Joyanna Adams

Nobody's Opinion

Nobody Flashes: the year: 2015

Nobody Flashes

Happy New Year to all my readers and friends! Happy New Year

Be safe! Be healthy! Don’t throw away the cork! And thanks for sharing your thoughts and opinions with me this year…it’s always a blast.

Here’s to one more year of putting up with morons, admiring hero’s, and most of all, sharing my thoughts with the rest of the nobodies out in the world.

Toast! (clink)!

Now, pass me the honey brandy, and my white fox fur hat, and I will see you next year…2015. Hooray! 🙂

 

December 31, 2014 Posted by | Uncategorized | 10 Comments

IF Hillary Clinton And Barack Obama Truly ARE the Most Admired People in the World, We Really Need to Get off the Planet

Nobody Knows

It’s a funny end to the year—Here in America we are floating in a news sea of nebulous stories filled with marginal meanings of who, what, when and where are we? More importantly, what to do about it?

Let’s start with something simple:Obama and Michelle

Do you know where your President is tonight?

Tonight they are giving a big dinner at the White House for the French, (At least that’s what they said on Fox News) and I thought Obama and his family were in Hawaii on vacation…so, is he flying back to D.C. and then taking off again and going BACK out to Hawaii to play more golf? Is that NOT a big waste of money? Or like before, is he leaving Michelle in Hawaii, costing us more money?

From White House Reporter:

President Obama will return to Washington from Hawaii Thursday while First Lady Michelle Obama and her daughters plan to continue their vacation, adding at least $100,000 and probably more than $200,000 to taxpayer costs for the excursion.

NOTICE…nothing is said about him going back.

And more about Obama’s stay in Hawaii…

A surefire sign that Obama’s in town is the gunboats that appear in Kawainui Canal. For the duration of the presidential vacation, the U.S. Coast Guard sets up a security zone in the waters around the Paradise Point Estates peninsula, the exclusive Kailua neighborhood where the president has stayed for the past five years. This keep-out area includes about a half mile of the canal, a waterway popular among paddlers and a small slice of Kailua Bay, including part of a surfing area once known as Castle’s but now called Obama’s. (Where can you not surf when Obama’s here? Obama’s.) Violators face a $40,000 fine, up to 10 years in prison and, according to one Kailua resident who lives along the canal and hasn’t quite come to terms with the firepower that accompanies the leader of the free world, “possible death.”

“Possible death?” What? It’s okay for the President to kill people to protect himself, but not for the NYPD?Kitty shock

Who wouldn’t want to stay in paradise when you literally can have most of the island to yourself? You know, Bernie Sanders is always complaining about the Koch Brothers, but what about Obama? WHY do the socialists never complain about the wasted money Obama has spent on himself. WHY?

Even I have to admit, that our other rulers, the Bush family ( We seem to now have rotating Kings)—- George W. stayed at the White House more often than not, so that he wasn’t dragging hundreds of men and women all over the planet, just to serve him.


And speaking of serving…guantanmo Bay

Nobody Knows WHY in the world Congress has given Guantanamo Bay money to build a new school for the children of the soldiers there, and WHY a school that will only hold 275 children is costing $65 million dollars. What are they going to do, eat out of gold plates?

GUANTANAMO NAVY BASE, Cuba. — The base with the most expensive prison on earth is getting one of the world’s priciest schools — a $65 million building with classroom space for, at most, 275 kindergarten through high school students.

Do the math: That’s nearly a quarter-million-dollars per school child. In Miami-Dade County a new school costs perhaps $30,000 per student.

Something tells me there might be some special little elite Cuban kids going there….with little beards….


And speaking of schools, some nuts in California want to pass a law to teach kids in kindergarten not to “touch” each other.

Fresh off a victory in getting a law passed that regulates sexual encounters between students on college campuses, feminist activists in California are now pushing for instruction on sexual “consent” for children starting in kindergarten.

