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Nobody Writes a Letter to Ann Coulter

RIDDLE OF THE DAY: How do you break Newt Gingrich’s nose? (ANSWER: Kick Donald Trump in the a**.) –Ann Coulter

Nobody’s Perfect

Dear MS Coulter

Okay Anne. Conservative women have followed you from the beginning. We loved your snarky banter, and the fact that you prided yourself on winning every argument, Which you did. And you did it without even a hair of that beautiful mane of yours moving out of flowing perfection.

We faithfully read all your books, which you wrote by your own admission in your pajama’s.

You attacked the liberals when nobody else was attacking.

Even though we thought you were not thinking straight when you backed Mitt Romney, we understood that you were still a conservative, and so, we didn’t think much of it.

I just thought that you were hanging out at too many Washington D.C. bars.

Later, you admitted your mistake. Quietly. Which as you know, is NOT your style.

But now, you really ARE throwing a temper tantrum. We realize that you have been shouting for the border to be handled and immigration to be stopped, and we AGREE!

Where we disagree, is just how President Trump is supposed to get this done when Congress doesn’t want it done? Why do you blame him alone?

It’s completely illogical.

Lately, it seems you are sounding pretty much like Joy Baer. Shrill. Spoiled. Making demands. As if, you are the only one in the country, and you WANT YOUR WAY! And you want it NOW.

Don’t we all, when we’re five.

I know. It’s saving the country, I know. But Anne, where HAVE you been lately? You’ve written whole books on the corruption of the democrats and still, you don’t seem to get it.

You said this about Trump supporters:

“Trump voters have fallen into 2 factions: The Tell the Truth faction and the Kiss the Emperor’s Ass camp. Newt and I have picked different camps.”

Okay, you were mad because Newt said this:

“Ann Coulter’s never run for office,” Gingrich said. “She doesn’t know anything about how you put a majority together. She’s off here in some fantasyland where she gets to be noisy, which helps her sell books.”

And then YOU said this:

“Newt’s right — I’m just selling books. But at least I don’t have to kiss Trump’s a** to do so.”

Nobody says: Well if writing a book called “In Trump We Trust” is not kissing “a** then what exactly WERE you doing when you wrote that book?

Kissing your own bank account?

The reality is Anne, your book sales will go under, because instead of putting the blame on immigration where it should be: the Rino’s and Liberals who are fighting it, you place the whole blame on President Trump.

And you are doing a Peggy Noonan. Peggy Noonan was a clear voice for conservatives, until she fell in love with Obama.

You may pride yourself on free speech, fine. But your speech is vicious, just like what we hear on all our networks from the liberals, so we can only assume, you are doing it to get on TV.

Dear Ann, I still love your hair, I love the new highlights, the new softness of it all… but I also wish you would take a long vacation to maybe….China.

China: Where your message of anger at President Trump will probably make you some really big bucks.

This Nobody, thinks…you should get off your computer and try reading some books on history.

Or better yet, the Constitution. Or hang out with Levine for a few days.

You DID read it, didn’t you?

Your pride in your own ‘free speech’ is hurting the country, as sure as a white movie star has pride in the fact that she thinks all whites are racist. And she agrees which makes her feel soooooo good.

You can have free speech, but you don’t have to be nasty about it.

Because now, when you talk, we see just another witch, with pretty hair.

Nobody’s Perfect Anne, not me, not Trump, and especially, not even you.

Come back to the conservative platform and help us save the country. Complain about the immigration. Shout it all you want.

But I hate to tell you, Trump supporters don’t kiss ANYBODY’s a**.

And that includes yours.

Hang out with a few sometime.

United we Stand. Divided we fall. And YOU are doing nothing but dividing the very people needed to ‘get er done.’

Try soaring again with the Eagles Anne, you’ve been down in the mud with the rats for much too long. It’s going to turn your hair gray before your time.

And we DO so…..need as many pretty eagles as we can get.

PLEASE.

 

January 28, 2019 Posted by | Ann Coulter, Uncategorized | | 2 Comments

Ann Coulter: Explains Rubio’s Stance on Immigration

Nobody Cares

Slowly the pundits are jumping the Jeb Bush Titanic ship of fools….including the man who was in charge of his campaign. (By the way, has anybody else noticed that Dana Perino sort of disappeared?) So, the ‘money’ people are eyeing Rubio, who is young, handsome, and determined to beat Lindsay Graham in the “I’ll be the greatest Commander-In Chief” contest.

There’s something pretty scary about a man raised in a bar fighting the Chinese, Russia, and ISIS. I just can’t picture Lindsey NOT crying if we are attacked. Putin will take off his shirt, and Lindsey, would probably go have a beer. Hillary would bring another push button. Rubio, what would Rubio do? Give a long speech and probably give himself a year to consider his options.

