Joyanna Adams

Nobody's Opinion

Nobody’s Perfect: Oh…Stooooooorrrrmeeee…Oh Stormy…

Nobody’s Perfect;

For those who tuned into the “Make America Horny” interview with Stormy, the porn star of the moment, to get horny….they were sadly disappointed.

Stormy didn’t show off her big enormous boobs.

She wore little makeup.

Her pupils were dilated…probably due to some kind of drug.

Evidently, not many people got horny. Why pay the big bucks for those monsters if you’re not going to show them off when millions are watching, Nobody asks?

The big secret turned out to be that one night, 12 years ago, right after Melania had their son, Trump “may” or may not have, a one-night stand with her. And recently, it seems, big thugs have been threatening her to ‘shut up.’

No doubt big thugs paid by Hillary Clinton who never misses an opportunity to go after bimbos.

The only person who seemed to care about this, was Dana Perino, probably because she talked to her old boss.

Otherwise, very few of us tuned in to what turned out to be another story to try to keep Mueller making a big paycheck as he is running out of excuses for not finding any crimes, and keeping Mueller in power until the next election, where it will be found that President Trump…

Is actually a lizard from outer space sent down to Earth to destroy the planet.

Miss Daniels is also writing a book, and no doubt will be running for office in Wisconsin. It’s rumored Paul Ryan is about to resign. It’s also a fact that she is being paid and represented by Soros’s thugs, and democratic licking lizards of lawyers.

So…in the meantime, that stupid song Oh Stormy…Oh Stormy…Bring Back that sunnnnuny day!”

Keeps going through my mind, like prevailing pretentions of pornicious popcorn.

HELP me.

Can I sue CNN?

In the meantime, congratulations Miss Daniels!

You win the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week, for once again, making the liberals the Kings of political porn, and failed attempts to get rid of President Trump.

If your book doesn’t sell well, you always have a place in Bill Clinton’s private jet, where it’s rumored he stays far away from storms….he lets his wife handle them.

By the way—You should have married Hugh Heffner while you had the chance.

March 26, 2018 - Posted by | American Culture, corruption, Uncategorized | ,

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