is a direct hint at the ‘diversity’ bar that you…dirty, corrupt, white, and conservative man and woman, have to take heed to. Be forewarned: You may be the majority in numbers…but you are not represented anymore. They…don’t…like you.

Like the REAL gavel holder John Boehner, Nancy thinks the tea party is …gone. Somewhere in the halls of one of her many estates is the gavel she carried up the steps of Congress in order to bully the “tea party” people into accepting Obamacare.

The tea party is just another name for Americans who do not want the country to change into some kind of fascist dictatorship.

Nobody Wonders Why…Why are all these women ‘placed’ in power? And WHY is it again, that a bunch of people who come from so many different languages and cultures and can now rule a country, is a good thing?

I have my own Nobody Opinion, but I’d like to hear yours.

November 14, 2012 Posted by | American Culture, American History, computers, democrats, Uncategorized | , , , , , | 2 Comments

All the June Moon Loonies

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It’s a full June moon, so I think it’s safe to say that right now, all over Britain, millions of happy campers are trying to remember where they were last night, after celebrating that wonderful day: The Queen’s 60 years on the British throne. A nation was joyfully all over itself with pomp and glory and flags and fun times, and everyone painting themselves up in the Union Jack.

It does a heart good to see a nation celebrating itself. As least that’s how this Nobody is looking at it. Over here in America, our last few July 4th’s, which is when we celebrate our country, has left me more than once, a bit teary-eyed with apprehension. The words come into my mind around the third piccolo solo — “Are we going to make it another decade?” When you have a President who brought us the biggest “change” the country has ever known..for the worst, you do wonder: a man who has divided us all: a man who has knocked America down at every chance he could find–it makes me envy the British people tonight. We could use some of that nationalistic spirit over here.

But…Obama’s administration has made it clear…We as a nation are not suppose to celebrate ourselves…Oh no. We are the horrid America.

Obama is on a downward spiral…but keeping a his stiff upper chin, with daily lies that keep popping out of his lips like an open popcorn popper with it’s lid off. The lies only get more unbelievable.

Peter Ferrara over at Townhouse reminds us:

Yes, we heard all week how Obama has “grown” the economy. Moreover, before Obama there had never been a deficit anywhere near $1 trillion. The highest previously was $458 billion, or less than half a trillion, in 2008. The federal deficit for the last budget adopted by a Republican-controlled Congress was $161 billion. But the budget deficits for Obama’s four years were reported in Obama’s own 2013 budget as $1.413 trillion for 2009, $1.293 trillion for 2010, $1.3 trillion for 2011, and $1.327 trillion for 2012, four years in a row of deficits of $1.3 trillion or more. This is why Rep. Jeb Hensarling (R-TX) told Obama to his face that the annual deficits under the Republicans have become the monthly deficits under the Democrats.

President Obama’s own budget released in February shows that as a result federal debt held by the public will double during Obama’s four years as President. That means in just one term President Obama has increased the national debt as much as all prior Presidents, from George Washington to George Bush, combined.

Not that anyone is talking about it. Obama, when the time comes, will blame the bad economy on–the fall of Europe, the price of oil, Bain Capital, the Birthers, the Tea Party, wild fires in New Mexico, George W. Bush, dead moon bats in Mississippi, Cheney, George Washington, the ebola virus, Karl Rove, shifting ice poles, the fact that he is “black” and there are too many racists, too many babies being born in Alabama in April, and earthquakes that haven’t even happen yet. In fact, add the whole world and everything that happens in it to that list…he won’t mind.

He is NEVER to blame.  

Obama will blame the “rich” for the collapse of everything, and we expect that from a Marxist, but do we expect that from the Pope? Someone should check that incense in the Vatican, because he said this:

Families from rich countries could sponsor families from poor ones, Pope Benedict XVI suggested Saturday at a gathering of around 350,000 people at a park just north of Milan.

What? That “could” is a bit nebulous.  I’ll be %&$*# if I’m going to be forced to “sponsor” some family in some other country…and I won’t be the only American refusing that “role.” Our own government gives billions and billions, and if you add it all up, trillions and gazillions…to “poor” nations.