You have to teach the concept of “sex” to a five-year-old first, in order for them to understand WHY they are not supposed to ‘touch’ each other, and Nobody Knows but it IS my Nobody’s Opinion, that forcing kids to think about sex at five, will only lead to MORE screwed up kids in the future— More rapes, more kids getting addicted to porn, more broken marriages…Buzz Lightyear and Congress

Which…could be the plan, or maybe they really ARE that stupid.

Nobody Knows, but odds are, since they just took a poll and it has been announced that the American people voted that Barack Obama was the most admired man, and Hillary Clinton was the most admired woman, I’d say…the end COULD be very near.

Maybe I should start digging.

 

December 30, 2014 Posted by | American Culture, Barack Obama, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

Nobody’s Perfect: Malaysian Airlines VS Italian Ferries

Nobody’s Perfect:

This week, we have two countries not having much luck with their transportation enterprises.

Italy Vs Malaysia…or..to be more fair and give respect to international, “We are all equal on this planet” diversity rules: Airplanes VS Ferries.Mayalsian

Let’s start with Malaysia first…it seems they have lost ANOTHER plane into the ocean. Last March we watched various nations send out their military trying to find the missing 370 Malaysian flight that disappeared after a wrong turn. We watched as governments seem to almost love the competition to see WHO could find it first! (Nobody won.)

And now, in the same year, they lost another one;

The search for AirAsia Flight QZ8501 resumed on Monday, a day after the commercial jet disappeared in Indonesian airspace with 162 people aboard.

“(Because) the coordinate that was given to us and the evolution from the calculation point of the flight track is at sea, our early conjecture is that the plane is in the bottom of the sea,” Bambang Sulistyo, head of Indonesia’s national search and rescue agency, told reporters Monday.

The plane sought permission to climb above threatening clouds. Air traffic control couldn’t say yes immediately — there was no room. Six other commercial airliners were crowding the surrounding airspace, forcing AirAsia Flight 8501 to remain at a lower altitude.

Minutes later, the jet carrying 162 people was gone from the radar.

And then you have the latest Italian ferry disaster:Ferry disaster

Eight dead, dozens ‘missing’ after ferry fire disaster

Ship captain Argilio Giacomazzi, 62, upheld centuries of maritime tradition by ensuring he was the last man off, handing over to Italian navy officers at 2:50 pm (1350 GMT).

His conduct was in marked contrast to that of the last Italian sea captain to make global headlines, Francesco Schettino, the Costa Concordia skipper currently on trial for manslaughter abandoning a sinking cruise liner on which 32 people died in January 2012.

Wrapped in blankets and with many of them sporting bandages, 49 of the 478 passengers and crew who were on board the ferry when it caught fire shortly after dawn on Sunday disembarked from a merchant ship at the Italian port of Bari.

So, who wins the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week?

Is it the Malaysian Airlines, who continue to pile up bodies on the ocean floor, or the Italian boat captains, who have a habit of piling as many bodies on one ship as they can?

THIS…is a tough one.

On the one hand, the pilots of the Malaysian Airlines don’t seem to be at fault…it’s the guys on the ground that are screwing them up. Our American captains, when they see a problem, like Captain Sully did in 2009, they just land the plane down on the nearest Hudson River, and they don’t really ask permission. Can you imagine how many commissioners in New York would have to give the okay for Scully to land his big airliner on the Hudson River? That’s the American way…think for yourself. But a pilot of a Malaysian plane would probably be more fearful of NOT obeying the commands on the ground, instead of following his own instincts.

There is not a whole lot you can do if you mess up in a plane. It’s a long fall down.

On the other hand, the captains of a ferry or a boat have a better chance of saving people…And it was obvious that the whole Italian crew was NOT prepared for the fire:

“The lifeboats did not work, there was only one of them in the water and none of the crew were there to help people.”confused baby

“I ran out. I looked out for a lifejacket but I could not find one.” 

“We did not know what to do. The staff had no idea how to get people off the boat.”

None of the statements made by survivors of the disaster have so far given any indication that as many as 40 passengers may have died.

So, who wins?

