Joyanna Adams

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Nobody Writes a Letter to Ann Coulter

RIDDLE OF THE DAY: How do you break Newt Gingrich’s nose? (ANSWER: Kick Donald Trump in the a**.) –Ann Coulter

Nobody’s Perfect

Dear MS Coulter

Okay Anne. Conservative women have followed you from the beginning. We loved your snarky banter, and the fact that you prided yourself on winning every argument, Which you did. And you did it without even a hair of that beautiful mane of yours moving out of flowing perfection.

We faithfully read all your books, which you wrote by your own admission in your pajama’s.

You attacked the liberals when nobody else was attacking.

Even though we thought you were not thinking straight when you backed Mitt Romney, we understood that you were still a conservative, and so, we didn’t think much of it.

I just thought that you were hanging out at too many Washington D.C. bars.

Later, you admitted your mistake. Quietly. Which as you know, is NOT your style.

But now, you really ARE throwing a temper tantrum. We realize that you have been shouting for the border to be handled and immigration to be stopped, and we AGREE!

Where we disagree, is just how President Trump is supposed to get this done when Congress doesn’t want it done? Why do you blame him alone?

It’s completely illogical.

Lately, it seems you are sounding pretty much like Joy Baer. Shrill. Spoiled. Making demands. As if, you are the only one in the country, and you WANT YOUR WAY! And you want it NOW.

Don’t we all, when we’re five.

I know. It’s saving the country, I know. But Anne, where HAVE you been lately? You’ve written whole books on the corruption of the democrats and still, you don’t seem to get it.

You said this about Trump supporters:

“Trump voters have fallen into 2 factions: The Tell the Truth faction and the Kiss the Emperor’s Ass camp. Newt and I have picked different camps.”

Okay, you were mad because Newt said this:

“Ann Coulter’s never run for office,” Gingrich said. “She doesn’t know anything about how you put a majority together. She’s off here in some fantasyland where she gets to be noisy, which helps her sell books.”

And then YOU said this:

“Newt’s right — I’m just selling books. But at least I don’t have to kiss Trump’s a** to do so.”

Nobody says: Well if writing a book called “In Trump We Trust” is not kissing “a** then what exactly WERE you doing when you wrote that book?

Kissing your own bank account?

The reality is Anne, your book sales will go under, because instead of putting the blame on immigration where it should be: the Rino’s and Liberals who are fighting it, you place the whole blame on President Trump.

And you are doing a Peggy Noonan. Peggy Noonan was a clear voice for conservatives, until she fell in love with Obama.

You may pride yourself on free speech, fine. But your speech is vicious, just like what we hear on all our networks from the liberals, so we can only assume, you are doing it to get on TV.

Dear Ann, I still love your hair, I love the new highlights, the new softness of it all… but I also wish you would take a long vacation to maybe….China.

China: Where your message of anger at President Trump will probably make you some really big bucks.

This Nobody, thinks…you should get off your computer and try reading some books on history.

Or better yet, the Constitution. Or hang out with Levine for a few days.

You DID read it, didn’t you?

Your pride in your own ‘free speech’ is hurting the country, as sure as a white movie star has pride in the fact that she thinks all whites are racist. And she agrees which makes her feel soooooo good.

You can have free speech, but you don’t have to be nasty about it.

Because now, when you talk, we see just another witch, with pretty hair.

Nobody’s Perfect Anne, not me, not Trump, and especially, not even you.

Come back to the conservative platform and help us save the country. Complain about the immigration. Shout it all you want.

But I hate to tell you, Trump supporters don’t kiss ANYBODY’s a**.

And that includes yours.

Hang out with a few sometime.

United we Stand. Divided we fall. And YOU are doing nothing but dividing the very people needed to ‘get er done.’

Try soaring again with the Eagles Anne, you’ve been down in the mud with the rats for much too long. It’s going to turn your hair gray before your time.

And we DO so…..need as many pretty eagles as we can get.



January 28, 2019 Posted by | Ann Coulter, Uncategorized | | 2 Comments


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