Joyanna Adams

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Just in Time:Biden Performed Miracles!

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Just how STRONG the propaganda from the left has been. Every day I get on my Windows 11, and MSNBC news is so negative againt all Trump and Elon I don’t even read it. Here’s a few headlines:

As Tesla struggles to make self driving work, it’s hiring a team to remote control it’s Robotaxi: Musk DOGE wants to slash regulations. Workers and patients may suffer experts say: X users flock to Bluesky: Donald Trump Jr. says that his father might ban mainstream media journalists from the White House Press.

Yes, ALL negative, so I never read it, but I was watching Haystack news and low and bold…A MIRACLE has happened! Right before our eyes!! Lord have mercy! Biden’s adminstration was a big success! Who knew? Not since the parting of the red sea has such wonderful events happen ALL AT THE SAME TIME!

GAS..is down! Wow…Right before Thanksgiving…thank old Joe for that…Never mind that it’s probably down a few cents and EVERYBODY has to drive and some go very far. But thanks Joe!

Food is also down! It’s a miracle. The price of food is down…(even though it’s up 19%) even though much of the food that you bought has been spoiled with salmonella poisoning, killing more than a few across the nation..don’t worry, just wash your hands more when you prepare your Thanksgiving dinner…it’s okay.

The Bird flu is back…so get your flu shots, BEFORE thanksgiving so you don’t give the COVID to any or your reletives. By the way, you can get a free testing kit from the government to see if you even have it.

And just in case you didn’t know…it was the pandemic that caused all the problems that Biden’s adminstration had. NOT Biden. He has just fixed it all because…it’s just now showing up…and another miracle…Joe and Macron have ended the war between the Jews and the Muslims! Wow….and we all thought President Trump would do that. Go figure. Old Joe…got it done.

ALL our schools…just in…all of them have reported improvements! It’s a miracle...they can all read at 3rd grade level now and they all got high school schlarships.

President Trump’s Taffis of course will destroy everything. If you shop at Wal-Mart, where most of the items are from China, all the Wal-Mart products will go up. Never mind that after the “pandemic” that’s going to be the ONLY store left to shop at if you’re part of the masses. You will get to the online shopping very quickly because all the Dollar Stores, Wal-Marts main competition, are disappearing like frogs jumping in a lake. You will pay more and it will be President TRUMP’s fault.

But the most touching was Biden forgiving the Turkeys. And where he made SURE he thanked the troops. because you and I both know, he is hoping the war with Russia becomes full blown. Really don’t miss this exciting miracle of a President pardoning a Turkey and being able to walk all the way back to the front porch.

Yes, miracles are happening. Next thing you know, Biden will walk on water. Part the red sea, and deliver a pardon to ALLL illegals in the nation and give them the right to vote. Or maybe, he will just fade quietly into the beaches of Delaware where Peach and Blossom will become his Turkey dinner.

Nobody Knows, and Nobody Cares. I’ve had enough miracles for one day.

November 26, 2024 Posted by | Uncategorized | , , , , | Leave a comment