I’m going with the ferry-boat. Captains of ANY kind of boat should know better.  After all, every captain in the world has heard of the Titanic. I don’t care if that captain was the last man off the boat, he shouldn’t even have left the dock without life jackets and enough lifeboats.

Or…am I wrong? If so, then I claim my own Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week.

Or should I say, Italy wins. That would be more—- fair. After all, how many captains can afford to buy 400 lifejackets?

 

December 30, 2014 Posted by | disasters, Uncategorized | | 2 Comments

The Royal Golf Game MUST Go On….

Nobody Reports

As most people know, it takes months to plan the perfect wedding….so wasn’t it nice when Obama called this wedding couple a day before their special day to apologize, but tell them they’d have to move to another location because he wanted to play golf?Cartoon of golf

From Bloomberg:

Natalie Heimel and her fiancĂ©, Edward Mallue Jr., a pair of captains in the Army, were walking from their wedding rehearsal on Saturday at the 16th tee box at Kaneohe Klipper Golf Course in Hawaii when they were informed they’d have to move their wedding, scheduled for the next day.

President Barack Obama wanted to play through.

“It was kind of ironic they got the letter from them and then, within hours, they were told they had to be moved due to him,” Jamie McCarthy, Mallue’s sister, said in an interview. “It was emotional, especially for her—she’s the bride and in less than 24 hours they had to change everything they had planned.”

Of COURSE, being a soldier he has to obey his commander-in-chief. Anybody else might have told him to fudge off.

Nobody Wonders if the bride and groom got a special wedding present from the taxpayers too, but we will never know…

The Presidential golf game, MUST go on, and his royal subjects must obey.Wedding

December 29, 2014 Posted by | Obama, Uncategorized | | Leave a comment

2014: Let’s Burn That Sucker

Nobody’s Opinion

It’s coming, the end of 2014. I don’t know about you, but I suggest we light a match and burn the sucker into the annals of historical “Let’s not forget that nasty sucker” annals. Tell me, what will we all remember about it, if we should live even ten more years?Obama as dictator

It will be known as the year America got her first full-fledged dictator. That’s what happens when you elect a man who runs for the American Presidency on his Muslim name instead of his American one.

I think 2014 will someday be considered, as the worst American year ever. Oh sure. There were worse years in our past: The Revolutionary War, the Civil War, World War I, World War II–the day they shot Bambi’s mother. But that’s nothing compared to when a President threatens the country with his pen and his phone.

When you have dictatorial power, there is nothing more threatening.

Remember that after the horror of WWII, millions came home, and said, “Enough of THAT crap.” Things got better. They made sure of it.

That was the American dream: This..is the American nightmare.

2014 was the year of unbelievable Presidential lies–with both feet planted firmly in the air, Obama produced scandal after scandal, and just when you thought there couldn’t be another one, there was.  His wife tried to starve all the school children, in the name of saving them.

Hollywood filled us with images of blatant sex, homosexual, transsexual, and interracial relations. White men were falling in love with black women on every sitcom. Of course, all those black women were beautiful, and 100 pounds thinner than the black women walking around downtown Ferguson. And now, the children must be able to decide what sex they are: physical facts are no longer important.

It was the year that the state proudly announced that for the first time…single mothers outnumbered married couples.

The debt is so high, no one DARES to ever mention it again.

It was a year of auto recalls, and computer hackers–massive layoffs, and store closings. A winter so cold you could open your front door, put your food outside in the snow, and save on electric, which Obama wants us all to use less of.

A year of zombies sitcoms, and heinous attacks on Christians.

A year of Isis beheading Americans on Youtube.Isis beheading

If you booked a flight in a Malaysia airline, you MIGHT not make your destination. It was a year where CNN was turned off because of all the progressive liberal lies, and then FOX was turned off because of all the progressive conservative lies, but everyone wants to see the legs so they get more viewers.

It was a year where Lois Lerner lost thousands of emails, and Jeb Bush found thousands of his. We should have seen hers, we did NOT need to see his.

