Joyanna Adams

Nobody's Opinion

Nobody Wins and Nobody Loses: Kerry, Coulter, Off Pockets and Turtle Sex

Nobody Wins

Nobody Wins: Here we have two nobody inventor winners! Don’t want Obama following you to your girlfriend’s house? Block that signal.

Okay, so I see a few bugs here. What happens when you have to make a call? It looks like you would have to take it out of the ‘pocket’ and then BAM. They’ve got cha.

Or maybe you can put your off pocket hoodie on while you’re making your call….or better yet— Get them to stop spying on you.  (Laugh here)

Wait…then the call signal won’t go out.

Anyway, the good news here is, nobody likes to be snooped on, and these two nobodies are trying to do something about it. Good for them!

Nobody Wins: Another big win this week was Ann Coulter’s last column, where she compares Saddam Hussein’s crimes to Assad. When Ann is hot, she is sizzling. Read that here.

Nobody Wins: It was a big loss today when John Kerry kept insisting to Rand Paul that bombing Syria, would not, and should not be considered taking us to war. It’s just an ‘action’ to make Assad stop using chemical weapons. It’s one thing to change the meaning of what the word ‘is’ —but, it’s quite another when your Secretary of State changes the meaning of dropping bombs on a country from a declaration of war, to some sort of friendly warning letter.

Nobody Wins: Another loss went to Miley Cyrus, who bragged about how successful her sex dance was on MTV, because she is reeling in the MONEY!  Nobody suggests she get her ears fixed.

Nobody Wins: And on a lighter note, at the zoo today, we were walking around the corner, and we kept hearing loud rhythmic GRUNTS.  We came around the corner—-and low and behold…somebody got lucky!  (Yes, I HAD to take a picture, wouldn’t you?) If you’ve never seen a Galapagos Turtle having sex, you might want to put that on your bucket list of “uh?”  I’m so sorry I did not have my movie camera. His grunts were just great.

What I did notice was that SHE was eating an apple during the whole thing. Which gave me a few ideas……

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September 4, 2013 Posted by | Animals, Ann Coulter, Just life, Uncategorized, War | , , , | 1 Comment

   

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