Joyanna Adams

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Bob Dylan and Bill Clinton Agree: You gotta SERVE somebody

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Nobody Flashes
 
It was reported today that Bill Clinton wants to finally “correct” whatever you read on the internet. He is not happy with the “misinformation” on the internet and he should know. Everyone knows he did NOT have sex, with that MS Lewinsky and the Drudge Report ruined his good time with all the ‘misinformation’ he wrote day after day, which of course, lead Bubba down the impeachment path of shame.
 
And he hasn’t forgotten it. Bubba wants the government to stop it all.
 
He said: “It would be a legitimate thing to do.”
 
Legitimate? Uh…free speech IS legitimate. Nobody wants to be censored, like they are in China, and so, just in case all us bloggers and reporters actually call a duck a duck, Bill wants to have a ‘government’ agency that “corrects” the “misinformation” on the Internet…an independent government agency.
 
An independent government agency? Sounds like duckwad to me.
 
Bill Clinton wants censorship…like in China, which brings me to…

Bob Dylan, the famous anti-war propagandist turned Christian homebody was “censored” by China. He went over there to make a butt load of cash, and many of his old hippie fans, like Maureen Dowd, are in shock. Bob Dylan agreed to be censored?

“He sang his censored set, took his pile of Communist cash and left,” Dowd wrote. She called him a “sellout” because China wanted to see his list of songs.
 Dylan, (Robert Zimmerman) said this on his website.

“As far as censorship goes, the Chinese government had asked for the names of the songs that I would be playing. There’s no logical answer to that, so we sent them the set lists from the previous three months. If there were any songs, verses or lines censored, nobody ever told me about it and we played all the songs that we intended to play.” 

Come on…you can’t understand a word the man says when he sings. Really.
 
You know…I know how she feels. Nobody was a bigger fan than I was back in the sixties. I still have all his albums. And then, when I saw him sitting next to Bill Clinton, who was honoring him with a big award at the Kennedy Center in 1997, WHILE he was bombing Kosovo…I thought to myself: What… a …hypocrite.
 
Bob Dylan has been doing all this leftist stuff just for the money?…I get it.
 
And speaking of money…What a capitalist will do to get it! General Motors is sponsoring a propaganda film celebrating the 90th anniversary of the Chinese Communist Party!
 
Yeah…let’s celebrate communism! Communists gave them a bailout here— no wonder they love it.

Nobody Remembers when John Lennon recorded “Serve Yourself” in response to Dylan’s’ “Gotta Serve Somebody.” Looks like Dylan has done both on his tour of China and Bill Clinton wants to put the same rules up here.
 So, what do you want to bet that before Obama leaves office, he gives Dylan some kind of award at the White House, all the while he will be bombing Libya, Pakistan, Afghanistan, and Iraq…
 
Will Bob Dylan be allowed to sing “Masters of War?

Come you masters of war…you that build the big guns You that build the death planes, you that build all the bombs, You that hide behind walls. You that hide behind desks. I just don’t want you to know I can see through your masks.

I suggest Bob sing his other hit at the White House: “You gotta serve somebody.” That way, when we all lose our websites to cyberspace, we will all remember who to blame…
 
I mean…who we serve.

May 18, 2011 Posted by | China, Clintons, communism | | 15 Comments

Nobody Knows What Hillary Saw, But Nobody Can Guess!

Nobody Knows
 
It was reported, when this picture was first released, that Vice President Joe Biden, ‘President’ Obama, Admiral Michael Mullen, Director of Intelligence, James Clapper, Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton, Counterterrorism Chief John Brennan, and Secretary of Defense, Robert Gates,…were watching the assassination of Bin Laden as it happened. Then, the next day, they said that…no, that’s not right. Hillary was trying to suppress a cough and they were actually, staring at a blank screen.
 
Well cowboys and cowgirls…do we REALLY believe that? Since they will not admit exactly WHAT they saw, or what they had found out, I think we can assume we are free to speculate.
 
What did Hillary (and the rest) REALLY see in Osama’s bedroom?
 
 
1. Oh my god…there’s a copy of Obama’s REAL birth certificate!
 
2. Is that a pork sandwich?
 
3. He has Euro’s? Didn’t we just send him about a million? Does this mean he has lost faith in the dollar? Don’t tell Bernanke.
 
4. Hillary: Oh no…he has my private phone number.
 
5. My god…he makes his own beer? What does it say? (Seal member picks up bottle to show label)— Bin Lager?
 
6. He’s watching Conan O’Brian?
 
7. Wait…pan over…is that…is that…Michael Jackson’s doctor?
 
8. What else is that on the table? —Kosher Dills!?
 
9. He does WHAT with camels?
 
10…Wait…he has a tattoo…who is it? (Seal guy lifts up Osama’s arm) …looks like…is that….Shirley Temple?

 

(Nobody Makes this stuff up…just because, they won’t tell us.)