A lot of good it did them.

You know, we don’t need the biggest Christian church on the planet acting like Jesus’ real name is Karl Marx . We get enough of that nonsense from Obama.  I’ve made fun of the Pope before, right now…I’d better keep my mouth shut.

But he is not the only one that is going moony loony…

Science fiction author  Elizabeth Moon last week rekindled the debate on whether it’s a good idea to “barcode” infants at birth in an interview on a BBC radio program.

“I would insist on every individual having a unique ID permanently attached — a barcode if you will — an implanted chip to provide an easy, fast inexpensive way to identify individuals,” she said on The Forum, a weekly show that features “a global thinking” discussing a “radical, inspiring or controversial idea” for 60 seconds .

Great. Barcode us. Tell me, are they going to let people who DON’T have a barcode vote? What are we? Sunday Chicken? Baked potatoes? Dollar store tennis shoes?

Are they going to put a price on us too?

Maybe that’s what Eric Holder would prefer..because he is trying to shut down any attempt in Florida to make people show an identification at the voting booths.

Since millions of black Americans — like millions of white Americans — are confronted with demands for photo identification at airports, banks, and innumerable other institutions, it is a little much to claim that requiring the same thing to vote is denying the right to vote. But Holder’s chutzpah is up to the task— says Thomas Sowell

Good points from Sowell, but “chutzpah” is rather a nice way to put it.

And here’s another full moon comment from a half-wit moon:  Nancy Pelosi says she wants Hillary to be President in 2016.

“Why wouldn’t she run? She’s a magnificent secretary of state,” Pelosi said when asked about Clinton’s prospects in 2016. “She’s our shot” that year, Pelosi said.

Nobody Thinks that’s like admitting that she and Hillary expect Obama to lose. Either that, or Nancy was having dinner last week at the Bilderberg meeting, and was told to “put out the word now.”  

The Queen, I can handle. But the thought of Hillary as President, and Julia still in Australia, is really too much. It would be torture. It would be like the world was in full moon barcode. Wait, I’m being tortured by Obama right this minute.
Okay, I’ve talked myself into another nightmare…I need to go outside and take another look at that moon, and remind myself’s a good thing. Nobody meant to go abashing the moon loonies. (And if you believe that, it must be raining where you are.)
Next blog..I’ll lighten up.  I promise.

Blame it on the moon.


June 4, 2012 Posted by | Australia, Barack Obama, Bilderberg, British, Hillary Clinton | , , , , , , , | 1 Comment

Where’s MY GSA Birthday Present?

Nobody’s Perfect–

When it comes to our ‘public servants’ spending taxpayers money, very few can resist, and when it comes to getting their hands on taxpayers cash, it seems our public servants just can’t help themselves. They’ve got to spend it on parties and vacations, and celebrate all their birthdays!   

When Nancy Pelosi wanted her own private jet to take her back and forth from Washington D.C., to California, every week, stocked with a full liquor cabinet and chocolate covered strawberries, she got it.

When Leon Panetta wanted to go back to his walnut farm in California every weekend, he costs the taxpayers around $860,000, due to his special needs for a big plane. He said he needed to get back to his walnut farm because it’s important “just to get your mind straight and your perspective straight.”  He got it.

(What? There are no walnuts in D.C.? )

When the Secret Service had to order up 21 prostitutes for their party in Cartagena, Columbia….they got it. After all, they are probably tired of watching the “President” and his family getting to have all that fun all over the world. Maybe they figured it was their turn to relax.

When the GSA was found making a video about their expensive trip to Las Vegas…they got…brought before Congress. What?

“WASHINGTON (AP) — General Services Administration witnesses came under sharp criticism from Congress for a second day on Tuesday, as lawmakers expressed outrage over junkets, bonuses and parties paid for by taxpayers. Questioning ranged beyond the $823,000 paid for a Las Vegas conference in October 2010, to a culture of the nation’s government real estate agency playing fast and loose with taxpayer money.

Family members often were taken along, and in an email exchange between GSA regional executive Jeffrey Neely and his wife last November, they wrote of a planned trip turning into a birthday celebration. The 17-day trip took place last February to Hawaii, Guam and Saipan. Neely – who was placed on administrative leave – wrote his wife:”Rough schedule per our conversation. Guess this’ll be your birthday present?”