It was the first year that marijuana was legalized….starting legislation in every state to continue to give the masses a right to get totally stoned.Ebola costumees two

It was the year when honest and true Americans were ostracized and lambasted as traitors: Ted Cruz and Edward Snowdon were both..verbally pistol whipped for months on end—while at the same time, a President traded five hardcore jihadists for one American traitor, who got men killed looking for him, and gave his Muslim parents a big White House welcome.

It was also in that year he released such a dangerous Muslim from Guantanamo, we now have to pay $5 million to get him back. Another one of those men that Obama let free, now is the head of ISIS.SNOWDEN WIRED

(Are you starting to see the pattern here?)

Yes, it was the year that Obama gave the Middle East BACK to the barbarians, while at the same time making sure that the Americans lives lost in those wars, were lost for nothing.

It was the year that Americans everywhere lost their health insurance, veterans couldn’t get into their hospitals, and a president welcomed Ebola patients into the country.

It was the year we watched a president play more golf than Tiger Woods.

It was the year Russia took over the Ukraine, and held the winter Olympics, and in true Russian fashion, won all the gold. It was the year China took over as the biggest economic county in the world.

It was a year where Kim Jong Un and Vladimir Putin called the President racist names we would probably be arrested for.

It was the year that Obama ordered (Come on, sure he did) the IRS to attacked conservatives and Lois Lerner got off for committing the dictator’s crimes.

We are NOT in Kansas anymore.

It was year, where a governor called out the National Guard and didn’t even use them, when angry mobs burned down a city, in order for the news media and a President to start a race war with the cops. When Obama said that race relations have never been better than under him, you can hear bear poop in the woods there is so much silence. In the meantime blacks riot all over the country, and close down malls and wear tee shirts saying “I can’t breather” and “Hands Up, don’t Shot!” fergusion 2

A year when an American President reached out to Cuba, and handed them millions just to put an American embassy on their Island.

It snowed in Hawaii. In fact, the winter Polar Vortex was SO cold, global warming was changed to climate change. California had to ration water due to drought, and some men actually landed on a comet 330 million miles away, but because it used solar panels, it couldn’t broadcast much.

If that isn’t a sign of the human race DNA destruction before our very eyes, I’m not sure what is.The Rich

And yet, Obama will still push solar panels in the middle of the ice age.

The good news: the top one percent got so very rich, they can now buy up pretty much the rest of the whole world, which always leads to communism because when the people start starving, the rich elites that controlled the crony capitalism come in and say,

“Nothing is FAIR..so all of YOU must sacrificed to feed each other!”

“We can’t. We are too important.”

The overwhelming majority of republicans put into Congress were suppose to stop Obamacare, and the millions of illegal’s that will be flooding our country soon.

They have no intention of doing it at all.

We the America people— are expendable.

We are the children of the greatest generation, and yet our generation nurtured their babies in the communists hubs of our rich elite universities– where all the powerful come to rule-and they have betrayed us.

If Hillary is elected, doctors won’t be able to take money from a patient out of their pocket, doctors will continue to disappear, and no matter how much they hope Jeb Bush will become President, she leads him 54 percent to 41.

So, R.I.P. 2014.mouse joke

 

I’m taking last year’s calendar outside and burning it.

December 29, 2014 Posted by | American History, Uncategorized | , , | 5 Comments

Nobody Flashes the Memories of Spalding Gray

Nobody Flashes

I just came across this video, and thought it was one of the strangest rants I had ever heard.

Spalding Gray evidently was a master story-teller, and I just found out about him today.

He committed suicide, as did his mother.

Take a listen, and see if you wonder like I did.. A man with his finger on the nuclear button is doing blue cocaine?

Great.

December 28, 2014 Posted by | Life, Uncategorized | | 1 Comment

Nobody’s Email: Just Plain Funny

Nobody Gets Email

I’m still laughing at this one.cat joke

(Thanks to Kris)


ROMANCE
Barb was lying in bed one night. Art was falling asleep but Barb was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk.
She said: “You used to hold my hand when we were courting.”
Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get back to sleep.
A few moments later she said: “Then you used to kiss me…”
Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep.
Thirty seconds later she said: “Then you used to bite my Neck…”
Angrily, Art threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed.
“Where are you going?” Barb asked..
“To get my teeth!”