Rubio was one of the “Gang of Eight” that was going to help out Obama in his quest for more democratic voters, which Ted Cruz just reminded Fox commentator Bret Baier— he stopped dead in its track. Don’t tell TED he never accomplishes anything.

From Adios America!(Ann Coulter, p.42-43)Ann Coulter

Marco Rubio went on a worldwide tour swearing that his “comprehensive immigration reform” absolutely insisted on “enforcement first.” Then the bill was unveiled and it said:

Step one: Everyone who is here is legal.

Step two: After they’re amnestied, they can bring in all their relatives.  

When would the enforcement part of Rubio’s “Enforcement First!” plan have kicked in? Answer: Never. As Rubio said on Fox News Sunday. “Basically, Homeland Security will have five years to meet that goal. If after five years Homeland Security has not met that number, it will trigger the Border Commission, who will then take over this issue for them.” So if the Department of Homeland Security failed to secure the border, ANOTHER GOVERNMENT COMMISSION WOULD BE CREATED! (That always works, said the Department of Education.)  And if the second commission failed, Rubio would personally write a strongly worded letter. Would the 11 million illegal’s already legalized lose that status if the border remained wide open? Of course not. Refer to Step One. But the bill sure would have spent a lot of taxpayer money.

I love Ann Coulter.

Now, if Rubio said that he has changed his attitude, would you trust it?

Can YOU say….Adios America? I’m counting on Ted Cruz and Donald Trump to take him out…and I’m sure, Ann Coulter will be down at the border helping them.

October 30, 2015 Posted by | Ann Coulter, Uncategorized | , , | 8 Comments

Nobody Wins and Nobody Loses: Kerry, Coulter, Off Pockets and Turtle Sex

Nobody Wins

Nobody Wins: Here we have two nobody inventor winners! Don’t want Obama following you to your girlfriend’s house? Block that signal.

Okay, so I see a few bugs here. What happens when you have to make a call? It looks like you would have to take it out of the ‘pocket’ and then BAM. They’ve got cha.

Or maybe you can put your off pocket hoodie on while you’re making your call….or better yet— Get them to stop spying on you.  (Laugh here)

Wait…then the call signal won’t go out.

Anyway, the good news here is, nobody likes to be snooped on, and these two nobodies are trying to do something about it. Good for them!

Nobody Wins: Another big win this week was Ann Coulter’s last column, where she compares Saddam Hussein’s crimes to Assad. When Ann is hot, she is sizzling. Read that here.

Nobody Wins: It was a big loss today when John Kerry kept insisting to Rand Paul that bombing Syria, would not, and should not be considered taking us to war. It’s just an ‘action’ to make Assad stop using chemical weapons. It’s one thing to change the meaning of what the word ‘is’ —but, it’s quite another when your Secretary of State changes the meaning of dropping bombs on a country from a declaration of war, to some sort of friendly warning letter.

Nobody Wins: Another loss went to Miley Cyrus, who bragged about how successful her sex dance was on MTV, because she is reeling in the MONEY!  Nobody suggests she get her ears fixed.

Nobody Wins: And on a lighter note, at the zoo today, we were walking around the corner, and we kept hearing loud rhythmic GRUNTS.  We came around the corner—-and low and behold…somebody got lucky!  (Yes, I HAD to take a picture, wouldn’t you?) If you’ve never seen a Galapagos Turtle having sex, you might want to put that on your bucket list of “uh?”  I’m so sorry I did not have my movie camera. His grunts were just great.

What I did notice was that SHE was eating an apple during the whole thing. Which gave me a few ideas……

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September 4, 2013 Posted by | Animals, Ann Coulter, Just life, Uncategorized, War | , , , | 1 Comment

Nobody Notes–Last Debate and Ann Coulter

Nobody’s Notes–

On the final Republican Debate in Arizona.

It wasn’t the debate tonight that surprised me..nothing new was exposed under the sun. Ron Paul was as he said he is: consistently constitutional. Rick Santorum fell from grace by trying to act like all the previous bad votes he did in Congress were not his fault—and he has a point…It’s just the way Washington forces you to work. He really got some big boos when he said he was a team player.

Most people know the “system” is corrupt.  

Newt Gingrich had no great moments, but if he ran on getting our own energy here at home and telling the rest of the world to go fly a kite like he said—He’d probably win.

Mitt Romney did well, said all the right things—no doubt it will be announced that he won. But, at the very end of the debate we saw his dark side.  John King asked him a question, and Mitt was pontificating his usual politician BS style, and King called him to answer the question, and Mitt snapped back  with that “How dare you question me.” attitude. Newt can pull it off. Mitt looked arrogant.

