Nobody Knows: Shouldn’t We Rename Obamacare— Soylent Black?

 Nobody Knows

 “The trouble we’ve seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnn!

Wait. Nobody is coming to you tonight from an undisclosed location, not far from the deep cesspool bowels of Ferguson, Missouri. I can see the fires from my house. And the question tonight is: Will my blow-up Santa Teddy Bear sitting on my front lawn be there in the morning? Will I wake up tomorrow morning, put my feet on the floor, and in the words of Dustin Hoffman say: “Is it safe?”

Nobody Knows.

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And speaking of great mysteries: Tonight the family watched the second Hunger Game movie. Okay. So I’m a bit behind the populous, but Nobody really wants to know: The heroine “CAT” goes into the game with no water, no food, no coat, and YET, she ALWAYS has a full load of arrows in her arrow case. It’s simply magic..she shoots monkeys, people, birds, and somehow NEVER runs out of arrows. Nobody Knows if the scriptwriters even care about this rather unenlightened attention to detail, but since the story is all about the rich against the poor, nobody really cares about this little detail…until some teenage girl goes out with her bow and arrows and runs out of arrows, and then starves in the woods because of it.

And speaking of rich people who “care.”

On The FIVE today, (FOX) everyone was so excited…because, who knew? Jeb Bush says he might, or probably will, it’s fairly certain, and it’s already in the bag— that he will be the nomination for the GOP in 2016. Although he admits it’s going to be a real job trying to convince most of the nation that we should step aside and let the Bush’s take control again. Nobody also knows that when Jeb started twisting his head to the right, the VERY same way that George W. did— OMG, I wanted to scream! It’s like THE MUMMY RETURNS!

I didn’t.

Wait. That’s not the worst of it: Dana Perino was overjoyed with the fact that Jeb might run. Well…who knew? She said with great profuseness that Jeb would be better than Hillary—and he’s so …humble.

Humble is not exactly the word I have for Jeb Bush. Jeb Bush is about as appealing as a cold cup of coffee, sitting on top of a pile of dirty dishes, on a cold winter morning. Just the fact that he’s even running means, that like Hillary, he feels entitled to carry the mantle. Hardly humble.

And speaking of humble…

Nobody Knows that some of the black Rams Football players came out and held up their hands…to show that they are humble to be there in front of the crowd and to thank them all…the fans, for attending the game…because very soon, nobody is going to be coming to the games anymore.

And speaking of people not coming to the games anymore, It’s started to come out why Chuck Hagel was fired, uh…or resigned, or whatever happened, he’s not coming to the “war games” anymore. What was the problem? It seems, Obama kept micromanaging everything from the Oval Office.

From The Washington Post:

“There is teeth-gnashing over micromanagement,” a senior defense official said. “Relations have not been great.”

Under Obama, the National Security Council has delved into the nitty-gritty of shaping war policy in the Middle East and Afghanistan, sometimes subjecting senior officials to hours of meetings to reach incremental decisions.

Earlier this year, the decision on how many U.S. troops would remain in Afghanistan in 2015 was the subject of 14 meetings of NSC deputies, four gatherings involving Cabinet secretaries and other NSC “principals,” and two NSC sessions with the president, according to a former senior administration official.

The consequence of those meetings was to pare back the military’s request by just 700 troops — from 10,500 to 9,800.

White House officials regularly call commanders in Afghanistan to gauge their thinking on the progress of the war and their future troop needs. Those calls were a particular source of irritation to Gates, who said he tried to squelch them during the first two years of Obama’s presidency. In a speech this month at the Ronald Reagan presidential library, he recalled being shocked to discover that a direct telephone line to the White House had been installed in the Afghanistan headquarters of the elite Joint Special Operations Command. I had them tear it out while I was standing there,” Gates said. “And I told the commanders, ‘You get a call from the White House, you tell them to go to hell and call me.’ 

Nobody knows why we even have a Secretary of Defense when the “President” wants the last say on everything…after all, he IS the Commander-in-Chief, and he never misses an opportunity to say so…

Which leads me to the last mystery:

A Dutch woman is driving a big farm plough truck to the South Pole. She just wants to. She wants to “inspire” others to do things, and that’s why she’s’ doing it.

She has 3,000 miles to go.

Personally, I think she should run for President. Why take snow dogs, when you can ride in a nice warm cabin on big wheels? I’d say the woman has more sense than the men.

I’d go with her, but I have to watch my blow-up Teddy…just in case.

Next week, we will ask the age-old questions: Why can’t we just push Stephan Hawking down a big black hole?

The answer is too depressing, so I’ll save it for next week, and I’m signing off tonight from my undisclosed black hole of mysteries.

Don’t bother me. I’m enjoying this hunger game.

December 3, 2014 - Posted by Joyanna Adams | Barack Obama, Jeb Bush, Obama, Uncategorized | Hunger Games, Jeb Bush, Obama