May 5, 2011 Posted by | Clintons, politics | | 2 Comments

Nobody’s Perfect: Executioner Obama VS Hillary the Hun

Nobody’s Perfect: It was hard not to comment on the fabulous failure of Charlie Sheen’s road show this week. It was also hard not to celebrate the retirement of Katie Couric from the CBS nightly news, but, I found these two flaming pilgrims mere twits on a baby’s dimpled butt-cheek compared to the real life mistakes of our big and bold socialist leaders.
Obama makes the list again this week, (I cannot seem to keep him off) but he has good company in our favorite gal about the world, Hillary Clinton. Most of us have noticed that for the FIRST time in Obama’s administration, Hillary Clinton has been on the front lines running the United States in foreign affairs in the East because, if there is a mistake made, Obama can blame her.
 
Hillary, the maniacal man-hater, has found one man she wants to stick up for: Assad of Syria. Assad has killed 40,000 of his own people in Lebanon (according to WIKIPEDIA) …which puts him right up there with Saddam, but Hillary said that Assad is a “reformer.” In other words, when his people rose up against him recently, she stuck up for him.
 
Now, does this have ANYTHING to do with the Golan Heights that Israel won far and square after being attacked by Syria in the Yom Kipper War? Is this against the Jews— because this is land that Obama would like Israel to give back? Or is it because satellite images project plutonian in Syria? This from Charles Krauthammer:

Clinton’s statement is morally obtuse. Here are people demonstrating against a dictatorship that repeatedly uses live fire on its own people, a regime that in 1982 killed 20,000 in Hama and then paved the dead over. Here are insanely courageous people demanding reform—the the U.S. secretary of state tells the world that the thug ordering and shooting of innocents already is a reformer, thus effectively endorsing the Baath party line—“We are all reformers,” Assad told parliament—and undermine the demonstrators” cause.

Hillary is no pimp of piety. Obviously she was told to stick up for Assad by her boss. And speaking of her boss, Hillary’s racking mistake is nothing compared to her boss’s decision, made today, that…well ..I’ll just keep Gitmo opened and those terrorist that I said I would put on trial in New York, are going to be tried by military court. He announced this absurd reversal on the same day he said he was running for reelection, which of course reminded everyone how he had promised to close Gitmo on his first day in office, and how he had also lobbied hard to give a “fair trial” to the terrorists of 9/11 in New York, causing more years of extreme heartache to all those that suffered on that day.
 
Obama’s political instincts are sharp and so, he passed the buck of blame on this to Eric Holder. Bob Holder said this in a press conference: “Do I know better than them? Yes. I respect their ability to disagree but they should respect that this is an executive branch function, a unique executive branch function,”
 
Obama has a lot of “executive branch functions” doesn’t he? In other words, a dictator can branch out as many functions as he seems fit.
 
No wonder he likes Assad.
 
Obama’s Youtube reelection video, which was released today, was so lame, that you would actually think MR. Perfect wants to lose.
 
Or,—is he just waiting for some  big moment to recapture his popularity?
Nobody thinks, with these two running the show, Obama might never have to run for reelection ever again.

April 4, 2011 Posted by | Clintons, Middle East, Obama | , , | 1 Comment

Hillary Clinton: Burkha BrainWave Damage

 

Nobody Reports: Can you believe this? Al-Jazeera is reporting REAL news according to our Secretary of State, Hillary (I got #$%) Clinton. And here in America, we do not get good news anymore, she says. It doesn’t exist. We have too many commercials, and talking pundits.  Too much “democratic” debate there for you Hillary?

(I stopped watching Seseme Street some time ago, Hillary, what are YOU watching? )

Not only that, but she thinks more people here in America are starting to watch Al Jazeera because it gives the “news.”

It’s official. Lady Clariol is doing way too much damage.

Just who do you think she is talking about here? Everyone knows: FOX .

The good news is: it means the liberals are losing in the media department, so therefore they have to send out Hillary Clinton, the woman who said (I don’t remember) about two thousand times before a grand jury, to tell us all we are not getting the facts. We need MORE stations like Al Jazeera.

Oh sure…Al Jazeera is filled with “news.” I can just imagine.

The bad news is: This means Obama the Muslim-in-Chief, wants to get Al Jazeera put on all our cable channels, so that (his) plans to make this a Muslim Nation can continue.

This statement was so insane, you can only wonder…what next? Is Hillary going to start telling us all that maybe the women over here should start wearing burkhas?

Oh…right.

They will have to get rid of O’Reilly first, and that guy will not go genlty into that good night, nor will Glenn Beck, or Cavuto…or Hannity, or Palin.

Face it Hillary..the only people that are going to turn on Al Jazeera here are Muslims.

Now I know why you have stopped wearing makeup,—you want to be a star on Al Jazeera. You don’t want to ‘offend” your Muslim comrades. It seems you have still forgotten the fact that you are an American woman.

Hillary…were you EVER an American woman?

“I don’t …recall.”

I thought you’d say that.

The day I am forced to pay for Al Jazeera on my TV cable subscription, is the day I will cancel. ..or maybe…that’s the plan.

March 5, 2011 Posted by | Clintons, Uncategorized | , | 4 Comments

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