Nobody Wants to know: Where’s MY birthday present?  

Why is the GSA being singled out? Obama and his wife have wasted more of the taxpayer’s money on their own personal pleasure than any past President in American’s history. Aren’t they “public servants”? They even went so far as to give their dog his own private jet. Michelle likes to take her own vacations. …on her own personal plane. With 27 people just to dress her.

Can you think of any two public servants who waste more?

Now, we remember Hillary going to Africa with Chelsea, and Laura Bush made a few trips of her own, but is this all really necessary? What are we paying the ambassadors for? 

It’s gotta be good to be a ‘public servant’ these days. If anyone cared to check into the many “vacations” held in Las Vegas and Hawaii for the Post Office employees, or state employees, or for that matter, any bureaucracy in the overstuffed turkey called our government, you would find billions of  dollars wasted on parties and vacations,( and big expensive offices) all paid by the taxpayer, many of whom can only dream of going to Hawaii.

This is nothing new. What is new is that Congress is looking into it.

Like good politicians, they had to pretend they are mad, because—

                                             IT’S AN ELECTION YEAR!

Even Obama, the one who parties harder than anyone, had to come out and say he would be angry if it was found out his Secret Service had not paid the prostitutes in Columbia. (Did I get that right?)

And Nobody believes that Obama is mad. Obama believes, like most “government servants,” no matter what the cost, they all feel they deserve to party on the taxpayer’s money, because it’s a once in a lifetime piggy bank of free cash that they (and he) would feel stupid not to take advantage of. 

 Is it any wonder they all like to brag about it?  

The only solution for the nobodies working hard while the govenment employees celebrate their birthdays with thousand dollar lush vacations is: Everybody stop paying taxes.

(Okay, I have no clue)

April 17, 2012 Posted by | Barack Obama, corruption, Uncategorized | , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Sandra Fluke: On Her Way to Replace The Original Fluke Nancy Pelosi…

Nobody Wonders

Nobody Wants You to Remember the name: Sandra Fluke. Sandra is a law student of that great incubator of future politicians in Washington D.C. called Georgetown. It’s where the once unknown poor, poverty-stricken boy from Arkansas, was put on track to one day be a superstar of the Democratic party. Yes, it was at Georgetown that Bill Clinton became a page for very prominent  democratic senators and where he “opened” confidential messages he was delivering on the hill to discover the secrets to report to his masters. He is now a 33rd degree Mason. This Fluke was handpicked, as sure as the last fluke was…to be an upcoming star in the future NEW WORLD of political liars, which is ten times better than the OLD WORLD group of liars thanks to universities like Georgetown.

Listen to that whiney voice. First off…she claims that contraceptives cost a student $3,000 dollars. What a bunch of crock. Even if they cost $100 dollars a month (which they don’t) more like $30 dollars at your local D.C. Planned Parenthood, I think she’d be better off blaming Georgetown University for the high cost of its overpriced faculty for her big sob story. So, go to a cheaper school Sandra. Better yet, get rid of your cellphone Sandra..or how about this: Try asking the guy to use a rubber, or else…no sex. Can’t control yourself? Just HAVE to have sex? If you can’t control your sexual adventures knowing that you might get pregnant, and condemn your liberal mind to years of heartache and torture, then no amount of Georgetown high education is going to make you any brighter. But what it can do, as we are witnessing, is make you an expert at lying.

In the video below, (Notice they did let her give her sob story to Congress) poor MS Sandra CARES about all her fellow women sufferers. Why…(let’s not forget that Mom and Dad can now put poor little Sandra on their health insurance till she’s 26) she claims all college students have no insurance. (Wait…didn’t Obama promise health care for everyone? )

One woman, who cannot ‘afford’ the pills will have countless seizures, says MS Fluke.  Think about how absurd this is. All she needs to do is get bio-identical hormones from a doctor….and trust me–they will cost a lot more than birth control pills. But any doctor would prescribe her hormonal pills for her seizures or better yet…give her pills to CONTROL her seizure. Wonders never cease—they do not teach modern medical advances at Georgetown University.

