Happy Easter!
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Happy Easter Everyone!
Hopefully, everyone can be with their families, having dinner in their own homes, and praying that this nightmare is over soon.
I’m not Mormon, but I bet sitting in this church at any time in your life is worth a bucket list wish.
The Crucifiction of President Trump
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Was it just me? Jesus Christ wasn’t the only one being crucified again last week. We are having a whole run on President Trump’s crucifixion. It’s like President Trump is being nailed to the cross with every chance they can muster…and every minute of the day. 
Jesus must be looking down and going, “Yep. They always go after the good guys.”
They just can’t stop themselves, can they? It’s hard for most conservative to be ‘forgiving’ because the liberals know EXACTLY what they do.
I was listening to some FOX NEWS X-General today going out of his ever-loving mind on TV. He was saying that Trump was getting out of Syria and it was a huge mistake.
Why, it was a slap in the face to the Saudis!
Haven’t we just sold the Saudi’s a butt load of jets and military hardware? The West got that oil out of the sand for them, it’s about time THEY start putting petal to the metal and fighting their own fights. God know they’ve got more money than we do to spare, and a lot more young men.
Let their pilots bomb for a while.
Hillary was right behind this general with, “Trump is losing our leadership in the world.” All this bluster about us staying involved in all the wars all over the world brings back Eisenhower’s warning about the “military” complex. 
Who benefits from America fighting all these proxy wars?
Guess what? The American people are tired of policing and paying for the world’s protection. Trump is doing what we all voted for….but not according to Ann Coulter, who thinks he has abandoned us.
Unbelievably the blond and pretty constitutional scholar from Harvard FORGOT that we have a ‘republic.’ last week.
Ann Coulter, came out and said at a young Republican meeting and I quote:
“I knew he was a shallow, lazy ignoramus, and I didn’t care,”
Really? You KNEW that and yet you made millions off a book called “In Trump we Trust” even though it was ‘fake news?”
OMG Ann. WTF? Did you stop hanging out with Drudge?
So, Coulter has jumped off the conservative planet to join her liberal loving buddy Peggy Noonan. Peggy went for writing patriotic speeches for Ronald Reagan to becoming the biggest bullhorn for Barack Obama this side of the Nile River. Basically so she could keep reeling in the big bucks. I guess Anne is just another “Follow the money.” idiot. Not many are going to buy any more of her books after that statement.
And then we had Jimmy Carter who was set up by the Trump hater Colbert to insinuate that President Trump was a “jerk.”
“Does America want kind of a jerk for President?”
Jimmy Carter zinged Trump and said, “Apparently from this recent election, yes.”
This from a guy who couldn’t get our hostages out of Iran, and had to be saved by Ronald Reagan.
Funny, Carter was praising Trump just last week on his stance with North Korea. Obviously he wants to go back and help Kim Jung get back his nuclear mojo. 
And its’ not just them that can’t shut up: We have the Mayor of London, the Presidents of Mexico, All our X-Presidents, and “Moonbeam” Jerry Brown…heart attack Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Joe Biden…the list is never-ending.
I’m sitting here in the last hours of Easter.
Saturday night I was outside looking at the ominous sky, and it reminded me of how it must have looked the night Jesus died on the cross. It was my moment of spiritual reflection, and reflections on the sheer hatred for our President, that is beyond all reason.
This Easter weekend, the Pope has declared there is no hell, and he is “ashamed” of the earth, as if…he is the only one God is not ashamed of.
God sent the arrogant Pope a message…some of the Sistine Chapel fell down.
All this hatred. All this doubt.
So, if there IS no hell, then they can’t send President Trump to it now, can they?
Nobody Thinks, if they try, he will be resurrected bigger than they could ever imagine.
So, the crucifixion of President Trump will go on and on, and we all know where that will end.
The Roman empire died. Jesus’s empire is still alive.
Hate our President all you want: Somebody in heaven and a lot people on earth, still have faith in him.
And that faith, out of all this hate, will only grow stronger.
They just don’t read their Bible now, do they?
Nobody Flashes a Presidential Easter Message
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Just imagine…Hillary Clinton giving this message on Easter to the nation.
You can’t? Neither can I. In fact, I don’t remember any President doing this.
Did they?
Hillary would have blamed the Easter Bunny for making her lose the election.
This was so normal, and sweet, that it seems almost out of a time capsule and no doubt is driving all progressives everywhere crazy.
And that is just another reason, why I’m so0000000 happy, this man is in the White House.
Happy Easter Mr. President!
May God continue to guide you in all that you do.
Nobody’s Perfect: Jay Leno VS The Easter Bunny
Nobody’s Perfect
This week we have a contest between two very loved American icons about ready to lose their jobs: Jay Leno VS the Easter Bunny. Here we see Jay Leno sitting at his desk in Burbank…
Leno: Hey Martha…get the Easter Bunny on the phone for me.