We have the supreme arrogant in the White House now, we don’t want another.

At the end of the debate there really was no clear winner..everyone had a few good points, but it was after the debate that I was surprised at Ann Coulter’s piece on why all us ‘morons” don’t get it. Mitt Romney is the best candidate according to her. She really has no clue.

I’d like to help her out to WHY Rush Limbaugh, Mark Levin, Sean Hannity, Sarah Palin, and many others are scared of Mitt.

Here’s a few of her comments, and my…”help.”  

Ann Says: Romney became deeply pro -life as governor of the aforementioned liberal state and vetoed an embryonic stem cell bill. (Meanwhile, Newt Gingrich lobbied President George W. Bush to allow embryonic  stem cell research)

Nobody Says: We have all seen the video Ann, of Mitt being FOR pro-choice…he was a pretty big boy when he took that stance, and now he has changed. (flip-flop) Also– So what if he was elected in a liberal state? That means that  a lot of liberals thought he was pretty moderate. And George Bush’s embryonic stem cell research was on only the embryo’s that had already been frozen. Bush was adamant that no more be harvested.  At the time, Nancy Reagan was pushing really hard for it. Remember Ann?

Ann Says:  The chestnut about Mitt Romney being pushed on unsuspecting conservatives by “the Establishment” is the exact opposite of the truth. The Establishment, by any sensible definition, is virulently opposed to Romney.

Nobody Says: Ann Coulter thinks the “establishment” is Rush Limbaugh and FOX news. To the American people “the establishment” is the old Rockefeller Republican big government part of the party that we are tired of. That big Rockefeller government was endorsed and lead by the Bush family, who endorses Mitt. It’s as simple as that., Ann. George W. Bush turned into a big government Rockefeller Republican and his family support Mitt Romney. THEY are the establishment, not the conservative TV and Radio hosts.

Ann  Says: But instead of popping Champagne corks over our final triumph over Rockefeller Republicanism, some conservatives are still fighting old wars, rather like an old cold warrior prattling about the Soviet Union after the rest of us have moved onto the war on terrorism.

Nobody Says:  When was the final triumph over Ann? Was it over when Daddy Bush said, “There WILL be a New World Order? Was it over when his son signed the North American Treaty? Or when he expanded government spending? When he came out and said, “Well the bankers got a little too greedy” and started the bailouts of the bank, with just a “Okay, no big deal here.” and changed the whole world?

Tell me Ann, when did that big government Rockefeller part of the party stop?  Hasn’t the whole Bush family been trying to get Jeb as President?

Ann Says: The obsession with sticking it to the Establishment (which includes Christine O’Donnell, but excludes Bill Kristol) by voting for a loose cannon demagogue or a crusading Catholic who can’t seem to move the conversation past contraception is as pie-in-the-sky delusional as anything dished by Democrats carrying on about “green jobs.”

Nobody Says: Ron Paul is not a loose cannon. If he is a loose cannon then so is our Constitution. You are a Constitutional lawyer, are you not?  And whether you liked his answer tonight on attacking Iran, (Ron is against it)he is right on one thing. Another war would sink us economically like Russia. We have 45 bases around the area..war should be avoided at all cost.

Still, most conservatives think Iran is another Hitler waiting to happen.

And Ann…Rick Santorum did not start all the contraception talk, it was Obama who set that whole thing up. That conversation is being fueled by liberals, not Santorum. (Wow…Ann Coulter, the women who wrote the bible on liberal dirty tactics ignores her own books. Amazing.)

Ann  Says: Meanwhile, Romney cheerfully campaigns on, the biggest outsider and most conservative candidate we’ve run for president since Reagan, while being denounced by the Establishment as “too Establishment.”

Nobody Says: He may not be from Washington, but he is the son of a Senator. Many believe that the big corporations and money have taken over most of our politicians. (Wow, that’s pretty much a fact.) Obama will paint Mitt as the big rich Wall Street guy and he will lose. Mitt will get mad in a debate, like he did tonight. It would be a VERY close race….and they would give it to Obama to prevent race riots.

I can’t say tonight as I walked around the block and looked at the stars that I felt inspired at all by any of it. In a debate, Newt would be the best debater against Obama. That’s just my Nobody’s Opinion. I think Sarah Palin and Thomas Sowell agree.

The main trouble is: Americans are really tired of their politicians…It’s about time they start attacking Obama with every breathe they take, at this point..that’s all we want to hear.  

February 23, 2012 Posted by | Ann Coulter | , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

   

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