This is right up the Pelosi driveway: I’m a woman and I deserve to have free everything.

And to make the video even more laughable, she claims that the “pill” has freed women to have careers. If not for the “pill” no woman could even enter the work force. Rockefeller would have to hire more men, at a higher price.

Gee…my mother never had the “pill” and she ran her own printing company with 30 employees for over 40 years. She didn’t die. She didn’t suffer. Should we tell Sandra that she is being misleading about this?


Sandra’s main concern, as is the talking point of the whole democratic party, is that: Oh my…women’s HEALTH is at issue? They say it like all women are going to die of  cancer. And that’s why you can no longer get screening for breast cancer. Liberals have decided that getting pregnant is now much more fatal to a woman’s health.

Is it? Or is it men’s? Condoms can be bought at any drugstore.  Yeah, those feminists sure bought women into the 21st century. Now you have a RIGHT to fornicate four times a day while you’re at college, and a RIGHT to do it without bothering to ask any man to be responsible because…why should he? It’s YOUR body!

Obama wants complete control over everyone’s bodies. What’s next? Every student needs a car? Every student needs to be supplied food? Every student needs to have money for beer? Every woman needs money for tampons? Can I get a Vowel here? And did you know that there is a movement to get rid of ALL contraceptives?

Since I didn’t go to Georgetown, I’m thinking that it MUST be a fluke. Nobody Wonders how many more Flukes are coming out of Georgetown. Maybe we should make contraceptive mandatory for that school alone. We have enough flukey lawyers already,  don’t you think?

February 29, 2012 Posted by | humor, insanity, Nonsense, Obama, Obamacare, Uncategorized | , , , , , , | 2 Comments

Mitt or Newt? Paper VS Rock

Nobody Wonders
Let’s see..We’ve made it through a zillion debates and the State of the Union according to the Magic Obama Master, and the opposition group is down to four, with two frontrunners.

We have to pick:  Who’s the worst of the two Evil Republicans who are leading the pack that Obama should debate? That was the big question of the day.

 So far, Glenn Beck is NOT for Gingrich.  Marco Rubio…is not exactly for Gingrich. Mitt (VP here?) Ann Coulter, Mitt.  The Governor of New Jersey, Chris Christie…Mitt.
Rush Limbaugh is for anybody who is not Obama. Judge Napolitano: Ron Paul— throw Oliver Stone in that and you have to wonder what happened to Mr. Stone? Has he quit drugs?

On the Gingrich side: We have Michael Reagan, who’s father Ronald Reagan, didn’t even mention in his diary according to Mitt. Fred Thompson is for Newt. And a man who makes more sense most of the time than all of the above put together: Thomas Sowell picks Newt.

He says between the two, both are not so good, but…he’s for Newt. And today, he was proven to be on the right track because if Nancy Pelosi can come out attacking Newt, then who does that make you want to vote for?

Nancy likes Mitt? Nancy…the woman who is responsible for Obama’s LIVE TO DIE Obamacare, prefers Mitt Romney.

I’d say that puts Newt in a good light. So…is this a trick?

Nancy Pelosi says that she knows for certain that Newt will not be President because she knows something so terrible that she threatens to tell the world, if they elect him as the candidate, and she WILL tell the world what it is, and he will lose. Hopefully, it’s not that he had a sexual affair with Michelle, because I think that’s about the only thing that would shock us.

So, what could Nancy know? Just the fact that she has come out and threatened the man is enough to rally a few more million to vote for him, just because it was such a lowlife thing to do.

They must really want Mitt. Do we want to give them Mitt?

How are we going to decide between the two?

Nobody Suggests the Sam and Dean method:

January 25, 2012 Posted by | political races, Uncategorized | , , , , , , | 1 Comment

The Good Greedy Rich VS The Bad Greedy Rich

Nobody’s Opinion

Let’s talk about the rich, shall we? How DO they get that way? Is it just hard work? Haven’t we been told that in America, if you work hard, you will be rewarded? If that’s the case, why is it that most of our politicians are not only rich, they are getting richer? They hardly work at all. When was the last time Nancy Pelosi invented or produced anything?