December 27, 2014 Posted by | humor, Uncategorized | | Leave a comment

Brad and Angelina “Raising John Shiloh”

Nobody Cares

The big news yesterday was that Angelina’s and Brad Pitt’s little girl has decided she wants to be…a boy.Shiloh

 A report from the celebrity gossip site Perez Hilton claims that Shiloh Jolie-Pitt wants to be a boy, and is requesting that her parents call her “John” all the time. Angelina even said that Shiloh “wants to be a boy. So we had to cut her hair. She likes to wear boys’ everything. She thinks she’s one of the brothers.”

Why are we surprised that the parents want her to express her sexual self as being gay so young? And is she even gay? Maybe, because she probably doesn’t get to play with too many children besides her brothers, she is just tomboy.

Hey, at four I wanted to be a nun…or a brain doctor. Or better yet, a baseball player.  But nothing was more fun than a game of sand football with the local boys in the neighborhood simply because I found dolls boring. But thinking about what sex I was never entered my mind…and why should it? Girls were allowed to be tomboys back then.

Shiloh it seems has found a way to get attention, and she has learned from the best attention hogs of Hollywood. Every single time Angelina Jolie adopted a kid in some foreign country, she made a worldwide splash with her pictures in every magazine in the world: Every press release, every photo shot, every picture of the family together was shopped around to the highest bidder, can we have any doubt of that?

I bet each kid made mom millions of dollars. Those kids…were like gold stock. In the old days, Hollywood Stars kept their kids OUT of the limelight. Not today— today those kids are promoted as the next future blockbuster. It’s all about the money.

And how can you blame them? Politicians do it too.  I’m waiting for the Bush family to start releasing their baby pictures, and the pictures of their grandkids.

After “John’s” new revelation at four that she is not a girl, everyone will be taking MORE pictures and paying the couple for exclusive rights to photograph their kids at every age and with each new liberal discovery.

One of those boys will have to announce he is a transgender—- and this is all too funny.

Does anybody care if Shiloh changes her name to John? Look at the good side, she won’t get raped when she goes to college.

Frankly, I don’t blame her for wanting a simpler name: Shiloh sounds like old Yeller’s replacement. Someday we’ll be watching JOHN SHILOH up on the screen: the new action woman/man who can beat up whole armies just like her mom and dad.

Want to bet on it?

Can I go back to sleep now?

 

December 26, 2014 Posted by | Entertainers, gays, Uncategorized | , | 3 Comments

Nobody Remembers Peter Buckley, Ronald Reagan, and the City on the Hill

Nobody Remembers Ronal Reagan City

“Standing on the tiny deck of the Arabella in 1630 off the Massachusetts coast, John Winthrop said, ‘We will be as a city upon a hill. The eyes of all people are upon us, so that if we deal falsely with our God in this work we have undertaken and so cause Him to withdraw His present help from us, we shall be made a story and a byword throughout the world.’ Well, we have not dealt falsely with our God, even if He is temporarily suspended from the classroom.”…Ronald Reagan

This was one of Ronald Reagan’s most remembered phrase. When he came into office, he inspired all Americans with his optimism and reminded us from where we had come. He truly WAS a God send, after Jimmy Carter.

But, there was another man who this is accredited to besides John Winthrop, The Reverend Peter Buckley.  Peter Buckley was a preacher and one of the founders of Concord, Massachusetts, and he gave a sermon called “The Gospel-Covenant” in 1651, from which a few more mentions of the phrase sentences are presented below:

And for ourselves here, the people of New England, we should in a special manner labor to shine forth in holiness above other people. We have that plenty and abundance of ordinances and means of grace, as few people enjoy the like: We are as a city set upon a hill, in the open view of all the earth, the eyes of the world are upon us—Peter Buckley

There is no people but will strive to excel in something. What can we excel in, if not in holiness? If we look to number, we are the fewest: if to strength, we are the weakest: if to wealth and riches, we are the poorest of all the people of God through the whole world. We cannot excel (nor such much equal) other people in this things, and if we come short in grace and holiness too, we are the most despicable people under heaven: our worldly dignity is gone. If we lose the glory of grace too, then is the glory wholly departed from our Israel, and we are become vile. Strive we, therefore herein to excel, an suffer not this crown to be taken away from us. Be we a holy people, so shall we be honorable towards God and precious in the eyes of His saints.

