Joyanna Adams

Nobody's Opinion

Lady Nancy ‘Tinker Penguin Poop’ Pelosi!

Nobody Cares

On the Drudge Report tonight, the news was that it has been discovered that over 1.5 MILLION penguins were found in Antarctica. Nobody knew they were there, and they’ve been there since even before Nancy Pelosi was born, some 3,000 years ago, more or less.

How did they stay hidden for so long and how did they find them?

The satellite picked up…pink penguin poop. 

When I read this I instantly thought of Tinker House Speaker, Nancy ‘Tinker’ Pelosi, who from now on will be known in my mind as Lady Nancy Tinker Penguin Poop Pelosi.

Or just Poop for short.

Really. If anybody reminds me of a big wad of penguin poop, it’s Nancy Pelosi.

Nobody Cares if I just make some fun of her…do they?

Good! The penguins say, “Hey, that’s not MY poop!”

…”Let’s Get Out of here…Too much Pelosi poop!” 


December 12, 2018 Posted by | humor | | Leave a comment

   

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