What happened here?

According to Joseph E. Stiglitz of Vanity Fair;

Virtually all U.S. Senators, and most of the House of the representatives, are members of the top 1 percent when they arrive, are kept in office by money from the top 1 percent, and know that if they serve the top 1 percent well they will be rewarded by the top 1 percent when they leave office. By and large, the key executive-branch policymakers on trade and economic policy also come from the top 1 percent. It should not make jaws drop that a tax bill cannot emerge from Congress unless big tax cuts are put in place for the wealthy. Given the power of the top 1 percent, this is the way you would expect the system to work.

So, it seems we have two sides of greed: good greed, and bad greed. How do you tell the difference? I have an easy answer: If they are plundering, not producing, they are bad.

Long ago, when mankind first came out of the sand holes of Afghanistan, the only way to get rich…was to plunder and steal, and that’s exactly what Machmud of Ghazni did. (see picture) He built an army, and plundered his way around Afghanistan. He burnt all the villages down, stole their crops, and made himself King. Then he built himself some really spectacular  palaces, and if you were really nice and he liked you, he’d  throw pearls in your mouth.


Nobody would rise up against him, because, not only was he physically huge, he built an army of 100,000 men. After plundering his own country, he then went into India and ransacked all the villages there, because India was very wealthy at the time. As history records, and Obama never quite seems to be able to figure out, the Muslims really didn’t get much out of the desert until BP showed them how.

Machmud wasn’t interested in occupying the countries he invaded, he just taxed his own country to death to pay for his plundering escapades.

I’m sure they really appreciated that.

In the city of Kanauj, India, in the year 1010,  his army murdered all the inhabitants, destroyed 10,000 temples, pocketed gold, silver and jewels and captured 55,000 slaves and 350 elephants.

The malicious act of plundering hasn’t gone away, has it? Men still love to plunder..and the politicians have made it into a work of art.  

Barack Mahmud Hussein Obama (probably a direct descendant of Machmud on his father’s side )— a man whose own Presidential reelection will cost over one billion dollars in 2012, wants to plunder the rich. After all, the poor are being taxed to fight the wars, which are now being fought, we are told, to spread “Democracy, Freedom, and McDonalds.” We are so much in debt that, as the saying goes, you can’t get ketchup out of a cotton candy, so Obama wants to go after the gold, silver and capital gains tax of the rich.

And one really big rich guy just died—Steve Jobs.

From The Rich Times:

Mrs. Jobs is likely to pay $1 Billion in estate taxes after the passing away of Steve Jobs. He had already put shares that he owned in Apple ($2.05 billion) and Disney (worth $4.74 billion) in a trust in order to avoid probate taxes. If Apple’s late co- founder left his estate to his wife, Laurene Powell Jobs, the family won’t be liable for the 35 percent estate tax until she dies or gives money to others, according to estate planners.

If Powell had decided to stick with the stock then she may even have been taxed on the 3.8 percent levy that the American government is planning on unearned gains. Under U.S. law, the trust can sell the shares and incur taxes only on the appreciation since Jobs’ death — a gain of about $338 million. If Jobs had died in 2010, when there was no estate tax, his heirs would have faced the capital gains tax on his entire investment profit if they had sold. That provision lapsed in 2011 when the estate tax was reinstated.

Nobody Knows what her readers think about this, but it seems, if a man makes a product, that is a benefit to the world, he should be able to pass his wealth on to his children. 

The politicians as we have learned are becoming billionaires in office, working with the top 1 percent, affecting laws, and getting knowledge of insider trading. They are not good greedy producers, but bad greedy plunderers.  Our personal Congressional/Presidential Machmud has merged with Goldman Sachs, Freddie and Fannie, and the Federal Reserve, and has managed to plunder the whole world of untold trillions.

Machmud would have thrown pearls into all their mouths, and then..

Plundered them.

Have we got a Machmud Trojan Horse in the White House?  

 Nobody Thinks we should open his mouth, and look for pearls.

November 27, 2011 Posted by | capitalism, conspiracy, corruption, criminals, economy | , , , , , , , , | 6 Comments


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