Nobody Knows: Shouldn’t We Rename Obamacare— Soylent Black?
Nobody Knows
“The trouble we’ve seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnn!
Wait. Nobody is coming to you tonight from an undisclosed location, not far from the deep cesspool bowels of Ferguson, Missouri. I can see the fires from my house. And the question tonight is: Will my blow-up Santa Teddy Bear sitting on my front lawn be there in the morning? Will I wake up tomorrow morning, put my feet on the floor, and in the words of Dustin Hoffman say: “Is it safe?”
Nobody Knows.
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And speaking of great mysteries: Tonight the family watched the second Hunger Game movie. Okay. So I’m a bit behind the populous, but Nobody really wants to know: The heroine “CAT” goes into the game with no water, no food, no coat, and YET, she ALWAYS has a full load of arrows in her arrow case. It’s simply magic..she shoots monkeys, people, birds, and somehow NEVER runs out of arrows. Nobody Knows if the scriptwriters even care about this rather unenlightened attention to detail, but since the story is all about the rich against the poor, nobody really cares about this little detail…until some teenage girl goes out with her bow and arrows and runs out of arrows, and then starves in the woods because of it.
And speaking of rich people who “care.”
On The FIVE today, (FOX) everyone was so excited…because, who knew? Jeb Bush says he might, or probably will, it’s fairly certain, and it’s already in the bag— that he will be the nomination for the GOP in 2016. Although he admits it’s going to be a real job trying to convince most of the nation that we should step aside and let the Bush’s take control again. Nobody also knows that when Jeb started twisting his head to the right, the VERY same way that George W. did— OMG, I wanted to scream! It’s like THE MUMMY RETURNS!
I didn’t.
Wait. That’s not the worst of it: Dana Perino was overjoyed with the fact that Jeb might run. Well…who knew? She said with great profuseness that Jeb would be better than Hillary—and he’s so …humble.
Humble is not exactly the word I have for Jeb Bush. Jeb Bush is about as appealing as a cold cup of coffee, sitting on top of a pile of dirty dishes, on a cold winter morning. Just the fact that he’s even running means, that like Hillary, he feels entitled to carry the mantle. Hardly humble.
And speaking of humble…
Nobody Knows that some of the black Rams Football players came out and held up their hands…to show that they are humble to be there in front of the crowd and to thank them all…the fans, for attending the game…because very soon, nobody is going to be coming to the games anymore.
And speaking of people not coming to the games anymore, It’s started to come out why Chuck Hagel was fired, uh…or resigned, or whatever happened, he’s not coming to the “war games” anymore. What was the problem? It seems, Obama kept micromanaging everything from the Oval Office.
From The Washington Post:
“There is teeth-gnashing over micromanagement,” a senior defense official said. “Relations have not been great.”
Under Obama, the National Security Council has delved into the nitty-gritty of shaping war policy in the Middle East and Afghanistan, sometimes subjecting senior officials to hours of meetings to reach incremental decisions.
Earlier this year, the decision on how many U.S. troops would remain in Afghanistan in 2015 was the subject of 14 meetings of NSC deputies, four gatherings involving Cabinet secretaries and other NSC “principals,” and two NSC sessions with the president, according to a former senior administration official.
The consequence of those meetings was to pare back the military’s request by just 700 troops — from 10,500 to 9,800.
White House officials regularly call commanders in Afghanistan to gauge their thinking on the progress of the war and their future troop needs. Those calls were a particular source of irritation to Gates, who said he tried to squelch them during the first two years of Obama’s presidency. In a speech this month at the Ronald Reagan presidential library, he recalled being shocked to discover that a direct telephone line to the White House had been installed in the Afghanistan headquarters of the elite Joint Special Operations Command. I had them tear it out while I was standing there,” Gates said. “And I told the commanders, ‘You get a call from the White House, you tell them to go to hell and call me.’
Nobody knows why we even have a Secretary of Defense when the “President” wants the last say on everything…after all, he IS the Commander-in-Chief, and he never misses an opportunity to say so…
Which leads me to the last mystery:
A Dutch woman is driving a big farm plough truck to the South Pole. She just wants to. She wants to “inspire” others to do things, and that’s why she’s’ doing it.
She has 3,000 miles to go.
Personally, I think she should run for President. Why take snow dogs, when you can ride in a nice warm cabin on big wheels? I’d say the woman has more sense than the men.
I’d go with her, but I have to watch my blow-up Teddy…just in case.
Next week, we will ask the age-old questions: Why can’t we just push Stephan Hawking down a big black hole?
The answer is too depressing, so I’ll save it for next week, and I’m signing off tonight from my undisclosed black hole of mysteries.
Don’t bother me. I’m enjoying this hunger game.
Jeb Bush Wants Free Love, No Attacks, and a Hispanic Nation
Nobody’s Opinion
It’s official: Jeb Bush, who got a big interview on Fox this morning, is not running, but why then do we have to see Jeb Bush for a whole hour on Fox Sunday, if he’s not running? He’s been EVERYWHERE on cable.
