Joyanna Adams

Nobody's Opinion

The Days of Wine and Tinder…..Laugh and Run Away….Like a Child At Play

Nobody Wonders

By now, if you, like me, thought Ashley Madison must have been one of Brad Pitt’s old girlfriends before last week, — now you know: It’s a pick-up online site for sex and it was hacked last week.Ashley Madison

Being a happily married women, I can’t even dream about having sex with another man, yet alone imagine going online to try to “pick” up men. Okay, sometimes I wake up and go ..DARN…especially when it comes to Dean Winchester getting ready to just say “hi” to me because in my dream he finds me attractive …and then I wake up.

ALWAYS…I wake up.

My husband is a wise man and says he doesn’t dream.

But, this afternoon, I was at a girlfriend’s house and she introduced me to the World Wide Web of online dating. Or online soliciting. Or more like..online sexual fantasy’s

“Hey, let’s look at YOUR IPAD, I don’t want sex ads showing up on MY computer!” I said. So, she showed me her favorite sites. And yes, she was on Ashley Madison.

My girlfriend is not a spring chicken, (she is 63) and she is ALSO married, but she doesn’t live with her husband. He supports her in her own house, and sometimes she goes to the Ozarks with him, but they haven’t had sex in years. THEREFORE, she doesn’t want him to know she’s “hooking” up with men that she finds online, for the obvious reason he would stop feeding her.Askley Madison two

Okay, who am I to judge I told myself.  She needs to eat.

She mostly posts on Craig’s list. After reading some of the ads on Craig’s list, I had to laugh. The woman always said they were basically HEAVEY, and if men couldn’t handle fat, don’t bother. And the men were either promising nights of sexual bliss or they just “wanted to talk.” Lies, are common she said. Almost everyone lies.

Okay. Got it.

These ads were more than Shades of Gray, more like pallets of Popcorn Porter Paints. Really funny stuff.

Anyway, she told me about the last guy she met.

“It’s always a bad thing when they don’t send their picture.” she says. “Do YOU post YOUR pictures?” I asked.

“No.” She said. The double standard this woman had was killing me.

And so, when the online guy showed up at her house, she immediately understood WHY he never posted a pictures. She didn’t want to have sex with him. I think it because he was fat. (Not that she is skinny) And THEN she admitted she was texting and trying to hook up with other guys RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIS EYES, while he was there!tinder

“Oh, that’s pretty bad” I said.

“I know” she said, as she smiled and giggled like a little girl.  And that’s when I realized she was addicted to the fantasy. She really wants a rich man to fall deeply in love with her…and yet, what does SHE have to offer?

Cookies! That’s right guys. The best thing about her is she bakes pretty good chocolate chip cookies…I kid you not. That’s her plan. Get the guy addicted to her cookies and they will come back.

She wants to write a book, and wanted my opinion on the matter, so I went home and decided to dig a bit into the SEX online texting and dating scene, and found out—it was worse than I thought.

Men and women of today are totally *$&% up.  On an evolutionary scale of 1-10, we will not outlast the common garden worm.

There are at least twenty “hook” up sites, (Like Tinder) where you can just flash through the pictures, text that person, and it’s understood you are going to have sex as soon as possible. Is it any wonder Planned Parenthood is salivating over baby livers?

It’s the newest thrill. Evidently Wall Street guys love it. The women, not so much. And bars all over America are suffering business because the cell phone is the new pick up place.

The more I read, the sadder I felt.

THIS IS IT? This is what it’s come to?

When I got home, I was just lying around thinking of how my own parents met…and my mom of course, loved telling me the same story every so often.admiral

Her and her girlfriend went one night…it was during the beginning of WWII, the men were going to be going off to war, and everyone was young, and full of life. The girls decided to go dancing on the SS Admiral. It was one of the last of the big Mississippi Riverboats, and the dance floor alone could hold over a 1,000 people. The boat would leave the dock in St. Louis, and go up the river, and all the sailors were there that night.

My dad and his buddy, ask to sit down next to my mom and her girlfriend, and bought them a drink.  And then, my dad asked this little bit of a girl (she weighted about 90 pounds) to dance, and on their VERY first dance, they cleared the floor. They were so great, that just like in the old movies, everybody stopped dancing, formed a circle around them, and applauded to the delight of seeing such wonderful dancers.

They never stopped dancing: in fact their two KIDS had to take lessons and dance. My brother and I even became professional at one time.admiral dance floor

They were…just meant to be together through thick and thin…they could always dance.

Such a romantic story.

When the sixties came along, and “free” sex, and the “sexual” revolution, ruined it all.

Sure, men and women still fall in love. They still get married, but now, there are more single women than married couples in the United States.

Explaining the reason for the loss of romance and relationships that last a lifetime would take a book, but..watching this 63 year old women, telling me about how addicted she was to meeting men online, and how empty it all made her feel because none of these men even bought her dinner first, I couldn’t explain to her, that men haven’t changed.  If you act like a slut, then you will be treated as such.  But…she was just so lonely, and so there’s the problem.

Tonight–this was on Drudge…someone analyzed how many woman on Ashley Madison were even USING the site..even though it is free for woman, (but not for men)

Overall, the picture is grim indeed. Out of 5.5 million female accounts, roughly zero percent had ever shown any kind of activity at all, after the day they were created.

The men’s accounts tell a story of lively engagement with the site, with over 20 million men hopefully looking at their inboxes, and over 10 million of them initiating chats. The women’s accounts show so little activity that they might as well not be there.

So, the women were getting on it to see if their husband was there, basically.Tinder three

The Admiral is gone now. There are no more riverboats running anymore on the docks underneath the Arch….like Ferguson, downtown is dead.

The men and women who saved the world, are gone too. Their children are not dancing anymore, they are…hopelessly detached from the real things that make life worthwhile, lasting love, going through life…together. They go to bed with their cell phones.

Someday, the computer and robot women will replace the real thing we are told.

Someday, robot women will be going online to find robot men…and Nobody Wonders..

Has that day already arrived?

 

 

 

August 27, 2015 - Posted by | sex, Uncategorized |

2 Comments »

  1. That was beautiful, Joyanna. Thanks. Somewhere I have an 8×10 photo of my parents, taken at the Hollywood Palladium Ballroom where they went on a dance-date in the 40s.

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    Comment by snopercod | August 27, 2015 | Reply

    • If they were like my parents, they were dancing to Benny Goodman…:)

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      Comment by Joyanna Adams | August 28, 2015 | Reply


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