I really like that last paragraph.

Faith, is the one stronghold that gives a nation the advantage over all its enemies, and Nobody Remembers where that American City on a Hill is located any more. Right now, all we see is desert sand, foaming out the mouths of false prophets who like to play golf in sand traps, far away from the shining hill.

No matter how you frame it, if people are not united by a religion, they certainly will have a hard time standing against one that is:

Islam VS Christianity? Or Islam VS Atheists? Which do you think has a better chance of winning?

And if want to read Ronald’s Reagan’s speech, “We Will Be the City on the Hill” just go here.

We need God to send us another man like him. So I don’t know about you, but this Christmas Night, 2014, I’m praying hard.

December 25, 2014 Posted by | American History, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

God Bless Us…Everyone.

Nobody Reports

This video broke my heart: Where’s the Al Sharpton’s, holding HER hand? Where’s Eric Holder, comforting the widow? The longer Obama is in office the darker the days become. How are we suppose to dismiss ourselves from it all?

I wonder.

I got a solicitor call tonight..wanting to know if I would take a survey. “Who’s paying for it?” I asked. “I don’t know” said the lady. But the survey was all about promoting people to use more bikes. Wouldn’t I like my neighborhood to be more bike friendly? Would I go play soccer or basketball in the park?

“Lady, I live near Ferguson, do you really think anybody plays in the park?”

Heartbreaking.

Anyway, that’s why it’s so important to spend the next couple of days with my family. I hope every one of my readers have a great holiday, filled with laughs, good food, and wonderful moments of joy.

There WAS a good news story today. Last night in Germany, over 17,000 people gathered in the streets and sang Christmas Carols.:

From BreitBart:

The German PEGIDA movement held its largest meeting yet last night to protest what they call the ‘Islamisation of the Western World’, despite stiff opposition from all sections of Germany’s elite including politicians, media, and the arts.

In addition to the hundreds of banners with slogans such as ‘Against Hatred, Violence, and the Quran’, ‘Against Religious Fanaticism’, and ‘No Sharia in Europe’, the thousands attending brought song sheets which had been distributed online and sang favourite Christmas carols.

Oh, I would have loved to have been there and joined in.

And so, in the spirit of Christmas, I wish every one of you reading this the very best wishes for the holidays, whether you’re Christian or not, it’s the tradition of family and love, and great food, isn’t it?

And on that note, I plan to enjoy the next two days off….and I hope you enjoy this song as much as I did.

See you on Friday!

 

 

December 23, 2014 Posted by | Christmas, Uncategorized | | 4 Comments

Nobody’s Perfect: Mayor Bill DeBlasio of New York VS Whitney Beseler of Australia

Nobody’s Perfect:

This week we have two people who CLEARLY are not thinking straight: Mayor Bill deBlasio of New York VS Whitney Beseler of Australia.De Blasio

Ever since JFK Jr. was killed in a plane crash, which made way for Hillary to move right into the Senate seat to launch her bid for the Presidency, New York has gone leftist wacko with their politicians and the last mayor, Bill is just a ‘smidgen’ right of Castro on the political line.

After Giuliani, New York just started to fall apart. Taxes jumped, and people just moved out of the state. So, it was no surprise this week that at the top of the list of hated politicians is New York Mayor, Bill de Blasio, because of his own stupid mouth, has pissed off the entire NYPD:

Why? He followed the yellow brick road of Obama cop trashing, and two cops were shot by a black man with a vengeance against cops. (As IF they didn’t know that would happen.)

