Nobody Remembers Lilith: Adam’s FIRST Wife.
Nobody Remembers
Most of us remember the story of Adam and Eve. God made Eve out of the rib of Adam, and gave them paradise called Eden, where they remained in blissful ignorance, in a land of no taxes. Adam had rule over all the plants and animals, and Eve was there just to please him, because there was no such thing as Football, and she was pretty happy. And they walked around all day eating and sleeping and having a good time, and then…God said:
Therefore shall a man leave his father and his mother and shall cleave unto his wife: and they shall be one flesh. And the man and his wife were both naked, and they were not ashamed.
So, think of that? Running around naked and having a great time! And God did not judge them at all. This was before Krispy Kreme doughnuts, and Wall Street Bailouts.
Anyway, the story goes God told Eve and Adam they could have anything but they could NOT eat of the tree of knowledge……”Lest ye die.” (Fear usually works with leaders.)
But the snake (Who Eve loved to talk to, and I’ll explain why later) told her God was lying, and if she ate fruit from the tree, her eyes would be open and both she and Adams would be just like GOD. And any God in his right mind would NOT want his subjects to be as powerful as him.
Well, the snake didn’t tell her that last line, but it’s true.
It’s also why Presidents need to kept knowledge at a low minimum in the general population. Only they have the right to eat from the Tree of Knowledge (the NSA) because if we did, we’d be as knowing as they are. And they need this knowledge because otherwise we’d all be in danger. (Fear always works)
Not a good thing for Gods. Gods need to be on top.
So when Eve listened to the snake, and took a bite, and then got Adam to take a bit, they all of a sudden realized that— they were naked! And then they hid, and the whole concept of ‘sin’ was hatched, paving the way for Bill Clinton.
(Nobody frankly is glad that Eve took a bite. I don’t think I could handle a world full of naked people.)
Then God said to the woman, “What is this that thou hast done?”
And the woman said, “The serpent beguiled me, and I did eat.”
Yes, she blamed it on the serpent.
BUT….did you know that the serpent was actually Adams FIRST wife? HA! Me neither…but check this out:
The snake in the Garden of Eden was called Lilith. Rabbinical lore claims that Adam’s first wife was not Eve, but Lilith, made by God from dust like Adam rather than from one of Adam’s ribs like Eve. And who therefore refused to be subjugated by Adam. Instead she deserted him, becoming an evil demon, and in some texts she is made synonymous with the serpent. The Tree of knowledge caused humanity’s fall.
(Lesson repeated: Don’t go seeking knowledge, only Gods can handle.)
Got that? The serpent was actually the first feminist who refused to bow to Adam , and deserted him. And then she got the NEW girlfriend talking to her (Girls LOVE To chat) and she got Eve to taste the tree of knowledge. Like the jealous hussy that she was, she tricked the new wife into disobeying God, and therefore, she didn’t have to watch Adam and Eve running around Eden naked while she was just a slithering snake and probably had changed her mind about Adam, and even though she didn’t want Adam in the first place, Eve was, I’m sure, was a lot hotter chick, and feminists HATE hot chicks.
You know that’s what happened.
But God was no match for a feminist either, and so, God condemned Eve to suffer and have children and obey Adam and all his commands for the rest of her life.
He punished both women, and poor Adam was the victim. So it took GOD to give Adam the domination over woman, because let’s face it, Adam was a wussy… And it was all because Lilith was such a…demon.
Lilith was condemned to stay the slithering snake she was, and be cursed forever more.
And why the men all over the world, in all the divorced sites on the internet, don’t take this story and run with it, I’ll never know. The feminist have a magazine NAMED after the hussy! If they don’t…then they are somewhere running 
around naked.
Anyway, I thought it was an interesting story and I had never heard about it before, but in the TV series Supernatural, some very clever men have incorporated it into some plots. This video gives even more background on Lilith, the first wife of Adam. Enjoy!
Nobody Flashes: FEMEN Turn Up The Heat…uh…cold..uh..
Nobody Flashes: From CNN–
Wow…get your goggles out guys…the women in the Ukraine are stripping just for YOU!
They want to be noticed as more than sex symbols, so, what do they do? They do just what every man in the world wants them to do, put on lovely underwear and pretty flowers in their hair and then..strip naked!
That’ll show those male chauvinists!
Whole countries will be moved!
And as an added bonus…it’s COLD! Seven degrees BELOW Zero! (applaud here men, show some appreciation.)
These young beauties not only are cold, wet, and by the looks of them..hungry— they dislike men so much— they don’t just stand there…they say rude things like—well here an example said in front of the Ukraine Parliament building—
•“This cabinet’s like a male toilet, ” the activists scream, holding water bottles to their groins as though they’re men in a urinal.“What we do is we get Ukrainian and international coverage and it shows that the authorities are scared of seeing bare breasts,” Gutsol says. “And the fact that they are trying to arrest us and not let us undress now proves it.”
Gutsol somehow missed the train to Doctor Zavago.
The group, of which so far there are 300 strong, call themselves FEMEN. They want to get women elected. Let’s hope they keep the young and pretty ones out front.
Anyone who came from the sixties remembers the feminist women over here burning bras.
Those women single-handedly hatched Larry Flynn.
Our feminists movement gave us such representatives as Hillary the Hun, Nancy the Stun, and Boxer Botox—I’m just saying. Be careful what you wish for girls.
Someday, all these girls are going to be pregnant, and wondering what happened to their grand protests.
Let’s not tell em’.
About
I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
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