Easter Bunny: “Hello”
Leno: Hey buddy! Jay Leno here. I heard you got some bad news recently. Obama tried kicking you out of the White House Easter Egg Hunt.
Easter Bunny: Mr. Leno! Yeah, can you believe it? I’ve been putting out eggs at the White House before Ulysses became President. All those years I had to put up with those bratty kid— Little John-John making me work all day…not to mention that year I hid beer cans for Billy Carter…and this is the thanks I get for making sure they all found an egg on Easter. Amy Carter had to have black eggs. Who gets black eggs for kids? Tell me– who? The Easter Bunny, that’s who.
Leno: I know, I heard about it: but hey, that’s why I want to have you on my last show…
Easter Bunny: Your last show? What happened? You too, huh?
Leno: Yeah…I guess…it’s not the first time you know. They want to replace me soon with somebody younger. You would think they’d know better because they did it once before, and it backfired on them. Remember, they replayed me with that red-headed knucklehead Conan O’Brian, and it really flopped.
But this new guy, Jimmy Fallon,– he’s really close to the Obama’s. They love the guy. In fact, he helped get them elected you know, and, I just can’t compete with a guy who does push-ups with Michelle. Jimmy gets to sleep in the Lincoln bedroom every other month for free…all he has to do is have them on his show. He really sucks up to them…I think they have it out for me. They want to put their faces on everybody’s TV at night…to be the last thing they see before they fall asleep..Obama and Michelle, and Jimmy and Bo…
Easter Bunny: I hear you…they’re mad at me too. Obama was so mad that I wouldn’t dance on the White House Lawn with Michelle that I got actually scared he was going to throw a broccoli basket at me. And this is all ridiculous Jay, because he says he doesn’t have the money, but he is giving money to a make a bunch of new National Parks…The Rio Grande for Mexico, Delaware land for Joe Biden, one for Harriet Tubman and to honor the first black park superintendent…and hey..When does the Easter Bunny get a monument? I have given more of my hard work to the kids of this country— and then they grow up, and forget. Did you know that Obama is trying to BAN EASTER out of all public schools?
Leno: No..I hadn’t heard that. Gee…first the light bulb, now Easter? What’s next? David Letterman?
Easter Bunny: I think…there’s someone behind this…and you want to know who?
Leno: Uh…David Letterman?
Easter Bunny: No…it’s Jeffery Immelt. Ever since he lost the Easter Egg Hunt to Jack Welch he’s had it out for me.
Leno: You know, he does own NBC..and you’re right. They are going to move Jimmy back to New York and Jimmy won’t owe ANY taxes. GE pays no taxes thanks to Obama, so I guess it’s who you know.
Easter Bunny: They would NEVER treat the Tooth Fairy this badly. I think it’s because I give Easter eggs away. The Tooth Fairy leaves money under the kids pillows. And they aren’t even working for that quarter…they just lose a tooth. I MAKE the children work for those eggs. I teach them how to work for their rewards. (sigh) The world is changing. Jay….what can we do? Listen to this:
In a memo to lawmakers, who receive tickets to the egg roll, the White House notes that “by using these tickets, guests are acknowledging that this event is subject to cancellation due to funding uncertainty surrounding the Executive Office of the President and other federal agencies.
Leno: So..it’s only the politician’s kids who are allowed on the White House lawn? Didn’t the President just take a $6 million dollar vacation? What kind of uncertainty is that?
Easter Bunny: I know. He’s going to regret this. I know a LOT of bunnies.
Leno: Well. Good. Can I count on you to be a guest on my last show? Between the two of us, we can certainly tell everyone in the country what we think of the Obama’s.
Easter Bunny: On one condition.
Leno: What?
Easter Bunny: You don’t invite Joe Biden. I hear he likes shot guns.
Leno: (Jay Laughs) No..noooooo…we love the Easter Bunny here! Who would you like me to book?
Easter Bunny: Benjamin Netanyahu.
Leno: Really? Why?
Easter Bunny: Because the Easter Bunny is the new Jew…and I’m sure, Israel will stand with the Easter Bunny.
Leno: Well…are you sure? Wouldn’t you rather have Pope Francis?
Easter Bunny: I have it on good authority that he’s pretty busy right now..but Jay, I just want to say— thanks for calling.
Leno : No problem…you know, I never did thank you for that plastic Easter Egg you gave me when I was three…the one with the little plastic mustang in it? I haven’t stopped thinking about cars since. It’s the real reason I worked so hard to become famous…I wanted to buy real cars…I loved that little Easter egg car soooooo much. I still have it in my office at work.
Easter Bunny; You’re welcome Jay.
Leno: So…see ya soon, stay on the line and my secretary will get your contract.
Easter Bunny: What? I never signed a contract at the White House…
Leno: Uh…did it ever enter your mind that maybe that would be a problem someday?
Easter Bunny: Well…no…uh…
Leno. Okay, don’t forget to bring some of those chocolate eggs for the staff. See ya soon buddy!
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I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
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You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
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