“What parents have done for decades who have children of color, especially young men of color, [which] is train them to be very careful whenever they have an encounter with a police officer,” adding “I have talked to many families of color. They have had to have the same conversation with their sons.” said the Mayor.

He just told the cops he was on the side of …everyone else. Nice going Mayor.

  If you thought Hillary Clinton was left of the middle, De Blasio makes Hillary look like a John McCain. He is so far ‘left’ that he went to Cuba on his honeymoon. Bill Clinton swore him in, and he has big ties to the Clintons. He served as Hillary’s campaign manager for her Senate bid. He’s into all her causes: babies taken by the state after birth, gay issues, transsexual issues, abortion on demand, and a true progressive. He believes in the redistribution of just about everything, including the rights of the police.

His best buddy lately has been Al Sharpton. He also handled Charlie Rangel’s reelection bid inn 1997. Need I go on? Like Obama, he’s a community organizer, and used to hang out with the Sandinistas.

Comrades! And lately, in New York, the protests have gotten pretty nasty.

NEW YORK (AP) — New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio called Monday for a pause in protests over police conduct as he faced a widening rift with those in a grieving force who accuse him of creating a climate of mistrust that contributed to the execution of two officers.

“I think it’s important that, regardless of people’s viewpoints, that everyone step back,” de Blasio said in a speech Monday at the Police Athletic League. “I think it’s a time for everyone to put aside political debates, put aside protests, put aside all of the things that we will talk about in all due time.”

Oh NOW he wants to stop trashing cops? You have to wonder WHY a mayor of New York would even dream of pissing off those men. Like I said: With a little more sense he’d be a half-wit.

And speaking of half-wits:

On a game show in Australia, Whitney Beseler was on the Australia’s Millionaire Hot Seat Show and on her very first question, she was stumped: She picked, D. Burger ring

So who wins the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week?

Congratulations Whitney! Come on—-you just had what many people who are really nervous call— a brain fart. It happens. Too bad it was in front of millions of people, but you DID go on the show, which shows lack of common sense in the first place. Still— you tried.

As for Mayor De Blasio, he can go back to Cuba and take a swim with the sharks. At this point in time, it might be preferably to him asking a cop to fix his son’s speeding ticket.

Go ahead Mayor! Cuba is now…OPEN for business! Your boat is waiting.

 

December 22, 2014 Posted by | progressives, Uncategorized | , , | Leave a comment

Joe Cocker: R.I.P.

Nobody Flashes

The most spastic singer from the sixties died today at age 70 of lung cancer. I never saw him live, but I love the way he tears the heck out of this song. He had the ultimate blues voice, but was really hard to watch….entertaining, but weird.

Leon Russell is really cool too. I have seen him a lot in concert…one of the best.

R.I.P. Joe. We STILL have your records!

Enjoy.

 

December 22, 2014 Posted by | music | | 4 Comments

North Korea AND Black Protestors: What they have in common.

Nobody’s Opinion

In the last few days, we had North Korea shut down a movie in America that was supposed to open on one of the most profitable days of the year: Christmas. A comedy that insulted Kim Jung Bung Uno.Song Picture

Sony backed down after threats of violence and terror attacks: Well—- it was first reported that Sony backed down, but later confirmed that was not the case–which was made quite clear by Sony after Obama attacked them for not coming to the great and wise Barak Obama OZ and getting his permission to respond.

Sony, after all, IS a Japanese owned company…why should they?

It was the movie theater owners who were concerned. One lame movie could spoil their biggest day of the movie going year. After all, we had Angelina Jolie’s movie, Exodus, and the most favorite: The Hobbit, all three of them blockbusters.

Sony it was said, will lose millions: $90 million or more. Some claim that now EVERYONE will want to see it, but, I kind of doubt it.

And yesterday, in another blow to capitalism, the blacks in America are continuing to upset the greatest money-making days in the year: Today they scared shoppers at the biggest Mall in America. Protestors lie down

Is it any wonder so many people are shopping online?

Frankly, I don’t see much difference between North Korea and the Black protestors. BOTH are hurting and attacking…capitalism–something Harry Reid does daily on the Senate Floor.