Why the big sweet promotion for Chris Christie if you’re not thinking of having him as your VP?
I don’t know about you, but politicians getting hour-long programs about themselves, and then saying “I don’t know yet if I’m running.” is getting old. How stupid do they think we are?
Pretty stupid.
My god, it was a Bush love fest on FOX this morning. They started out yesterday replaying the biography of Daddy Bush, a man who’s biggest accomplishment was…what again? Protecting Kuwait?
And some Bush kid said it was the right thing that Daddy Bush did not go in and get Saddam. They won’t tell you WHY it was right.
What? Did George W. needed a legacy?.
(Yes, I don’t like the Bushes, the Clinton’s, the Obama’s, the Pelosi’s, the Reid’s…want to see my list?)
As I watched it for the second time, I realized the whole family was saying things like–
“LOOK! Just think how impressed Vladimir Putin was when he rode on Daddy’s speed boat, and look how fast daddy’s boat can go!”
I’m sure Putin was really impressed. (You’re kidding me right?)
He took Putin for a ride on his boat? Wow. And we are supposed to feel GOOD that they all love Bill Clinton?
FACT: Daddy Bush was elected on the coat tails of Ronald Reagan. Nobody knew much about Herbert Walker…just that he promised to continued Reagan’s efforts. So he got in on that alone. After all, Ronald Reagan defeated Russia, and said the famous, ” Tear down this wall!” And the German people did.
Imagine my surprise today when Bill Gates (right after the interview with Jeb Bush) declared that it was George H.W. Bush that bought down the Berlin Wall and is finally getting credit. Telling the Tea Party Patriots of course, that Ronald Reagan did not do it, Bush did.
(Please. I know his legacy runs kind of short, but aren’t they reaching here?)
Bill Gates sounded like he was doing a job interview for his old job back. Lots of tough talk on what HE would do with Russia.
Anyway, Daddy Bush was born with more than a silver spoon in his mouth— more like a plutonium shovel. Prescott Bush was the man. HE was the big wealthy Wall Street guy. You can go a long way when dad has connections.
The love fest went on: Daddy Bush was the youngest fighter pilot (in my Nobody Opinion, his biggest accomplishment) And then they made the biggest deal about how brave he was to move to that dust bowl of Texas…and worked his way up to become a successful oil man.
As IF he started from scratch in the oil business like the rest of us.
In the biography of Daddy Bush, they didn’t talk much about his accomplishments in the CIA. (Were there any?) The hour-long program was mostly to promote the family as really good people. Daddy Bush can barbecue. Daddy Bush is very sweet. Daddy Bush had a nice dog. Mrs. Bush did most of the talking, and acted like he was just an old Fuddy dud.
(Which he is–now.)
So is ‘Fuddy Duddy’ going to die soon? Or was this all about shining up the Bush’s image for Jeb?
You got It: After Daddy Bush…Jeb got his big interview.
There is one thing that is especially creepy to me, about Jeb, and it’s not his fault. He has all the same facial and “aw gosh shucks” expressions that George W. had. It’s a tick in the family that extremely annoying to watch.
And although Obama is the worst President in our history, many people (myself included) BLAME George W. for Obama even getting on the ticket.
Conservatives everywhere felt…betrayed by George W. Bush.
The Wall Street Bailout..was the nail. It was saying to the whole country, yes, the GOP looks out for big business before you guys, the democrats were right.
“I’ve abandoned free market principles to save the free market system.” –George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Dec. 16, 2008
Right. Thanks George.
Jeb figures he won’t get the women vote, so he’s going for the Hispanics. He basically tells the good citizens of America that illegal immigration is an act of love for the starving people to come and feed their families.
What he doesn’t tell you is that this love is very expensive, and it’s YOUR expense–you just need to find it in your hearts…to love.
Hell Jeb, you feed them. YOU love them. Or better yet, go run for office in Mexico so they don’t have to leave. Take your favorite commie school program Common Core with you.
Jeb Bush says one factor in his decision will be whether he can deliver an optimistic message without getting drawn into a political “mud fight.”
“In my case, that means, ‘can one do it joyfully?’” he said.
NOBODY SAYS: Hell no Jeb, we are going to make your life miserable! We don’t want you to be joyful. Why should we? You want to turn us into Mexico.
He also says the other main factor in his decision to run will be whether it’s OK with his family
Really? We all know it’s okay with your family Jeb, but it’s not your family that runs America. (Or…is it?)
Really Jeb, move to Mexico and run for President there. If you do a good enough job, then, maybe we’ll think about it.
I am surprised they are starting Jeb’s campaigning so early, but I think this is more about stopping the Tea Party in Congress in 2014, than the 2016 elections. This is about the old-established GOP staying in control. When you can get your face on all the cable networks for free, and you’re not even running yet…that’s power. That’s…a monopoly. That’s not American. That’s Dynasty.
Jeb Bush says it’s all about “winning.” That’s right Jeb, so…do us all a favor, and don’t run. Or if you must…how about Mayor of Miami?
About
I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
Joyanna Adams
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