From Newsmax:

Just when things couldn’t have looked any worse for the studio, President Obama turned sharply critical of Sony in a news conference Friday, second-guessing its decision to withdraw “The Interview” from theaters. Cynics might suggest targeting Sony gave Obama something to distract from the precious little he offered on what he knew or planned to do next. Blaming the studio also shifts already mounting criticism that the U.S. lacks any coherent cyber security strategies despite the growing number of attacks pounding not only the government but many other corporations.

Does Obama care? Hell no. He’s on vacation poor guy. He’s going into his fourth quarter, (he likes to make sports analogy’s about himself, as if he is in some kind of game) and whatever waste and destruction he leaves behind is the plan. Because, in his heart of hearts, it’s capitalism that’s the enemy. Of course, it is to all communists and dictators.Obama playing golf

The more chaos, the better. We were told last WEEK that China could shut down the whole country with the flick of her communist Bick, by our own Homeland Security.  Many say China was behind this.

Was this just a test, to see what Obama would do?

Add to that the ultimate hypocrisy—- while Obama talked about how nobody should be concerned about some little movie, he didn’t hesitated to jail a man who just made a Youtube video about Mohammed, did he now? Obama destroy

In that respect, there is no difference between Obama and the psychotic Kim Jong Un. It’s a well-known fact that Obama calls up newspapers and magazines if he doesn’t like a reporter or a story. Just think…what would HE do if someone made a comedy about assassinating him? Would he allow free speech? He should. After all, thousands of blacks are at this very moment tweeting that all cops should die…that’s free speech.

Why should his life be more important than some cops?

There is a thin line–and we are back to some animals are just more equal than others, as Orwell so lovingly reminded us so long ago.

On the day he left for his big vacation in Hawaii, cops were being killed, and he had someone release a nice little “Don’t do that kids.” note, because he was on the golf course.

And this Christmas, as we read the hatred tweets posted by young blacks, whipped up to thinking that white cops are their enemy, you have to wonder….if what Khrushchev said so long ago, has finally come round to fruition:Nikita Khrushchev

In the meantime, I have to wonder…

Do those young kids go home to a Christmas tree and do all the traditional things that America has done for centuries, while they are wanting all cops to die? And while they are attacking the Apple Stores, does it DAWN on them that the IPHONE 6 they are writing all their hated tweets on cops, are being stored, and looked at by the FBI? Or do they think the stores at the mall have anything whatsoever to do with black being killed by anybody?

And I ask myself today: Am I ready for Obama’s next two years?

Here’s me…I’m ready.

Me contemplating Obama's next two years.

Me contemplating Obama’s next two years.

 

 

December 21, 2014 Posted by | American History, Barack Obama, communism | , , | 2 Comments

Nobody’s Email: God Sends You What You Need

Nobody Gets EmailLaughing horse

And since the last post was so depressing, here’s a Sunday joke!

(Thanks to Kris)


She hurried to the pharmacy to get medication, got back to her car and found
that she had locked her keys inside.  The woman found an old rusty coat hanger
left on the ground.  She looked at it and said, “I don’t know how to use this.”
She bowed her head and asked God to send her some HELP.  Within 5 minutes
a beat-up old motorcycle pulled up, driven by a bearded man who was wearing
an old biker skull rag. He got off of his cycle and asked if he could help.
     
She said: “Yes, my daughter is sick.  I’ve locked my keys in my car.  I must get home.
Please, can you use this hanger to unlock my car?”
He said, “Sure.”  He walked over to the car, and in less than a minute the car was
open.  She hugged the man and through tears said, “Thank You, God, for sending
me such a very nice man.”
The man heard her little prayer and replied, “Lady, I am NOT a nice man. I just
got out of prison yesterday; I was in prison for car theft.”
The woman hugged the man again, sobbing, “Oh, thank you, God!   You even sent me a Professional!”


Is GOD great or what!?!

=

December 21, 2014 Posted by | humor | | 1 Comment

%d bloggers like this: